Let's Talk About Baldness Dreams Or Nightmares

[Allesandra]

Recurring nightmare. 2,3 times a week. It's the first day of high school. I'm sitting halfway back in class. Male a**h** teacher approaches. ""WE DO NOT WEAR WIGS IN THIS CLASS!!!""" Rips off my wig. Hilarity ensues.

 

[Notcoolanymore]

Recurring nightmare. 2,3 times a week. It's the first day of high school. I'm sitting halfway back in class.

I have the same dream except in mine I am sitting at the back of the class and for some reason I have a boner. It is at that moment that the teacher asks me to work out a math problem on the board.

 

[lamch]

I prefer nightmares to dreams. Becuase I wake up knowing my life isnt as bad as what ive dreamed. On the other hand, if I dream I have a fullhead of hair for example, I wake up dissapointed.

 

[Exodus2011]

But they're still just that - nightmares. They are over when you wake up. Reality is never over until you die, hence it is worse. WAY worse.

no because i was never fully bald in high school

diffused yes but not a full norwood

 

[Assemblage23]

Recurring nightmare. 2,3 times a week. It's the first day of high school. I'm sitting halfway back in class. Male a**h** teacher approaches. ""WE DO NOT WEAR WIGS IN THIS CLASS!!!""" Rips off my wig. Hilarity ensues.

LOL this has to be the worst way to try to fit in in a forum you dumb salesman. Try harder next time, thanks for the lulz

 

[shookwun]

When I wore a wig, I had a lot of toupee night mares.

sh*t was constantly on my mind all the time.

I never have night mares, that's the ironic part.


Those dreams left my sheets soaked. It always involving women attacking me at my hair, and trying to pull it off.

 

[Assemblage23]

Since I got my hair transplant three months ago, I have frequent regrowth dreams.

A hair transplant is a mindfuck. You have no idea before you get on this ride.