Most Ridiculous Baldcel Cope Ever (click To View)

[Rudiger]

In articles like this there's always something hilarious that reveals the dark psyche that the author is trying to get away from:

12. You now take the quickest showers ever.
You used to have to spend your precious bathroom time washing your hair and then drying it — which if you’re female, takes f*****g forever. But now, you can spend it doing other things, like masturbating. Trust me: Anything that adds more masturbation time to your schedule is a very special thing indeed.

Note: Not having sex with a willing participant - masturbation instead.

 

[Rudiger]

To further explain what I meant by that, there was a youtube video where a woman talks about the positive aspects of dating a bald guy and to be open minded about being with a bald guy. One of her big points was how a bald man could be "a really nice guy towards your pets or children".

Translation: bald guys can mainly hope for ageing crazy cat ladies or single moms.

I'm not saying this is definitively the case, maybe it is, I don't know, but the people who are in some sort of SJW mode about standing up for baldness in an attempt to look like sympathetic non-judgemental types, often are hiding a burrowing agenda behind this facade. You can't even consider it "delusion", because they are closer to the truth than they let on, they're just lying to themselves and you.

 

[CopeForLife]

Too much truth and humour in this thread. Too many likes given.

Slybaldguys gives advice and does reviews on trimmers/shavers for the head - a lot of maintenance. While fullheads look normal, aesthetic and go for cool cuts at the barber once a month.

nice advertisement of finasteride/duta tho

 

[Rudiger]

"Hey guys its Tyler here today from slybaldguys and I wanted to tell you about, the new love of my life"

 

[CopeForLife]

"Hey guys its Tyler here today from slybaldguys and I wanted to tell you about, the new love of my life"

she buzzcut

 

[Rudiger]

nice advertisement of finasteride/duta tho

He really is, if he wants to help the bald community then he really needs to stop making videos as he looks horrendous as a bald man. I would say most should opt for completely sly when it gets to a point of no return, but this guy looks plain un-natural, he needs some form of horseshoe as he actually looks like a weird adult 14-year-old.

As for saving money on shampoo:

I mean jesus christ, look at the top comment, from someone so consumed by shaving his head that it's his youtube handle:

Skullshaver3 months ago
Is it usable on a head with normaly "full hair"? i shave my head every day with an classic razor (wilkinson hydro 5) and it takes sometimes up to 35 min to get the entire head smooth and without any stubbles. i want the same result after less than 10 min but without cuts and bleeding...

Brb booking my hair transplant...

 

[whatevr]

He really is, if he wants to help the bald community then he really needs to stop making videos as he looks horrendous as a bald man. I would say most should opt for completely sly when it gets to a point of no return, but this guy looks plain un-natural, he needs some form of horseshoe as he actually looks like a weird adult 14-year-old.

As for saving money on shampoo:

I mean jesus christ, look at the top comment, from someone so consumed by shaving his head that it's his youtube handle:

Skullshaver3 months ago
Is it usable on a head with normaly "full hair"? i shave my head every day with an classic razor (wilkinson hydro 5) and it takes sometimes up to 35 min to get the entire head smooth and without any stubbles. i want the same result after less than 10 min but without cuts and bleeding...

Brb booking my hair transplant...

Man...even shaving my beard every 2-3 days is a pain in the *** IMO. I can deal with a beard but I hate the moustache cause I get cuts. I'd get it electrolyzed or transplanted to my scalp so I don't have to deal with it. Now imagine having to shave your whole head.

 

[EvilLocks]

Whenever someone tells me "Don't worry, if it gets too bad, just shave it bro! You'll save so much money on shampoo!"

I punch them right in the teeth and tell them "Think of all the money you'll save on toothpaste!"

Sigworthy comment.

 

[CopeForLife]

I found the post I was talking about earlier. It's even worse than I remember. Enjoy unfiltered cope in all its glory:

Jason Statham is a god damn MAN and I want to look like him.

I want this as well.

But I am balding subhuman with undeveloped jawline and and subhuman cheekbones.

 

[CopeForLife]

Glad to see your old avatar back.

Here's my cope checklist from that post:
- Reference to former girlfriend that left after he refused to treat his hair loss, no mention of current
- Receiving "compliments" and "positive reactions" after biccing, feels boost in "confidence"
- Wants to look like famous bald action star, ends up looking like doughy nerd
- Powers through well-meant protests from friends and relatives (especially female ones) to pursue internet ideals of "manliness"

Just LOL if you think anyone beyond a small band of (male) internet dwellers care about looking like a "real man".

lol at this

why not to mention penis in vagina invasions but some abstract sh*t instead

 

[CopeForLife]

We're brothers... All of us subhumans have it way too hard. Because being mocked is not enough, you can't even complain. Only suffer in silence.

I read recently how asian 5'5 guy did 50 000 approaches and got a few laid you should try mate.

 

[Dante92]

I read recently how asian 5'5 guy did 50 000 approaches and got a few laid you should try mate.

 

[CopeForLife]

He even had participated PUA bootcamps.

what you basically learn when you take a bootcamp is basically "approach as much as possible" "be confident" "take care of logistics". That's pretty much the gist of what i learned. ANd IF i don't get the desired result, I am the one to blame/held accountable(but not the technique that was presented to me) for not "doing it correctly".

 

[Notcoolanymore]

If a NW1 guy takes your GF youll save lots of money on Bday presents.

and condoms

 

[CopeForLife]

and condoms

lol at using condoms with gf

it is 2016, science gave us pills

 

[Notcoolanymore]

it is 2016, science gave us pills

and my personal favorite...the pullout.

 

[CopeForLife]

and my personal favorite...the pullout.

nah... cumming into pussy is the best feeling in sex

I hate pullout because orgasm is much more weaker when you're jerking off

let alone you look like a retard when jerking off in front of girl

 

[blackg]

let alone you look like a retard when jerking off in front of girl

I look like a retard when I jerk off alone.
My neighbours told me to close the curtains.

 

[swingline747]

nah... cumming into pussy is the best feeling in sex

I hate pullout because orgasm is much more weaker when you're jerking off

let alone you look like a retard when jerking off in front of girl

then just get her into 3rd input

 

[Exodus2011]

and my personal favorite...the pullout.

remember kids, the only guaranteed birth control is ABSTINENCE