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buckthorn

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@Joan could razor shave her head tomorrow and I would marry her in a second (if she was single) :D
 

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@Joan could razor shave her head tomorrow and I would marry her in a second (if she was single) :D
Aww, thanks. :) But 53-year-old natural bodies can only look so good, buckthorn, no matter how hard some of us work out. Get yourself a young hottie.
 

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There's only one person disliking EvilLocks in this thread, it's Dante92, and his reasons have been clear for a while. Having attractive women around reminds him of his life station which further embitters him. It was also the case with morose_vegetable.

"Everyone" didn't sh*t on Parisienne, either.

I didn't sh*t on her. I was kind of hoping she would stay because I need some people I can get some truthful information from. I don't have friends or women anymore. I hang out alone and I'm cool with that, but I need people to give me opinions about my lyrics. I used to have women and a few friends I could ask opinions from and now I have nobody. I need a few young men and a few young women plus I need a few mature men and a few mature women. I also need I.D. Walker because he has a good feel for literature, and my lyrical style is something of a blend of standard literary/poetic devices mixed with basic pop concepts and language. Think Eagles and Bernie Taupin and John Lennon. Bob Dylan also had a big impact on me but I didn't let his writing affect me because his lyrics are too poetic for my tastes. I like a pop and literature blend.

The people here are really the only people I talk with, and I really need to get their opinions regarding the negative things about my lyrics. I need to know what's wrong with them not what's good about them. I understand that people don't like to give negative statements about other people's work but if I'm not as good as I think I am then I need to know. Women used to tell me I'm a special lyricist but maybe those women just said those things because they liked the way I looked. If I'm mediocre or even worse then I can stop worrying about this issue.

I believe I'm one of the world's top 4 lyricists.
 
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nameless

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LOL!

How would you know - you haven't seen my lyrics. I haven't posted any yet.
And then there's the issue that you're biased against me because you're
a weak person who wastes time making enemies on the internet and actually
hating them.
 
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Rudiger

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Top, four, lyricist of all time? Not even top 5, top 10, but instead, top 4. Basically you just said you are possibly the 4th best lyricist of all time.

I didn't even question whether you were or not, it's just too funny how you write. Very defensive sir, very insecure, a confident lyricist wouldn't be so weak.
 

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First of all, yes I believe I'm one of the top 4 lyricists of all time.
Secondly, I've seen my writing whereas you haven't.
Thirdly, lots of people who have seen my writing think I'm really good at this.
Lastly, your opinion about how I talk is irrelevant. First of all, the way I talk NOW
is adversely affected by my stress over hair loss.
Secondly the way a per-
son talks is not necessarily indicative of how he/she writes. Writing and talking
are not the same thing.

In other words, how would you know how a confident lyricist would talk?
Answer: You wouldn't.

Again, you f*****g maniac, I wasn't evaluating you as a lyricist based on anything, this is why you're incredibly defensive, insecure, and weak. My opinion is irrelevant? Look how you react, I never claimed to know anything about how you are as a lyricist, if so then show me where, I was simply saying that the way you write is too hilarious, it's absolute quackjob stuff.

Why not say you're probably the top 2 lyricists of all time? Why top 4? Or not top 5? It just reads so oddly.

Good choice with Bernie Taupin though, I'll give you that.
 

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Breaking Bad for sure should be your #1 priority. Give it two episodes though, if you don't like it by then you won't like the rest of it. Most people get hooked right off the bat though. My mom (who never watches any shows because she hates them) got hooked after the 2nd episode and binge watched all 64 episodes in 7 days (she had the time seeing how she was injured, but that's still crazy).

Other shows:

Fargo
Better Call Saul (watch only if you finish Breaking Bad)
Sense8
Utopia

I've also heard amazing things about Stranger Things. All the shows mentioned are on Netflix except Utopia.
Hey, what do you think of that movie called No Country For Old Men? It's about 10 years old now but they showed it (again) just recently on TV down here so I watched it for the second time.

I actually really enjoyed it the second time around. Brilliant movie.
 

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Again, you f*****g maniac, I wasn't evaluating you as a lyricist based on anything, this is why you're incredibly defensive, insecure, and weak. My opinion is irrelevant? Look how you react, I never claimed to know anything about how you are as a lyricist, if so then show me where, I was simply saying that the way you write is too hilarious, it's absolute quackjob stuff.

Why not say you're probably the top 2 lyricists of all time? Why top 4? Or not top 5? It just reads so oddly.

Good choice with Bernie Taupin though, I'll give you that.


First of all, answering your question or responding to your statement does not make me any
of the things you say I am.

You're obviously an idiot if you believe that someone is defensive, insecure, and weak
simply because the person answers your question or responds to your statement.
And yes, if you're so biased against me that you think I'm defensive, insecure, and weak
simply because I respond to your question/statement then that shows you're too biased
against me. And since you're too biased against me that makes your opinion about me irrelevant.

I wrote a couple lyrics for a female band a month or so ago. I have been spending the past month
trying to figure out how to copyright them. I have it figured out now and I have started the process
of copyrighting them. It's a tedious and complicated process. That's why there are lawyers that
specialize in it. I'm doing it myself because if I'm not as good as I think I am then I don't want to
put a lot of $ into it.

The copyright is opened and all I have to do now is upload the actual lyrics. I have a company
that will do that but I'm waiting for a specific employee to return from vacation, which will be Monday
or Tuesday. I will copyright it Monday or Tuesday and then send the lyrics to that female band.
Then I may post the lyrics here in a thread specific for those 2 lyrics.
 
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nameless

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Hey, what do you think of that movie called No Country For Old Men? It's about 10 years old now but they showed it (again) just recently on TV down here so I watched it for the second time.

I actually really enjoyed it the second time around. Brilliant movie.

I know I'm not Hellouser but I wanted to comment on No Country For Old Men.

It's one of the best movies I've ever seen.
 
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Rudiger

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Hey, what do you think of that movie called No Country For Old Men? It's about 10 years old now but they showed it (again) just recently on TV down here so I watched it for the second time.

I actually really enjoyed it the second time around. Brilliant movie.

I've seen it several times. Hard to believe it is nearly a decade old.

First of all, answering your question or responding to your statement does not make me any
of the things you claim I am.

You're obviously an idiot if you believe that someone is defensive, insecure, and weak
simply because the person answers your question or responds to your statement.
And yes, if you're so biased against me that you think I'm defensive, insecure, and weak
simply because I respond to your question/statement then that shows you are too biased
against me and since you're biased against me that makes your opinion about me irrelevant.

I can see you're trying to give the impression there's some semblance of logic going on in your head, but no.

I didn't at all imply anything regarding your lyrical talent, and the mere mention of writing about you made you jump to that conclusion, from this I draw on the conclusion that you're insecure about your lyrics, to get so snappy and defensive when I didn't even say anything about your lyrics (because I can't, you STILL haven't posted them).

This has reasonably created a future bias that you are weak and insecure, it didn't happen out of nothing.

Further proof is that you aren't sure whether your lyrics are any good, you write how it's possible you were only appreciated by girls who like how you look, you are so unsure that you need the validation of people on a hair loss forum, yet you are confident enough to say you are the 2nd best lyricist of all time. This makes you a maniac.

It's not simply bias, it's very reasoned, I've come to my conclusions responsibly, so keep telling yourself otherwise if that makes you feel better.
 

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Hey, what do you think of that movie called No Country For Old Men? It's about 10 years old now but they showed it (again) just recently on TV down here so I watched it for the second time.

I actually really enjoyed it the second time around. Brilliant movie.

Solid flick. Did you notice there's no score for it?
 

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I didn't even question whether you were or not, it's just too funny how you write. Very defensive sir, very insecure, a confident lyricist wouldn't be so weak.

Above is a quote directly from you wherein you claim you are not questioning whether or not I'm a good lyricist in your first sentence and then in your second sentence you are suggesting I am not a good lyricist. And you are basing your suggestion that I'm not a good lyricist on your biased conclusion that I'm defensive and insecure. You are also saying it's "funny" how I write as if the way I talk here (while I'm stressed about hair loss) is a sign of how well I write when I'm feeling good.

You don't even know what you're doing as you are doing it. At least I'm consistent. I know that I don't know if I'm really as good as people led me to believe I am. I have a lot of self-doubt because my lyrics have gone nowhere but it IS possible that, that is only because hair loss has kept me from pursuing this dream. Or else, I may be a
lousy lyricist and the band I've written will receive my lyrics next week and send me an email saying they're not interested in my writing.

All I can do is wait and see how this plays out. If I'm as good as I think I MIGHT be then no band (that can't see how ugly I am) should reject my lyrics. If this band rejects me then I'm certainly not as good as I have been believing I am because not even one band on earth would reject one of the top lyricists of all time. So if even one band rejects my writing then I'm not as good as I've been thinking I am.
 
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nameless

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Further proof is that you aren't sure whether your lyrics are any good, you write how it's possible you were only appreciated by girls who like how you look, you are so unsure that you need the validation of people on a hair loss forum, yet you are confident enough to say you are the 2nd best lyricist of all time. This makes you a maniac.

It's not simply bias, it's very reasoned, I've come to my conclusions responsibly, so keep telling yourself otherwise if that makes you feel better.

No it doesn't make me a maniac but your post is irrefutable proof that you are, in fact, an idiot. My self-doubt about my lyrics is a reasonable place for me to be given that I haven't sold even one lyric in my life and MOST of the people who talked about me being a great lyricist are women who wanted me in their lives so maybe they were just flattering me. Self doubt is not the sign of a maniac. It's the sign of a contemplative man but you're too stupid to know that...as a matter of fact, you're too stupid to know ANYTHING.

And as far as some bald guy who hangs out alone asking the only people he talks to if his lyrics aren't as good as he thinks they are goes let me ask you one question: if I don't ask them then who am I supposed to ask? Did you get the part when I said I no longer have women and friends. I hang out alone. I'm intelligent but I'm also biased in favor of myself so I want to believe I'm a great lyricist so I could keep chasing a dream that maybe I'm not talented enough to achieve.
 
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Rudiger

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Self-doubt is self-awareness and that doesn't make you a maniac, but having clearly defensive and insecure issues while also placing yourself as the 2nd best lyricist of all time, that definitely does.

We can go back and forth all day but that's what it boils down to, this is total madness on your part.
 

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Self-doubt is self-awareness and that doesn't make you a maniac, but having clearly defensive and insecure issues while also placing yourself as the 2nd best lyricist of all time, that definitely does.

We can go back and forth all day but that's what it boils down to, this is total madness on your part.

The only reason we can go back and forth all day is because you're an idiot.

Believing that I might be one of the top lyricists of all time because lots of people raved about my writing
in that manner makes it reasonable for me to think I might be that good. But since many of those same people were trying to get into my life because they liked the way I looked, it's also reasonable for me to question whether or not they really believed the nice things they were saying. And it's reasonable for me to have some self doubts since I'm seeing no evidence that my writing is so great. I have not sold one song. But then again, I've been quite troubled about my hair loss and this has held me back from trying to pursue selling my writing. I am going to try to find out the truth. Monday or Tuesday I will be uploading these two fresh songs I wrote about 6 weeks ago. Then I will send them to that female band. The band may out-and-out reject both songs.
 
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Solid flick. Did you notice there's no score for it?
Ahh, no. I can't say I did. Maybe that's also why the film has a nice amount of tension to it, apart from the subject matter.
 

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Nameless, you started a thread a few months back asking some of us to critique a Lady Marmalade-type song you were working on. Have you finished it yet?
 
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