Most Ridiculous Baldcel Cope Ever (click To View)

[CopeForLife]

Every article I see about "pros" about going to NW8 first line ALWAYS tells about saving money on the f*cking shampoo!
Simply type "pros to being bald" in google:
For example: http://thoughtcatalog.com/nico-lang/2013/09/13-little-things-that-totally-rock-about-being-bald/

Why is it even worth to mention about "economy" since bottle of shampoo costs a few USD per month? It is mere pathetic.

Every morning you're performing amputation by shaving of your whole part of body which covers half of your head and NATURALLY protects it from the sun burns, absorbs sweat, protects from the scratches and cold. While shaved head is only protects you from prime women and possibilities in life.

But the only baldcels worry is... Economy on shampoo!

LET ALONE you are forced to spend MUCH MORE money on razors, shaving foam and other norwood suicide accessories.
http://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/index.php?topic=26849.0

Another notorious NW8 cope is avoiding to spend time on hair routine and haircuts...

But spending more than 10 minutes (even by masters from SBG not less than 10 minutes) on hair amputation is TOTALLY FINE!
http://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/index.php?topic=923.0

 

[That Guy]

Whenever someone tells me "Don't worry, if it gets too bad, just shave it bro! You'll save so much money on shampoo!"

I punch them right in the teeth and tell them "Think of all the money you'll save on toothpaste!"

 

[CopeForLife]

Whenever someone tells me "Don't worry, if it gets too bad, just shave it bro! You'll save so much money on shampoo!"

I punch them right in the teeth and tell them "Think of all the money you'll save on toothpaste!"

It is like console people without legs they save money on sneakers...

 

[CopeForLife]

Whenever someone tells me "Don't worry, if it gets too bad, just shave it bro! You'll save so much money on shampoo!"

I punch them right in the teeth and tell them "Think of all the money you'll save on toothpaste!"

strong messages to likes ratio, mate...

 

[blackg]

If someone kidnaps one of my dogs I can save money on dog food.

 

[swingline747]

same BS list thats been regurgitated everywhere. Its not serious, its more sarcasm than anything I think.


If a NW1 guy takes your GF youll save lots of money on Bday presents.

j/k

 

[CopeForLife]

same BS list thats been regurgitated everywhere. Its not serious, its more sarcasm than anything I think.


If a NW1 guy takes your GF youll save lots of money on Bday presents.

j/k

no offensive but I doubt that it is sarcasm

maybe it is self defence mechanism (which calls "sarcasm") in less cases (still pathetic) but in most cases they say it serious

lol I remember myself when was 18yo with NW2.25 and when buzzed not because of hairloss but because it was cool and trendy among young guys that time, almost everyone was buzzed

I remember I was satisfied with it because of easy maintenance and less spending on shampoo, haircuts... BUT I thought I always can grow it up when I want to. After all for me buzzcut with < NW2 is still one of the most favourite haircut

I even got good comments from 7+/10 girls about haircut (could had sex with a few in that times if wouldn't be an aspie), not worth to mention that I haven't got a single one buzzed with NW3.5

That's a difference between buzz/shave by choice (low Norwood) and buzz/shave because of hairloss (NW2.25+)

In first case you're making a choice to do a plain haircut (shave/buzz) relying on some pros but in second case you are forced to do it and starting to justify to cope with it

 

[buckthorn]

If someone kidnaps one of my dogs I can save money on dog food.

this one's right on, because that's about how depressing balding is and that's their type of rationale in this article.

Oh, I am going to save SOOOO much f*cking money on a bottle of f*cking shampoo that's like $5 and lasts for four months. Guys, I don't know why I've been so f*cking depressed!! This article has put everything in perspective.

Another truth about this article is that we will stand out in crowds!! YES!! Everyone will be able to see the six inch joker scar on the back of my head... ohhhh boy, i will look like such a bad ***.

HATS!!! F*CKING GODDAMN F*CKING HATS!!! I forgot about that!! ohhhh mannnnn I will have so many stylish hats. life is beautiful.

 

[CopeForLife]

Just shave it brah! Chicks dig confidence, lift weights and be unapologetic. Real men are not vain, only pussies care about hair. Look at Vin Diesel and The Rock! Do you see them crying on a hair loss forum?!

hairloss?

shave it all, hit the gym hard (brah), take roids, tattos, get tan and grow beard = problem solved

also BE YOURSELF (but change everything, lol)

 

[Dante92]

Just shave it brah! Chicks dig confidence, lift weights and be unapologetic. Real men are not vain, only pussies care about hair. Look at Vin Diesel and The Rock! Do you see them crying on a hair loss forum?!

 

[blackg]

also BE YOURSELF (but change everything, lol)

This made me chuckle.

 

[CopeForLife]

It's the main contradiction in the fullheads' reasoning: they'll tell you it's not a big deal and that it's just hair, then they'll tell you to make all these changes (shave, grow a beard, tan, muscles, clothes, hats, confidence).

If it truly didn't matter at all, you could just... remain the same in every area, but with a horseshoe.

I've cornered a lot of fullheads on other forums by pointing this out.

Usually, they reply: "Oh man up! You're obsessed! Get help!"

Or worse, they tell you that you would look ridiculous if you don't make all these changes after going bald.

At that point, I'm like: "How can they not see the irony?!"

Speaking about confidence...

If you have a fulfilling life (job, hobbies, sport) and go public with NW3.5+ you are ALREADY confident, there is really NOTHING to improve in this area.

I can tell now I don't care (confident?) if I go to public place in shorts and slippers. Unshaved or with some acne after shaving. I couldn't imagine these things before I went to advanced balding. (do not confuse it with poor hygiene tho) I do not shy to speak with girls I just try to avoid it because I know how it looks when short baldcel tries to "show a game" with attractive girl – it is pathetic.

Honestly I don't know how I can "improve" my confidence.

Again – these retards do not understand what it is like, for example, when you wash your hands and face after going toilet in shopping mall – you staying in line among NW1 and cringe when see your and their reflection in mirror in the same time.

Fullheads do a buzzcut like one of the most dangerous adventurers in their life. In their mind it is comparable with jumping with parachute and other. They call it bravery.

We do it every week. And we still "lack of confidence". Let alone shaving heads, even I with my NW3.5 can't imagine it for now.

 

[N003]

 

[uncomfortable man]

I could save money on bullets and just strangle you to death.

 

[samantha3333]

Brb cutting my tits off

 

[CopeForLife]

Panty dropper!

These copers make very vague statement about how they're doing good with women despite their shaved heads, or god forbid, thanks to it.

Things like: "Women give me these looks now!", or yes "I get more attention!" Some members ont these forums use this one.

But when you simply ask them to spit out the numbers, they get all defensive and evade the question.

It's a simple question though: "How many women have you penetrated?"

Because in the end, that's what we want to know and it's all that counts.

In the end, all that matters is your credentials as shookwun would say.

I don't care if you think that woman looked at you or smiled at you. How is that even worth mentioning?

False positives. It happens all time on PUA forums, and if you ask enough members their credentials, you'll quickly realize that the majority of them are actually virgins.

Yet in their heads they are these irresistible alpha-male womanizers, just like these slybaldguys copers are stealing all the women from the NW1's at parties.

Please.

funny fact about your gif

recently I remembered this actor and his notorious temples I googled him expecting he is slick bald now since he is NW2.25 here, but... He it seems didn't receded at all, still NW2.2.5

what a lucky bastard

 

[samantha3333]

Would you mind recording your screams of agony for me please?

I can do better, web cam.

 

[Dante92]

I can do better, web cam.

Neat.

 

[marco75]

Every article I see about "pros" about going to NW8 first line ALWAYS tells about saving money on the f*cking shampoo!
Simply type "pros to being bald" in google:
For example: http://thoughtcatalog.com/nico-lang/2013/09/13-little-things-that-totally-rock-about-being-bald/

Why is it even worth to mention about "economy" since bottle of shampoo costs a few USD per month? It is mere pathetic.

Every morning you're performing amputation by shaving of your whole part of body which covers half of your head and NATURALLY protects it from the sun burns, absorbs sweat, protects from the scratches and cold. While shaved head is only protects you from prime women and possibilities in life.

But the only baldcels worry is... Economy on shampoo!

LET ALONE you are forced to spend MUCH MORE money on razors, shaving foam and other norwood suicide accessories.
http://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/index.php?topic=26849.0

Another notorious NW8 cope is avoiding to spend time on hair routine and haircuts...

But spending more than 10 minutes (even by masters from SBG not less than 10 minutes) on hair amputation is TOTALLY FINE!
http://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/index.php?topic=923.0

I'd never go sly too much hassle, thing I like is just buzzing it once a week and forgetting about it, if it suits you then it's the best option until you can get treatment/hair transplant. However I would gladly go back to spending 20 mins fixing my hair every day, so many hair styles I would like to have tried but never will be able to unless a cure arrives soon.

 

[shookwun]

I'd never go sly too much hassle, thing I like is just buzzing it once a week and forgetting about it, if it suits you then it's the best option until you can get treatment/hair transplant. However I would gladly go back to spending 20 mins fixing my hair every day, so many hair styles I would like to have tried but never will be able to unless a cure arrives soon.

toupee?