I swear women lie a lot on these dating apps

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The like is much appreciated.

As to the crux? Well, we're all story tellers aren't we. Some just make it a life-style choice.

As for me? Well, I'm too soiled even IF I met a specimen of the opposite anatomical structure for it to work.

The hooker game(excuse the pun hun) is dead in the water so I surmise I will continue chopping over frustrated housewives on chat-lines in my lowly bedsit until the chronological nano's chime no more.
Oh, Butterboy? I want or Janey and Will both want you to see our new pics and see who's winning between the two of them.

Thanks, pally,
janey

 

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I would. I miss being the housewife, darling X, give us a chance says Will and I will ditch my wigs and skirts and now, I am both Chad and Chaddess.

Goddess keep you my friend and when you are ready for hair, I will be around and I will introduce you to Her. Swear to Goddess, just that change in focus gave me back my youth, my looks and my long hair and way longer that at 17, wheee....

But Janey in the wig is just adorable. How can I put her away in a closet? So you tell me?

janey
I'm afraid hair "Will" never be there.

However, hair continues to grow in the Cochlea and Nares.

That really is the paradoxical parody of the pedantic poet.

As for Janey? Embrace that new face to the human race......or not.
 

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Oh, Butterboy? I want or Janey and Will both want you to see our new pics and see who's winning between the two of them.

Thanks, pally,
janey

"Butterboy"......the days of innocence have long departed, I now know too much. Level 44 is fast approaching. I wonder when it's my turn?

I have mused over said pics and you are becoming what you always was and are. Is the search for the inner crust complete however?
 

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im quite sure the lie women use most often (or in omission) is “i dont have a boyfriend”^^
 

JaneyElizabeth

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"Butterboy"......the days of innocence have long departed, I now know too much. Level 44 is fast approaching. I wonder when it's my turn?

I have mused over said pics and you are becoming what you always was and are. Is the search for the inner crust complete however?
Does it ever end? I can be a chameleon but it's hard being or seeing the true you from before you were born but yes, I tired of the search.
 

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Does it ever end? I can be a chameleon but it's hard being or seeing the true you from before you were born but yes, I tired of the search.
Due to the fact we are social creatures one adapts to the environment one finds them self in.

See me, I'm different. I don't play the game. No peacocking for moi, hence the daily ridicule and disdain I get.

In my case it transgresses missing follicles.

Keep searching, do it for you and no-one else. It's a lifelong process.
 

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Due to the fact we are social creatures one adapts to the environment one finds them self in.

See me, I'm different. I don't play the game. No peacocking for moi, hence the daily ridicule and disdain I get.

In my case it transgresses missing follicles.

Keep searching, do it for you and no-one else. It's a lifelong process.
I feel that you have a second act coming because you still seem hopeful about life. Even guys spending too much time on here at least usually haven't lost their hope.
 

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I feel that you have a second act coming because you still seem hopeful about life. Even guys spending too much time on here at least usually haven't lost their hope.
Whats the other option, fully realising I'm a social misfit unworthy of basic human necessities?

If that's the case then my choice of poison is prostitution.

Born by the hole...........
 

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Whats the other option, fully realising I'm a social misfit unworthy of basic human necessities?

If that's the case then my choice of poison is prostitution.

Born by the hole...........

There must be a Jeremy Kyle clubhouse you can join
 
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