That's what happens when a bald guy tries to "put himself out there"

KevinEdEddEddy

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I guess Im a hat prisoner. I wear it everywhere apart from when Im at someone's house or when Im at the office at work. But going out? Full time hat prisoner. Tho, Im not insecure or sh*t like that when I take it off and I always joke about my shiny head if the discussion goes there.
If I would get my hair back, I wouldnt wear a hat/beanie unless its a solar explosion or an ice age (like I did when I had hair).
Minus 20 degrees C ? No beanie ever, my hair made me look too good to ruin it, lol.
Then you are not a hat prisoner. Hat imprisonment occurs when you don't take it off even when people expect you to do so, to the point you would kill them rather than show your head. I usually wear hats outside if it's summer or winter (for obvious reasons), which I did when I had hair. What is funny, I had a moment of hat imprisonment of some sort when I was NW0 lmao. Dead srs, I wore my beanie because I wanted to be like those cool guys who use them all the time (not knowing the truth about hat prisoners)
 

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Then you are not a hat prisoner. Hat imprisonment occurs when you don't take it off even when people expect you to do so, to the point you would kill them rather than show your head. I usually wear hats outside if it's summer or winter (for obvious reasons), which I did when I had hair. What is funny, I had a moment of hat imprisonment of some sort when I was NW0 lmao. Dead srs, I wore my beanie because I wanted to be like those cool guys who use them all the time (not knowing the truth about hat prisoners)
Oh, you mean hat prisoner as in somebody who will only take it off when they sleep.
I also dont wear hats at the gym because I sweat like crazy and it would be extremely unxomfortable.
Tho, I see people with perfect hair wearing hats at the gym and I dont understamd why.
Kinda funny u wore hats when u had nw0. Come to think about it, I did the same.
Wore "rap hats" when I started to listen to hiphop at 13. At 14 I realised I look hundred times better with hair and I acknowledged I can dress rap without putting on a hat.
 

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Yeah that is why you should be ruthless too. Not gonna listen to fat or ugly w****s who have the balls to say that real men should be tall or fullhead, considering that they are genetic sh*t themselves
True.
Have you read fat chicks' bios on Tinder ?
 
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