Things not to say on a first date

[Quantum Cat]

'I'm just going to the bathroom to apply my nanofibres - won't be long'


:shakehead:

 

[s.a.f]

Hi my names CCS, - BTW you're paying your share of the bill.

 

[patagonia]

Hi my names CCS, - BTW you're paying your share of the bill.

"oh, and I hope you like screwdrivers as much as I do......... :whistle: "

 

[Quantum Cat]

'you're only 8/10, but I'll go out with you until Hair Multiplication comes on the market.'

 

[Smooth]

*calls the waiter* / "can we move to a place with more light..."

 

[s.a.f]

Hi my names CCS, - BTW you're paying your share of the bill.

"oh, and I hope you like screwdrivers as much as I do......... :whistle: "

"Can you sign this legally binding document concerning S.T.I's and child paternity payments"?

 

[ali777]

You know what my real motivations are. Can we cut the small talk out and get to the point... Your place or mine???

 

[Fundi]

'Don't make this rape turn into a murder'.

 

[Quantum Cat]

'Do you c*m here often?'

 

[Axl_Rose]

Lets see what has more hair. Your pussy or my head?

 

[vauxall]

"Have you just farted, love?"

 

[mykal_P]

How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled, or fertilized ?

 

[treeshrew]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

[somone uk]

"i get my wig from that woman round corner, where do yours from?"

 

[barcafan]

does this rag smell like chloroform?

 

[Obsidian]

Got some pent-up rage barcafan, dudemon? :whistle:

 

[FlashDance]

"Have you just farted, love?"

"Ya but I think that fart was borderline crapping myself."

 

[barcafan]

Got some pent-up rage barcafan, dudemon? :whistle:

not sure what you mean TBH, why would i have pent up rage from chloroformin' b****s

 

[uncomfortable man]

I wouldn't even get a first date so NA.

 

[qball01]

I wouldn't even get a first date so NA.

lets talk seriously here...do you really, truly believe that you couldn't actually get a date with a cool, good looking girl if you TRIED? Seriously man, even a 35 year old reasonably good looking bald guy can get dates....even ones that just wear their balding hair and don't shave it or buzz it...I do truly believe that at that age, although there are some women who still have hair as a priority, there are many more that don't give much a damn at all and would date a guy who happens to be bald in a heart beat....I know of many such a case and I see it randomly often. I'm not trying to be all preachy cuz I'm no suave ladies man but if you do think that way in your head then its obviously going to be true...take a break from your own mind, step into the real world and behold the marvel that is ugly, bald, short (whatever the impediment) guys who have no problems dating...especially into their thirties.

Obviously its a thought that bothers me, but it really is only because I'm so young to be in my position...but even then it shouldn't truly matter to any worthwhile girl, and I know there are many at my age even who don't care.

Cmn man...don't sell yourself THAT short cuz there are much uglier and balder guys than yourself who are very happy and do well with women simply because they believe that they deserve it.