You would think that from the age of 16 to 27 i would have had ample time to come up with a better retort for when this began. Its mainly women who point it out, I think becuase guys know people in glass houses shouldnt throw stones. The women generally arent confrontational, more they seem thoughtless but curious, its not holding me back with them. Still, when they helpfully point out that i am receding (almost always in front of an audience) I dont want to say 'actually its unlikely i will go bald with my family history, plus the fact that i am a very slow receder, currently taking a potent oral dht inhibitor and also topical growth stimulator. Plus what with the advent of hair transplant's being more seemless than ever and encouraging experimental treatments in the pipeline, i am personally fortunate in that i will likely be able to prevent myself going bald if i so wish'. No, I prefer to come up with something more snappy like 'yeah im losing it, but youd still f*ck me wouldnt ya'.
Suffice to say the situation never ends well, but if im gonna look emasculated in front of an audience goddamnit im doing it on my terms!!