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Exodus2011

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It's from this website i found while looking up the evolutionary purpose of baldness, which of course will never be explained or researched. http://sciencenordic.com/why-do-men-grow-bald

It is still nice to think about when I feel bad about it, makes me feel like at least MAYBE there is some advantage.

**** that **** eating grin though, I swear full heads love rubbing in our faces how we have downgraded and how much more attractive they are. positional goods theory like you say hellouser

good thing to note is he is ugly anyways, he probably smiles because his norwood 1 is one advantage he does possess.

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yeah, that's one hell of a hypothesis. "baldness makes you too ugly to get a lot of girls". i mean its part of that stupid cuckold hypothesis, that baldness was made to signal being ready to "settle down and commit" since one is uglier and less likely to **** around. it doesn't make sense, the woman wud be more likely to **** around as you are uglier, and that means less reproduction for you.
 

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poor exodus you lost soul

you should or at least try to
finish your degree
find a stable job
get a hair transplant or something because seems to me baldness is seriously affecting you... which is fair enough
start working out and getting fit
get some life skills ffs
get some hobbies besides p**rn, weed, video games, something actually usefl which will make you a better person
 

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The guy has a very punchable face. The fact that they can get away with these bogus theories while pretending to be logical pisses me off even more.
 

Exodus2011

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poor exodus you lost soul

you should or at least try to
finish your degree
find a stable job
get a hair transplant or something because seems to me baldness is seriously affecting you... which is fair enough
start working out and getting fit
get some life skills ffs
get some hobbies besides p**rn, weed, video games, something actually usefl which will make you a better person
Drop the condescension. Those are my hobbies i love and am passionate about. Id do them even if i was full head and successful

Anyways, if 6+ young skinny white girls are out of the question i could give LESS OF A **** about succeeding xD

Im sure you understand
 

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What about men who go bald at 19 or 20? Is baldness natures way of telling them their skirt chasing days are over? Before they've even hit their prime?

We should find out where he lives and go scalp him! jk

He's a smug dick with a stupid flawed theory though. Looks never determined mating success with humans. Baldness didn't evolve in humans anyway, it evolved in primates, and for most of human and primate history strength mattered more than looks. To put it bluntly, there was no consent, if you wanted a woman, and you were strong enough, you just took her. This theory is just one of a smug, priviliged and illogical dick.
 

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Exodus, just think, if you never lost a single hair on you head, you would never have met all the wonderful people in this forum to help you realize with our without hair, you will eventually learn to make a positive difference in this world some way or another. We were all brought to this forum for a reason. And that reason will be made clear some day for all of us.
 
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Being bald eliminates hair from your eye line and allows you to hunt and kill more effectively, how ****ing stupid is this guy?A pony tail isn't intimidating anyone and actively threatens visibility without the modern invention of hair bands/ hair cuts. neoteny is a female trait, if you are going to be a tribe leader you should look masculine and adult, which includes being bald,. Why do some men not have any chest hair? This is a sign they are genetically inferior (lucky for them we wear clothes nowadays) and the birth control pill has made women desire less masculine men. he's a fat ugly man who needs to hide his lack of chin and ugly mouth area with a beard, he's made a name for himself making exhibitions of fraudulently "gay" animals.
 

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^^ wtff, i actually researched it and its a legit theory. females on the pill are not attracted to masculine men as much as girls off the pill.
 

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This is explains why my ex left me after quitting the pill lol. But not really.
 

Norwood One

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My girlfriend started taking the pill after we got together. IDK how this will turn out? should I go caveman on her or fancy boy?
 

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Being bald eliminates hair from your eye line and allows you to hunt and kill more effectively,

I never thought about this, it kinda makes sense.
 

Exodus2011

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I never thought about this, it kinda makes sense.
i heard it can also have something to do with heat loss.

today it was a bit chilly and misty. my bald head was cold as ****, i noticed how much warmer i was when i put on a beanie/toboggan.

its weak anecdotal support, but that wud make sense for middle easterners as it seems they have more baldness. maybe they have that as an adaptation to the desert heat? bald head = more heat loss to stay cool in the sun? but then again their heads would have less protection against UV rays and all that
 

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Hair loss evolved in primates. Tree dwelling primates. Primates have short hair, it doesn't grow more than a few inches and doesn't obscure their eyeline.

Given this, I think we can rule out the sun/heat loss theory and the long hair being inconvenient for hunting theory.

Here's a more likely answer. Hair loss resulted as a sequence of random mutations. These mutations were non lethal and did not prevent those primates affected from mating as long as they had the strength to do so. These hair loss genes were passed on to humans, they did not evolve secondarily in humans. The reason why some populations exhibit less or more hair loss is due to travel and population bottlenecks, a small number of founders may or may not have high frequencies of these genes. Obviously in native Americans and aborigines it's very low. In Arabs, semitic and British isles people it's very high and has an early onset.

Random non lethal mutations, that's why hair loss exists. The reason why it persists is that mating success for males wasn't based on how pretty they were for most of human and primate history.

It's only in the last 30-40 years that male style, beauty and hair has really taken off as a must have for success with women. (Lucky us!)
Conversely it's only in the last 20 or so years that effective hair loss medications have been available as well as sophisticated hair transplants, so in that regard we are lucky.... Who knows, maybe we'll get luckier in the next 20 years...
 

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Admin Create a Category named "Deep siht " where such articles can be posted,this article has depressed me,please make sure such articles don't go up,make this site cool one.
 

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Admin Create a Category named "Deep siht " where such articles can be posted,this article has depressed me,please make sure such articles don't go up,make this site cool one.

Dont worry to much about them, they are just silly sites, not worth anyones time.
 

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today it was a bit chilly and misty. my bald head was cold as ****, i noticed how much warmer i was when i put on a beanie/toboggan.

This annoys the crap out of me. I always have to wear a beanie in winter.

There is a clear difference even amongst the 1guard cut wreath, and the smooth top. The smooth top gets real cold.
 

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It makes sense, heat rises as we know, and so as autumn turns to winter, and so we're doomed to catch even a bigger chill once the top insulation(hair) is blown off. Just about the time my cap is hung up and my beanie is from it's drawer of mothballs.
 

DannyBoyy

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Yeah it gets cold, but i see no big deal i just wear my hoodie.
 
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