Using NesHair's logic:
Look at the USA, the most powerful country in the world! Their national symbol is the Bald Eagle! See, BALD Eagle. Why would the richest country in the world use something that's BALD unless being Bald was totally awesome!? Jeez guys, enjoy life! You're lucky to be bald.
It just doesn't work like that Nes. Maybe some people live amazing, joyful fabulous lives because of (or in spite of) being bald. That doesn't mean everyone will. It's like telling everyone they should be Lawyers for a living, because a few people love the job and live happy lives while being lawyers. But we all know, the vast majority of people would HATE being lawyers and it would destroy their lives. In fact, most lawyers HATE their lives. (90 hr work weeks, stress, no work/life balance, working with scum of society).
Although I have caught my male pattern baldness very early, I still find what people like Fred, and Nade, and Hell, and Evil have to say to be pretty helpful. It's both cathartic to rant, and cathartic to read. It also shatters the politically correct illusions that are usually propped up by society that "baldness doesn't matter and it's what's on the inside that counts." Shattering illusions is only a good thing.