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Bklyn_23

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Statham has the ideal face/features to pull off the shaved/bald look. It's not just a matter of how good a guy looks objectively, it's more so about the TYPE of features he has. Statham's narrow-ish face/head (most good looking men have wider heads/jawlines - basically more of a square shape), smaller eyes/mouth, perfect top head shape (perfectly rounded and not too bulbous), and his ability to grow epic facial hair (not all guys can get facial hair that looks like that) all help him pull it off.

Yes, he's good looking even when you put everything else aside, but guys like Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt or even Clooney would not look as good as Statham does with the same amount of hair, because they all have squarer heads/faces and more prominent features.
 

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Statham has the ideal face/features to pull off the shaved/bald look. It's not just a matter of how good a guy looks objectively, it's more so about the TYPE of features he has. Statham's narrow-ish face/head (most good looking men have wider heads/jawlines - basically more of a square shape), smaller eyes/mouth, perfect top head shape (perfectly rounded and not too bulbous), and his ability to grow epic facial hair (not all guys can get facial hair that looks like that) all help him pull it off.

Yes, he's good looking even when you put everything else aside, but guys like Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt or even Clooney would not look as good as Statham does with the same amount of hair, because they all have squarer heads/faces and more prominent features.
My head shape is identical to Stratham and my eyes are the same but I don't see myself being able to pull off the bald look because I always thought guys with less narrow headshapes, wider jaw, and high cheekbones can pull of the look better. Basically the more chiseled the face, the more you can pull it off.
 

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My head shape is identical to Stratham and my eyes are the same but I don't see myself being able to pull off the bald look because I always thought guys with less narrow headshapes, wider jaw, and high cheekbones can pull of the look better. Basically the more chiseled the face, the more you can pull it off.

Guess we disagree on that, then. :) Though I will say that, of all the factors I noted, the shape of the upper half of the head is the most important. Yes, some square heads can pull off the look very well. I think Baldhurts, for instance, looks fantastic. Note that he also has that epic stubble in his older pics though. :p
 

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Guess we disagree on that, then. :) Though I will say that, of all the factors I noted, the shape of the upper half of the head is the most important. Yes, some square heads can pull off the look very well. I think Baldhurts, for instance, looks fantastic. Note that he also has that epic stubble in his older pics though. :p
I am not disagreeing with you because we all see ourself different than anyone else. We are worse critics. Its always the grass is greener somewhere else. I just have my idea of what I think is a genetic gift and I don't seem to have inherited most of them. However, I am thankful I have enough intelligence to know how much time I waste comparing myself to everyone else when I know I never had it so bad. I guess social media and some of these guys on here has got me questioning what is considered to be "aesthetic" or not. In all honestly, most of the people who have posted their photos on here have never been ugly in my opinion. A lot of them have BDD like me and are very hard on themselves. I have a feeling Johnson is at least 2 points higher than what he rates himself.
 

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I probably never thought I'd be nearly 30 and spending my Sunday evening reading in-depth analysis of how Jason Statham and Vin Diesel look.

And I want to join in (again).
If a cure is never found these two and Brucie will remain relevant amongst hairloss sufferers for centurys. That's gotta be some sort of win right ?
 

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If a cure is never found these two and Brucie will remain relevant amongst hairloss sufferers for centurys. That's gotta be some sort of win right ?

Was this supposed to be an uplifting thing? Brb hanging myself.

I love the Gompertz avatar by the way, he's a shining beacon of light for all bald guys, so extrovert and hideous, so proud of his hideousness.
 

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So what happens if there is a cure and now all the bald men had full hair, but I couldn't afford this cure and had to keep doing what I'm doing now, does that mean I would be totally fucked?

This is actually totally scary to think about.. I would no longer go out and see other bald men. f*****g scary.
 

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Was this supposed to be an uplifting thing? Brb hanging myself.

I love the Gompertz avatar by the way, he's a shining beacon of light for all bald guys, so extrovert and hideous, so proud of his hideousness.
No not uplifting for us. Only for them, remaining more relevant than there full head peers. More of a nod to these guys being constantly brought up. Also sarcasm. We lose in all instances
 

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No not uplifting for us. Only for them, remaining more relevant than there full head peers. More of a nod to these guys being constantly brought up. Also sarcasm. We lose in all instances

It's kinda weird when sarcasm completely passes you by, even if you're incredibly sarcastic a lot of the time. D'oh.
 

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So what happens if there is a cure and now all the bald men had full hair, but I couldn't afford this cure and had to keep doing what I'm doing now, does that mean I would be totally fucked?

This is actually totally scary to think about.. I would no longer go out and see other bald men. f*****g scary.

I think I've posted this thought before, but's it a delve into how terrible of a person I can be.

My hair situation isn't as bad as many, it's thin NW2, arguably 3, but it frames my face decently, I can get away with being classed officially as a guy with hair, for most people. If the cure came out, we'd all have ridiculous NW1's, and my fight to keep what I have and am regrowing, will be lost.

Basically: if nobodies bald then I won't be special. This is sad.
 

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You made my day DH. If that were the case then I could model like him but I think he blows me away facially in every category. Thanks tho man.
I agree with DoctorHouse. In my humble opinion I think that you are better looking then Jason Statham.
Your features are sharper and more manly.
 

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I agree with DoctorHouse. In my humble opinion I think that you are better looking then Jason Statham.
Your features are sharper and more manly.


Brb moving to LA and auditioning for next transporter role.

Will invite all HairLossTalk.com members to movie premiere

























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Some men look better with a buzzcut, that's it. No one looks better bald with Androgenetic Alopecia, it's a cope and I wished I stopped reading such comments on every news page about hair loss.
 

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The count down has begun. It's time to get huge in 2017, and get yourself a tranny side piece..

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