So she wanted to kiss me all night , I wasn’t...

[Butterbean Head]

Dude, Have you just Gone full Butterbean Head?

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Compost............

 

[Oknow]

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[20YearsOnFin]

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Yeah that dude doesn't even have a beard,

There's only room on this forum for the OG Butterbean Head, no imposters allowed.

 

[Butterbean Head]

Yeah that dude doesn't even have a beard,

There's only room on this forum for the OG Butterbean Head, no imposters allowed.

O Know's a bit of a hero of mine so I've gone clean shaven.....

 

[disfiguredyoungman]

O Know's a bit of a hero of mine so I've gone clean shaven.....

Don't forget the perfume and designer suits. Also you have to eat a mint after drinking Vodka to stay extra classy.

Btw I totally forgot about that Butterbean guy and never understood your nickname up until now...

 

[disfiguredyoungman]

Now I'm sitting in my room
All sad and gloomy
Did you hear what she said?
That sh*t just blew me

I'm not gon lie, babe
You were the only hope I ever had
But now you're gone for good
And it's all because of..
Well, y'know
Yeah, it's all because of..
Ch-ch-chch-CHAAAAAAAAAD

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Cut my finasteride into pieces, this is my last resort

Emasculation. No breeding.
Don't give a f*** if I needle my scalp bleeding
This is my last resort
Cut my finasteride into pieces, I've reached my last resort

Hasson & Wong or Hasson & be right?
If I transplanted my horseshoe tonight
Chances are that I might
Donor mutilation outta sight
And I'm contemplating suiiiiciiiiideee

Cause I'm losing my hair, losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine

I never realized it was spread too thin
Till it was too late
And I was bald within

 

[BurningCoals]

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*80s new wave instrumental begins*

She-
She wanted to kiss me all night
I-
I wasn't gonna go out without a fight
I'm a lover, not a fighter, but I love to..
Make it right

Don't worry if you got
A spaghetti dick
Just find yourself
A brunetti chick, yeah
Brunetti chick
Brunetti chick

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When I took off that hat
She was like "boy, what?"
Girl, I'm just-
Follicly challenged
But my mind is still right
Don't judge me for my alopecia
It's not my fault I didn't take my Propecia

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Now I'm sitting in my room
All sad and gloomy
Did you hear what she said?
That sh*t just blew me

I'm not gon lie, babe
You were the only hope I ever had
But now you're gone for good
And it's all because of..
Well, y'know
Yeah, it's all because of..
Ch-ch-chch-CHAAAAAAAAAD

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Someone needs to make this an actual song

 

[20YearsOnFin]

so I've gone clean shaven.....

 

[Oknow]

O Know's a bit of a hero of mine so I've gone clean shaven.....

stubble

 

[Butterbean Head]

stubble

Looks like dirt...............or rubble.

 

[Butterbean Head]

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Nah, never have a shave even though it's (shock/horror!) going more blonde as I get older..............

 

[Butterbean Head]

Don't forget the perfume and designer suits. Also you have to eat a mint after drinking Vodka to stay extra classy.

Btw I totally forgot about that Butterbean guy and never understood your nickname up until now...

Stirred, not shaken.

I wonder how many of the hundred he has straddled are white?

 

[disfiguredyoungman]

Stirred, not shaken.

I wonder how many of the hundred he has straddled are white?

Not sure...are your anglo brethern even white? Seems to be a mystery soup to me over there.

 

[Butterbean Head]

Not sure...are your anglo brethern even white? Seems to be a mystery soup to me over there.

I'm Svenska and Irish so I don't (0) Know.......

 

[Oknow]

Stirred, not shaken.

I wonder how many of the hundred he has straddled are white?

only have slept with white women

 

[disfiguredyoungman]

only have slept with white women

Racist.

 

[Butterbean Head]

only have slept with white women

Self-loathing.

 

[Butterbean Head]

only have slept with white women

I've straddled a Romanian, Portuguese, half-Indian and a half-Jamaican.

Fondled a Polish, took another Romanian out on a date and asked out a Lithuanian.

Straddled many from the UK. Liverpool, Northampton, Nottingham etc

 

[Oknow]

I've straddled a Romanian, Portuguese, half-Indian and a half-Jamaican.

Fondled a Polish, took another Romanian out on a date and asked out a Lithuanian.

Straddled many from the UK. Liverpool, Northampton, Nottingham etc

impressive

 

[Oknow]

I've straddled a Romanian, Portuguese, half-Indian and a half-Jamaican.

Fondled a Polish, took another Romanian out on a date and asked out a Lithuanian.

Straddled many from the UK. Liverpool, Northampton, Nottingham etc

were they all hookers?