There should be a feudal system based on Norwood level

[Norwood]

The government should send out agents to assess the Norwood level of every male.

Then man with the lowest Norwood level, Andrew Napolitano, will be made Supreme Ruler.

Men with Norwood levels between 0 and 1 will be considered nobility and be given free money by the government

Men with Norwood levels between 1 and 2 will be serfs who work the fields for low pay

Men with Norwood levels between 2 and 3 will be put in concentration camps and be forced to do hard labor for their entire lives, and then be systematically exterminated once they reach NW4.

This will be so much better for women all over the world. This way, they won't have to deal with the displeasure of seeing bald males.

 

[swingline747]

could I Put on a wig and take the system down from the inside?

 

[oye_rg]

could I Put on a wig and take the system down from the inside?

Your fraud against the state will be detected when the wind blows and you will be charged with sedition and spend the rest of your life in prison

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The government should send out agents to assess the Norwood level of every male.

Then man with the lowest Norwood level, Andrew Napolitano, will be made Supreme Ruler.

Men with Norwood levels between 0 and 1 will be considered nobility and be given free money by the government

Men with Norwood levels between 1 and 2 will be serfs who work the fields for low pay

Men with Norwood levels between 2 and 3 will be put in concentration camps and be forced to do hard labor for their entire lives, and then be systematically exterminated once they reach NW4.

This will be so much better for women all over the world. This way, they won't have to deal with the displeasure of seeing bald males.

what about Norwood 5/6/7. What will be my fate?

 

[swingline747]

Your fraud against the state will be detected when the wind blows and you will be charged with sedition and spend the rest of your life in prison

Ill glue it down

Or better yet Ill get an underground transplant by the resistance and then move up from the sewers to work my way to political power. Sort of like the tea party or liberals here in the states!

 

[I.D WALKER]

Psst (quiet now)..,or perhaps even a bit like HairLossTalk.com infiltrating Miami.

 

[whatevr]

Your thread is ridiculous and you should feel ridiculous.

 

[swingline747]

That's basically the scenario of Gattaca.

who am I kidding as soon as I got my hair transplant and worked into political society Id rat you guys all out and live in luxury and women for the rest of my days!

 

[Notcoolanymore]

what about Norwood 5/6/7. What will be my fate?

They are forced to marry and support unemployed overweight single mothers. Either that or death, which ever is preferred.

 

[resu]

They are forced to marry and support unemployed overweight single mothers. Either that or death, which ever is preferred.

So it's like what already happens.

 

[nyjrb]

The government should send out agents to assess the Norwood level of every male.

Then man with the lowest Norwood level, Andrew Napolitano, will be made Supreme Ruler.

Men with Norwood levels between 0 and 1 will be considered nobility and be given free money by the government

Men with Norwood levels between 1 and 2 will be serfs who work the fields for low pay

Men with Norwood levels between 2 and 3 will be put in concentration camps and be forced to do hard labor for their entire lives, and then be systematically exterminated once they reach NW4.

This will be so much better for women all over the world. This way, they won't have to deal with the displeasure of seeing bald males.

At least all that hard labor will get us big muscles, and since I doubt alot of time could be spent on shaving, we'll all have massive beards. And that's the key to getting over baldness, brah.

 

[SayifDoit]

At least all that hard labor will get us big muscles, and since I doubt alot of time could be spent on shaving, we'll all have massive beards. And that's the key to getting over baldness, brah.

Preach brother.
Confidence.

 

[Captain Hook]

I thought NW0 wasn't even a real thing?

 

[Norwood]

I thought NW0 wasn't even a real thing?

It's real, but only those with the most elite genetics have NW0 hairlines.

 

[Captain Hook]

I thought NW1 is essentially the same as NW0 as they all mean 'no hair loss'?

 

[nyjrb]

I thought NW1 is essentially the same as NW0 as they all mean 'no hair loss'?

Nope, just like Norwood said, it's real, just so rare that we seem to think it's a myth. My hairline was never that low, ever.

 

[Captain Hook]

Nope, just like Norwood said, it's real, just so rare that we seem to think it's a myth. My hairline was never that low, ever.

It's more of a social construct though, no? Dr. Norwood himself certainly didn't include Norwood grade 0 in the scale.

 

[Exodus2011]

i think those negative norwoods look ugly haha. i'd shave them into a norwood 1 or 2 if i were them 0_0

 

[nyjrb]

i think those negative norwoods look ugly haha. i'd shave them into a norwood 1 or 2 if i were them 0_0

I agree, But I wouldn't shave it to a norwood 2. Norwood 1, sure. I'm a norwood 2A, and I feel like I'm balding.

 

[winnyblues]

That second guy has no forehead. Imo it looks bad like that
Yes big and infinite forehead are bad but thats the same but in reverse

 

[Diffused_confidence]

The government should send out agents to assess the Norwood level of every male.

Then man with the lowest Norwood level, Andrew Napolitano, will be made Supreme Ruler.

Men with Norwood levels between 0 and 1 will be considered nobility and be given free money by the government

Men with Norwood levels between 1 and 2 will be serfs who work the fields for low pay

Men with Norwood levels between 2 and 3 will be put in concentration camps and be forced to do hard labor for their entire lives, and then be systematically exterminated once they reach NW4.

This will be so much better for women all over the world. This way, they won't have to deal with the displeasure of seeing bald males.

I've said this for months. If women had their way, bald men would be sent to the gas chambers.