Tinder's most swiped-right man is rocking a poorly made smp

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but isnt that also because you are used to it? most black men keep their hair very short or shave it...
i think if i would have grown up with a different cultural impact (like techno music, or rap, where most performers are bald (or at least used to be)), then i wouldnt maybe mind that much... just a theory of course...

so and since you see a lot of black men with shaved heads you think most can pull it off...
Rappers are very self conscious about balding. There are a lot of them who are never seen in public without a hat.
 

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If he's rocking SMP and wiga is because he's clearly not confortable with his bald head. Anyway, this toupee looks WAY better than the SMP and his natural hair stage
if i would have posted him without the tinder context you guys would have told him that with that horrible smp and wig he looks like a clown and that he will be alone forever

lets be real

i agree that this smp made him better looking even though its extremely bad made and very obvious.

and what i wonder too: when this 50 usd dollar wig looks so convincing then why are you guys crying so much about hairloss? its a problem you can literally solve with 50 usd.
 

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Well yeah, the guys crying on here aren't tall black men - who get laid like tile. Balding really isn't a problem for black men at all. The only Incel logic this "disproves" is that being a white guy is somehow a big advantage. White women get with white men because the West is majority white (for now). It's simple numbers - even if they all wanted interracial relationships, there aren't enough non-white men to go around. As the demographics get closer in number, the number of WW with non-white men (specifically black) is increasing exponentially.
he looks like sh*t here



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somali pirate pheno. how is it not a problem for him
 

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he looks like sh*t here



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somali pirate pheno. how is it not a problem for him
Dunno, is that even actually him? TBH, Everybody has some bad photos & he looks drastically different in the others. The article says he's a supermodel for crying out loud. The average black guy is more conscious of their hair & looks than their white counterpart IMO - most go the barbers way more regularly than the average white guy. And no black guy with *any* money walks around looking like Mark Zuckerberg.
Point is, hair or no hair, a tall athletic black guy will absolutely slay in the West.
 

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Rappers are very self conscious about balding. There are a lot of them who are never seen in public without a hat.
yeah that is now that when everyone sprays right angles into their faces...
wasnt always like that...
probably can also all blame insta for that and making music (or anything else) for fame and not for the sake of music (which makes them double pathetic)... also speaks against street cred...

anyway i still think if i grew up to music where people are actually shaved etc. i wouldnt mind that much and people wouldnt either...
but when you look at people who wear systems/toppik on tv, of course you mind (and that isnt even me)...

fun thing is everyone is shitting on systems and topic, even though they admire the hair of people wearing/using it...
 

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if i would have posted him without the tinder context you guys would have told him that with that horrible smp and wig he looks like a clown and that he will be alone forever

lets be real

i agree that this smp made him better looking even though its extremely bad made and very obvious.

and what i wonder too: when this 50 usd dollar wig looks so convincing then why are you guys crying so much about hairloss? its a problem you can literally solve with 50 usd.
bbbbbbbut what if some chick rips off the hairpiece during hot sex action????
and everybody makes fun if people wearing pieces!!!!
 

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bbbbbbbut what if some chick rips off the hairpiece during hot sex action????
and everybody makes fun if people wearing pieces!!!!
people here just love to cry

- "finasteride kills dick 100% i will never take it"

-" oh my god smp look so fake i would never get it"

- "hairpieces? you got to be kidding me."

- "hairtransplant? no no"

- "bald? oh my god its over!!1!"

- "why isnt there a magical cure for hairloss without any risks and effort"
 

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people here just love to cry

- "finasteride kills dick 100% i will never take it"

-" oh my god smp look so fake i would never get it"

- "hairpieces? you got to be kidding me."

- "hairtransplant? no no"

- "bald? oh my god its over!!1!"

- "why isnt there a magical cure for hairloss without any risks and effort"
hairpieces are apparently fine here except when a bald chad (me) gets them to slay, then it's a joke
 

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people here just love to cry

- "finasteride kills dick 100% i will never take it"

-" oh my god smp look so fake i would never get it"

- "hairpieces? you got to be kidding me."

- "hairtransplant? no no"

- "bald? oh my god its over!!1!"

- "why isnt there a magical cure for hairloss without any risks and effort"
Finasteride, transplant, SMP are legit tbh

hairpieces are apparently fine here except when a bald chad (me) gets them to slay, then it's a joke
Wigs are the worst solution. Literally anything comes before it besides castration imo.
 

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Everybody should look for the solution that they are most comfortable with. For some people this will mean getting a hair system, and then that’s fine.
I once briefly met a man who wore a system and was very happy with it and also extremely open about it, but I personally did not like the result at all. I would have spotted it was a wig right away, even if he hadn’t told me. I would have much preferred him to be bald.
 

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Everybody should look for the solution that they are most comfortable with. For some people this will mean getting a hair system, and then that’s fine.
I once briefly met a man who wore a system and was very happy with it and also extremely open about it, but I personally did not like the result at all. I would have spotted it was a wig right away, even if he hadn’t told me. I would have much preferred him to be bald.
Guess what, you have met dozens of men wearing but you don’t know
 

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Which reminds me, we have a local celebrity (singer) who was discovered to be bald. He had been wearing wigs for at least a decade and nobody knew. It was all over the headlines ten years ago.
Edit: I tried to post pictures but it didn’t work.
 

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Which reminds me, we have a local celebrity (singer) who was discovered to be bald. He had been wearing wigs for at least a decade and nobody knew. It was all over the headlines ten years ago.
Edit: I tried to post pictures but it didn’t work.
enrique iglesias?
 

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No, his name is Helmut Lotti, world-famous in Belgium at one point ;) . A lot of people were unaware he was wearing a hair system and were really surprised. He used to have really great natural hair when he was young (around 20), and must have started wearing a hair system as soon as the first signs of hair loss started showing, which is why people never suspected anything.

Wig:

Paparazzi photo that revealed he is bald:
 

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No, his name is Helmut Lotti, world-famous in Belgium at one point ;) . A lot of people were unaware he was wearing a hair system and were really surprised. He used to have really great natural hair when he was young (around 20), and must have started wearing a hair system as soon as the first signs of hair loss started showing, which is why people never suspected anything.

Wig:

Paparazzi photo that revealed he is bald:
Seems like he got sick of wearing it. Googled his pics and he's mostly bald in them.
 

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Seems like he got sick of wearing it. Googled his pics and he's mostly bald in them.
He stopped wearing it for years, but then got a new system in 2020.
 

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He stopped wearing it for years, but then got a new system in 2020.
He kinda looks like Ellen Degeneres with this wig. He would be better off with a transplant, but maybe he doesn't have enough donor. :(
 

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could someone explain to me how this dude is the most swiped right man on tinder?
dude is not even good looking, even if he had full head of hair, he looks feminine and gay in all honesty, not the type of a guy I imagined women would fawn over.
 
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