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theDudeAbides said:My wife and I arrived at the airport after serving 2 years overseas in the military, and I was happy to see my 2 best friends had come to greet us...
...until one of them walked straight to me and without a hello or a handshake, lifted my baseball cap off my head and then looked at my other friend, as if they had made a bet on the progress of my hair loss over those 2 years.
The guy that took my hat off, BTW, weighs over 300 pounds. I had never, ever messed with him about his weight, knowing he is sensitive about it. I made an exception this time...I looked at him and said, "I might grow my hair back someday, but I'll bet every penny I have that you'll always be a fatass."
With "friends" like that you don´t need enemies.......
But the fat guy is still better off since for him it is so much easier to lose weight than for you regrowing your hair. Sad but true...... :cry: