Post Your Favorite/most Funny Bluepill Cope

[Endmymisery]

"God made you this way, you are still beautiful in his eyes"

Lol and I'm not even religious

 

[PappinAce]

"Continue to enjoy areas of your life that don't revolve around social interaction!"

"Find temporary happiness in your hobbies!"

" get on propecia!"

" It's not the end of the world , just a burden!"

"Save up for a hair transplant!"

"Keep trying to find A good job !"

" live a healthy lifestyle by eating right and working out!"

"Educate yourself!"

" don't push your friends and family away!"

i mean those are all kind of true. it's just that so much revolves around the first one. humans are social creatures and if you're not making human connections, your soul deteriorates. with the negative effect hair loss has on your social life, the sadness pervades all other aspects of it. leads to lack of motivation.

hats off to those who can live the hermit lifestyle and genuinely not give a f***.

 

[blackg]

This one is for @WhitePolarBear: "Just pretend you have hair."

 

[blackg]

The ladies:: you don't have a full time job? Redflagged!

The ladies:: you're an NW6? Redflagged!

 

[blackg]

just hit the older girls (to a guy in his teens or early 20-s)

Hit the bingo tables!

 

[Roberto_72]

1.
"if you lose hair, it means you have more testosterone than most men"

2.
"Got change?"
"No. Got hair?"

 

[Baldingat188]

i mean those are all kind of true. it's just that so much revolves around the first one. humans are social creatures and if you're not making human connections, your soul deteriorates. with the negative effect hair loss has on your social life, the sadness pervades all other aspects of it. leads to lack of motivation.

hats off to those who can live the hermit lifestyle and genuinely not give a f***.

I can be pretty invtroverted and sometimes my "cope" is that I
Say I'll just live alone in the middle of no where as a hermit once I'm bald. But sadly even I enjoy social interactions at times , I want people to find me attractive , want to have friends, etc.

I think one of the funniest things about the public reaction to men's hairloss is that not only do men have to deal with it : we have to not care. Yea? Well who the hell is gonna not care about a significant attractiveness drop in your youth. Attractiveness plays into every part of your life . And honestly I would rather have been born ugly then to watch it happen before my eyes before I have even turned 20.

 

[Baldingat188]

1.
"if you lose hair, it means you have more testosterone than most men"

2.
"Got change?"
"No. Got hair?"

That cope always pisses me off about testerone lol. I have hardly
Any body hair , I'm short and have a young face ( super beta). I am like the opppsite of alpha so when people say that just /eye roll

 

[Roberto_72]

"I have a bald friend who is regularly picked up by good looking women" (...in Thailand, that is)


"If you look bad bald, you did not have good facial features to begin with" (...thank you very much)


"If you look bad bald, it means you had the 'it's all hair' type of beauty" (...what is wrong with that type of beauty I wonder)

 

[kj6723]

LOL 30-year-old with Norwood 2 hair and you are "distressed"? Please.

Yes, because I've been a NW2.5 and experienced the subsequent mocking and public bald shaming

 

[Stanx22]

LOL 30-year-old with Norwood 2 hair and you are "distressed"? Please.

17 years old NW3 checking in. Going to unleash the bald beast soon.

 

[Stanx22]

Try being 21 year old NW3 in college with the burgeoning bald spot blues.

I'll be NW7 at 21 years old.

 

[ManinBlack]

I'll be NW7 at 21 years old.

That;'s brutal man, I'm so sorry. Are you on/going to try finasteride and minoxidil? Maybe you can slow it down. Start saving up money or ask your parents to save up money for transplants too.

 

[Stanx22]

That;'s brutal man, I'm so sorry. Are you on/going to try finasteride and minoxidil? Maybe you can slow it down. Start saving up money or ask your parents to save up money for transplants too.

My hair loss is extremely aggressive and can't be saved. I can only shave it all in the next year.

 

[kj6723]

I can hardly imagine what kind of "mocking and public shaming" an attractive almost fullhead gymcel might have experienced. People won't even notice you're losing your hair unless you're Norwood 3 and above, so please.

Called out and mocked for losing my hair in front of females. Call it whatever you want it was f*****g humiliating

 

[Dante92]

My hair loss is extremely aggressive and can't be saved. I can only shave it all in the next year.

Same here man.

 

[CopeForLife]

Same here man.

dante we are thirsty to your monthly Bristol recap

 

[shookwun]

Roosh V and his game enthusiasts

Deluded fools second to the biggest idiots from Real Social Dynamics RSD.

Equally retarded, but Roosh V forum tends to have good traveling, and life style insight if you can weed through the idiotic game philosophy.

 

[Silber]

Blue pill:
"Hair loss is all about genes."

Red pill:
"Hair loss is caused by a combination of genetic and environmental factors."

 

[Rudiger]

"jump on treatments and look in to getting a hair transplant"

Lol when we all know it's about Bic, tan n game.