Post Your Favorite/most Funny Bluepill Cope

CharAblaze

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Shave it all off brah.
It's not a big deal.
You'll look like Vin Diesel.

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CopeForLife

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Classic cope is getting rich

> advices to get more money because women dig into it
> going to hookers is bad
> doesn't see a contradiction
 
SmoothSailing

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"Just be yourself"

" Hi I'm SmoothSailing, I find you average looking and would love to f*** you, what needs to happen beforehand for this to happen?"
 
Baldingat188

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"Continue to enjoy areas of your life that don't revolve around social interaction!"

"Find temporary happiness in your hobbies!"

" get on propecia!"

" It's not the end of the world , just a burden!"

"Save up for a hair transplant!"

"Keep trying to find A good job !"

" live a healthy lifestyle by eating right and working out!"

"Educate yourself!"

" don't push your friends and family away!"
 
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Looks don't matter.

Looks matter the most.(Redpill)

Girls only go for looks.(Redpill)
I am rejected because I was bald.(Redpill).
 
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"Being a bald subhuman isn't that bad, be grateful you could be missing a limb!"

"At least you'll save money on shampoo and haircuts"

"Women love bald men bro! Just look at Dwayne Johnson and Jason Statham!"

"Being bald makes you appear more dominate, women love that!"
 
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Guzam

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ManinBlack said:
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Here are my favorite bluepills/copes ranked by bluepill coefficient [0;100]

1) The mantra: 'Shave, lift and be confident bro, ladies dig it'
Bluepill coefficient: 100
Not only the mantra disregards the importance that hair has for 99% of the male population, this sh*t is repeated ad infinitum by coping bald coping faggots and bluepilled fullheads at the same time. It's almost a symptom of stupidity and naivety. It says that being shaved bald is ok and not ok at the same time, because it advises to lift, thus advising a change in looks. Fullheads repeating the mantra are genuinely convinced that you're going to look good all buffed and bald; but they certainly won't shave their full head and do it. It also implies that being bald needs a certain amount of confidence; then why is that if it's so good to be bald?It also implies that women like bald heads; and it's absolutely false and countlessly proven to be. It's hypocrisy to the max, full naivety and it's outright dangerous to people who can still be maintained by treatments and transplants. Absolutely disgusting and angering. SlyBaldGuys is the epitome of the mantra and ruined many lives through it. The mantra is the celestial benchmark of all hair loss related bluepills and copes. The mantra is evil incarnate and represents many things that are wrong with humanity: stupidity, hypocrisy, naivety, ignorance, dangerous advice. If the Devil exists, it would certainly make the mantra one of his favorite citations.

2) 'It's just hair man'
Bluepill coefficient: 85
It's deeply connected to the mantra, but it's less naive because it doesn't imply as many (false and dangerous) things. It acknowledges the loss, but completely disregards the importance of hair for a man; it implies passive acceptance, which is the ruin of the prematurely balding man. It's not as evil as the mantra, but it implies defeat without fight; it's the most pessimistic bluepill. The 'man' at the end of the sentence, which can be replaced by your name or whatever, implies pity and fraternal support. If taken literally, this sentence advises that you shouldn't care about your full sides growing in a NW5 pattern, because 'it's just hair man'.

3) 'You should: try this product (not Big 3)/try to eat (this)/drink (that)/ eat less sugars/ make healthy lifestyle changes/ etc.'
Bluepill coefficient: 80
This is one of the most ignorant bluepills. It's more widespread than many people think; this is one of the consequences of the lack of education in male pattern baldness that reeks among the general population. I first hand experienced people saying that hair loss is caused by the most incredible, various causes: never I have ever heard someone in real life say 'DHT sensitivity in hair follicles and quantity causes hair loss', not even something close to that. I've heard people blame male pattern baldness on testosterone (false), unhealthy or poor diet (true only in very extreme cases), stress (true only in very extreme cases), lack of vitamins (false), lack of exercise (false), lack of healthy lifestyle (false), depression or sadness (false), trauma (true only for Telogen Effluvium in extreme cases). This bluepill is not even close to the mantra because it advises action, thus is not a cope: but it instills blame and false promises on the sufferer. This bluepill blames hair loss on the direct behavior of the sufferer, which is false and evil. It also fuels the snake oil industry which is thriving since the beginnings of the 20th century and still turns over billions of dollars.

4) '(This treatment) will come out in 20(XX) and I put a lot of hope in it'
Bluepill coefficient: 60
Coefficient is lower because it implies the great desperation that redpilled sufferers go through, but those 60 points are due to the naivety of this cope. As for now, no treatment has ever been developed and commercialized directly for hair loss: finasteride, minoxidil, ketoconazole and dutasteride are all drugs which were developed for other uses, and randomly found out to work (poorly) for the treatment of hair loss. This bluepill cope also implies great ignorance in product innovation: whatever treatment they are researching now, is not going to be available to the consumer in less than 5 years because the iter to the market, especially for drugs, is long and tortuous. This, given if it actually works. Putting hope in the future is good, but you shouldn't put much in it and you should act now and use what is available, from treatment to transplants. Transplants are advancing in technicality and appearance year after year: undetectable transplants have already been done as of today. I pray everyday for the Cure too, but we should be realists and revise our expectations.
 
Stanx22

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Guzam said:
Here are my favorite bluepills/copes ranked by bluepill coefficient [0;100]

1) The mantra: 'Shave, lift and be confident bro, ladies dig it'
Bluepill coefficient: 100
Not only the mantra disregards the importance that hair has for 99% of the male population, this sh*t is repeated ad infinitum by coping bald coping faggots and bluepilled fullheads at the same time. It's almost a symptom of stupidity and naivety. It says that being shaved bald is ok and not ok at the same time, because it advises to lift, thus advising a change in looks. Fullheads repeating the mantra are genuinely convinced that you're going to look good all buffed and bald; but they certainly won't shave their full head and do it. It also implies that being bald needs a certain amount of confidence; then why is that if it's so good to be bald?It also implies that women like bald heads; and it's absolutely false and countlessly proven to be. It's hypocrisy to the max, full naivety and it's outright dangerous to people who can still be maintained by treatments and transplants. Absolutely disgusting and angering. SlyBaldGuys is the epitome of the mantra and ruined many lives through it. The mantra is the celestial benchmark of all hair loss related bluepills and copes. The mantra is evil incarnate and represents many things that are wrong with humanity: stupidity, hypocrisy, naivety, ignorance, dangerous advice. If the Devil exists, it would certainly make the mantra one of his favorite citations.

2) 'It's just hair man'
Bluepill coefficient: 85
It's deeply connected to the mantra, but it's less naive because it doesn't imply as many (false and dangerous) things. It acknowledges the loss, but completely disregards the importance of hair for a man; it implies passive acceptance, which is the ruin of the prematurely balding man. It's not as evil as the mantra, but it implies defeat without fight; it's the most pessimistic bluepill. The 'man' at the end of the sentence, which can be replaced by your name or whatever, implies pity and fraternal support. If taken literally, this sentence advises that you shouldn't care about your full sides growing in a NW5 pattern, because 'it's just hair man'.

3) 'You should: try this product (not Big 3)/try to eat (this)/drink (that)/ eat less sugars/ make healthy lifestyle changes/ etc.'
Bluepill coefficient: 80
This is one of the most ignorant bluepills. It's more widespread than many people think; this is one of the consequences of the lack of education in male pattern baldness that reeks among the general population. I first hand experienced people saying that hair loss is caused by the most incredible, various causes: never I have ever heard someone in real life say 'DHT sensitivity in hair follicles and quantity causes hair loss', not even something close to that. I've heard people blame male pattern baldness on testosterone (false), unhealthy or poor diet (true only in very extreme cases), stress (true only in very extreme cases), lack of vitamins (false), lack of exercise (false), lack of healthy lifestyle (false), depression or sadness (false), trauma (true only for Telogen Effluvium in extreme cases). This bluepill is not even close to the mantra because it advises action, thus is not a cope: but it instills blame and false promises on the sufferer. This bluepill blames hair loss on the direct behavior of the sufferer, which is false and evil. It also fuels the snake oil industry which is thriving since the beginnings of the 20th century and still turns over billions of dollars.

4) '(This treatment) will come out in 20(XX) and I put a lot of hope in it'
Bluepill coefficient: 60
Coefficient is lower because it implies the great desperation that redpilled sufferers go through, but those 60 points are due to the naivety of this cope. As for now, no treatment has ever been developed and commercialized directly for hair loss: finasteride, minoxidil, ketoconazole and dutasteride are all drugs which were developed for other uses, and randomly found out to work (poorly) for the treatment of hair loss. This bluepill cope also implies great ignorance in product innovation: whatever treatment they are researching now, is not going to be available to the consumer in less than 5 years because the iter to the market, especially for drugs, is long and tortuous. This, given if it actually works. Putting hope in the future is good, but you shouldn't put much in it and you should act now and use what is available, from treatment to transplants. Transplants are advancing in technicality and appearance year after year: undetectable transplants have already been done as of today. I pray everyday for the Cure too, but we should be realists and revise our expectations.
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Great analysis man.
 
scorpiolove

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Friend: It looks like your losing your hair bro!
Me of yesteryear: I'm not worried, it will grow back! (Bluepill)
Me of today talking to myself of yesteryear,Yeah Right! I'm a got damned Norwood 6 and still losing more hair! (Redpill)
The ladies:: you don't have a full time job? Redflagged!(redpilled)
Time for some wine and aspirin(suzi!)
 
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kj6723

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SoonToBeBald said:
>it gets better when you get older
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Indeed. Gonna be 30 in about a year and still distressed as f*** about my NW2 and the possibility of things getting worse
 
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