Let's Talk About Baldness Dreams Or Nightmares

Exodus2011

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Went half bald during senior year of high school. I diffused in a norwood 5 shadow, i've discussed it before and ofc i got a lot of trash talk. I've mostly forgotten about it partly because it was so unreal and partly cuz it was like 6 years ago now. also sorta mentally erasing it from my hard drive

it comes back though in my dreams, sh*t sucks. literally the same recurring dream of going back to those days, balding in high school. half of them involve me wearing a hat and getting in trouble with the teacher, who then tells me to take it off. thats where the dream usually ends for the hat ones

the worse half i just walk around totally bald and just have to deal with everyone asking me what happened and the super shitty inferior naked feeling. definitely fukin annoying, this dream reliably happens like once a month at least. like a baldness freddy kreuger lol.

so yea just curious about your baldness dreams as well, i like dreams cuz it shows your subconscious side. the stuff that you are thinking about deep down, no faking here.
 

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Went half bald during senior year of high school. I diffused in a norwood 5 shadow, i've discussed it before and ofc i got a lot of trash talk. I've mostly forgotten about it partly because it was so unreal and partly cuz it was like 6 years ago now. also sorta mentally erasing it from my hard drive

it comes back though in my dreams, sh*t sucks. literally the same recurring dream of going back to those days, balding in high school. half of them involve me wearing a hat and getting in trouble with the teacher, who then tells me to take it off. thats where the dream usually ends for the hat ones

the worse half i just walk around totally bald and just have to deal with everyone asking me what happened and the super shitty inferior naked feeling. definitely fukin annoying, this dream reliably happens like once a month at least. like a baldness freddy kreuger lol.

so yea just curious about your baldness dreams as well, i like dreams cuz it shows your subconscious side. the stuff that you are thinking about deep down, no faking here.

Once I was in dream with a full head of hair.

Then I woke up, came to mirror and dipped into reality again.

Do not recall anything more.
 

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I've had dreams where my hair is perfect, and I wonder if this is worse than having nightmares about being completely bald.

Why? Once I had a powerful lucid dream which felt like it lasted a long, long time, and it was a fairly mundane dream too in terms of the circumstances and occurrences, which made it feel even more real that I was just having a normal day with a full head of thick, non-diffuse hair, and a hairline that actually went down the temples and somewhat on my forehead.

I woke up, went to the bathroom still half-asleep, and then reality hit. I didn't even look in the mirror to check it was all real, I was convinced it was and just happened to look in the mirror anyway.

I can't recall if I've had any nightmares about being bald or having worse hair, but at least I'd wake up in relief rather than disappointment.
 

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Strangely enough, I have never had nightmares about my (lack of) hair. It is probably due to my hair all falling out at once which, while devastating, forced me to give up since I had already lost and that was the end.

I really feel for you guys and girls battling Androgenetic Alopecia hair loss though. Watching your hairline slowly recede/diffuse with little to stop it must be pure torture - no wonder you guys have nightmares. :(
 

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I want a nightmare which is hours of me staring in a mirror looking like a windy Will Gompertz

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But then again I don't even want to wake up and be HAPPY with my hair, being content with my hair by age 23/24 is what let it get so bad in the first place. If I had faced up to the reality my hair was sh*t, I was losing it and I will look bald and ridiculous, I probably would have exhausted finasteride and had my hair transplant by now. Instead I'm just trying to make the most re-growth I can, exhaust options, and then get it. It's become a creepy little mission in ways.

Disappointment after a dream, deluded after a nightmare, there's no winning with baldness.
 

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I dreamed the other night that I was taking a shower, and while I was washing my hair I felt that one of my extensions was about to come off so I pulled it out. Then I felt another one, and I pulled that one out. This repeated itself about 20 times until I had no hair left on my head.
 

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"Let's talk about baldness dreams or nightmares"

Why? We're all living in one right now.

"They've said dreams can come true, but forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams too."
 

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lol it definitely isn't. thats why i like my cathartic baldness nightmares. i was never fully bald in high school. so when i have those shitty nightmares i wake up like "damn life is beautiful!" lol
 

Agustin Araujo

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When I have dreams and I see myself, I'm Norwood 1. My mind and brain doesn't like to picture myself with hair loss. I have had dreams before where I'm completely bald, and life just keeps going normal as usual. No one gives me a hard time for it, I'm not some sort of sub-human or a laughing stock or anything like that but I just absolutely hate having no hair on the top of my head. It's been way more of an identity issue than anything else.
 

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Went half bald during senior year of high school. I diffused in a norwood 5 shadow, i've discussed it before and ofc i got a lot of trash talk. I've mostly forgotten about it partly because it was so unreal and partly cuz it was like 6 years ago now. also sorta mentally erasing it from my hard drive

it comes back though in my dreams, sh*t sucks. literally the same recurring dream of going back to those days, balding in high school. half of them involve me wearing a hat and getting in trouble with the teacher, who then tells me to take it off. thats where the dream usually ends for the hat ones

the worse half i just walk around totally bald and just have to deal with everyone asking me what happened and the super shitty inferior naked feeling. definitely fukin annoying, this dream reliably happens like once a month at least. like a baldness freddy kreuger lol.

so yea just curious about your baldness dreams as well, i like dreams cuz it shows your subconscious side. the stuff that you are thinking about deep down, no faking here.
I didnt' lose my hair that young but I was about 25. I still have dreams where I have hair and wake up to find my super smooth scalp and I'm disappointed. I have had the dreams you mention too. Where I run my fingers through my hair and clumps fall out.
 

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I had one... But then i woke up. :)
 
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I had one of these just the other night actually. Basically a porno, not gonna lie. The scene: a classroom in a British all-girls school. The content: a raunchy, no-holds-barred menage a trois between an ex girlfriend, some random black dinner lady and another hot girl I knew from university. They were all in school uniform. All was going along swimmingly until, to my rage and surprise, their rapidly developing orgasms were cut short by a loud knocking at the classroom door. The black dinner lady was sent to open it revealing, an overweight, NW6 janitor - me. Suffice to say, I was cruelly denied entry to proceedings and, among much cat calls and jeering, was ordered away from the classroom immediately. I woke up then, crushed and aroused, and wept like a baby into my pillow.
 

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I had one of these just the other night actually. Basically a porno, not gonna lie. The scene: a classroom in a British all-girls school. The content: a raunchy, no-holds-barred menage a trois between an ex girlfriend, some random black dinner lady and another hot girl I knew from university. They were all in school uniform. All was going along swimmingly until, to my rage and surprise, their rapidly developing orgasms were cut short by a loud knocking at the classroom door. The black dinner lady was sent to open it revealing, an overweight, NW6 janitor - me. Suffice to say, I was cruelly denied entry to proceedings and, among much cat calls and jeering, was ordered away from the classroom immediately. I woke up then, crushed and aroused, and wept like a baby into my pillow.

Jesus christ dude way to kill my boner
 

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lol it definitely isn't. thats why i like my cathartic baldness nightmares. i was never fully bald in high school. so when i have those shitty nightmares i wake up like "damn life is beautiful!" lol

But they're still just that - nightmares. They are over when you wake up. Reality is never over until you die, hence it is worse. WAY worse.
 

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But they're still just that - nightmares. They are over when you wake up. Reality is never over until you die, hence it is worse. WAY worse.

How can anyone expect to feel 'truly rested' when their nightmares are comparatively on par
with the haunting distress that Androgenetic Alopecia causes them every single waking hours.
I'm kind of surprised when I hear fellow baldites who never mention Androgenetic Alopecia acquired PTSD fatigue.
 

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Let's change his story to a threesome where all 3 ladies get off on pleasuring him while stroking and licking his bald head!
 
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