Walking Past A Dinner Party At Night, Bald

HankPentagon · Jul 7, 2017

I walk. To think. For health. Etc

I was out the other night and crossed paths with a local expensive steakhouse. In the moonlight. About ten pm. Lincolns and BMWs in the parking lot.

Must a been a fancy high school reunion or a hedge fund soiree.

Men early forties women hot strapless

Stared for about twenty minutes

Just another thing I missed out on

Because of hairloss

The whole thing was something I always planned my life would be

Before the curse

Rudiger · Jul 7, 2017

Sad story, but was expecting the sucker punch to be them throwing their lobster claws and champagne corks at you

hanginginthewire · Jul 7, 2017

I sympathize. I identify with the sadness of your little vignette here, and the kicker for me is that hair loss is not just a cosmetic issue to me anymore. If I were fullhead tomorrow morning, the (awful) knowledge that hair loss has given me would remain. If we snapped our fingers and gave you a fullhead, you still wouldn't belong at the hedgefund party. We are still genetically inferior, EVEN IF science finds a way to mask that brutal fact. Pills potions and cloned hairs won't change that.

HankPentagon · Jul 7, 2017

Not.

The tragedy is that we are actually superior

We are in better shape, tougher, and more thankful for small victories

Only diff is d h t

Your life determined by one chemical gone awry

hanginginthewire · Jul 7, 2017

HankPentagon said:
Not.

The tragedy is that we are actually superior

We are in better shape, tougher, and more thankful for small victories

Only diff is d h t

Your life determined by one chemical gone awry

Yes, actually. Which illustrates the banality, pointlessness, and stupidity of life. I know there are still good things in life and I don't want to be tooooo melodramatic but there's a reason you had your metaphorical nose pressed up against the glass while the people inside were feted, obliviously. Nature selects people for various things, it really does. The people in that party don't know what hair loss is probably, let alone a hair loss forum. They're there and your here, and no amount of positive outlook or confidence changes that. Baldness and its attendant diminutions is the order of life that was chosen for us.

HankPentagon · Jul 7, 2017

I don't get the better genetics thing

Inheriting male pattern baldness is just bad luck

hanginginthewire said:
Yes, actually. Which illustrates the banality, pointlessness, and stupidity of life. I know there are still good things in life and I don't want to be tooooo melodramatic but there's a reason you had your metaphorical nose pressed up against the glass while the people inside were feted, obliviously. Nature selects people for various things, it really does. The people in that party don't know what hair loss is probably, let alone a hair loss forum. They're there and your here, and no amount of positive outlook or confidence changes that. Baldness and its attendant diminutions is the order of life that was chosen for us.

g.i joey · Jul 7, 2017

How many of the guys at that party were bald/balding?

pegasus2 · Jul 7, 2017

So it's the fault of hair loss that you don't have a BMW or get invited to fancy parties?

kj6723 · Jul 7, 2017

g.i joey said:
How many of the guys at that party were bald/balding?

This is what I'm wondering. High school reunion of 40 something's.....so only the fullheads showed up? Did you take a moment to norwood spot?

Rudiger · Jul 7, 2017

pegasus2 said:
So it's the fault of hair loss that you don't have a BMW or get invited to fancy parties?

I think this is rhetoric but actually, depending on the age he went bald, definitely you can blame it on hair loss.

I'd say anything up to even mid-20s, can completely dent your motivation to excel in your career, studies etc. For a start.

As well as your ability to find a partner, which would be backed up by motivation to do well, fancy parties and a BMW.

buckthorn · Jul 7, 2017

HankPentagon said:
I walk. To think. For health. Etc

I was out the other night and crossed paths with a local expensive steakhouse. In the moonlight. About ten pm. Lincolns and BMWs in the parking lot.

Must a been a fancy high school reunion or a hedge fund soiree.

Men early forties women hot strapless

Stared for about twenty minutes

Just another thing I missed out on

Because of hairloss

The whole thing was something I always planned my life would be

Before the curse

you missed out on rich, snobby, hedge fund parties?? oh dear. dude, get a nice tent, a fishing rig, a hatchet and a nice knife... go out into the woods and become a man, because, no offense but you sound like a pussy right now.

f*** these people.

Rudiger · Jul 7, 2017

buckthorn said:
you missed out on rich, snobby, hedge fund parties?? oh dear. dude, get a nice tent, a fishing rig, a hatchet and a nice knife...

That's going to end very differently to how you put it.

Sounds ideal for about 15-30mins until the loneliness and isolation kick in. I honestly think only people with content lives can enjoy such humble pursuits with a clear mind.

For the troubled and empty people? Going out to think during long periods of silences is probably going to end in bloodying up a perfectly nice tent.

(And no, not with fish)

buckthorn · Jul 7, 2017

Rudiger said:
That's going to end very differently to how you put it.

Sounds ideal for about 15-30mins until the loneliness and isolation kick in. I honestly think only people with content lives can enjoy such humble pursuits with a clear mind.

For the troubled and empty people? Going out to think during long periods of silences is probably going to end in bloodying up a perfectly nice tent.

(And no, not with fish)

I've done this for the last 1.5 years. I've been almost completely alone. I work, learn new instruments, camp, hike, fish, play sports and spend time with my dog. Does it get lonely, of course.. but that's what sex toys are for. Hair loss or no, f*** people, except your family and 2-3 best friends.

hairblues · Jul 7, 2017

buckthorn said:
I've done this for the last 1.5 years. I've been almost completely alone. I work, learn new instruments, camp, hike, fish, play sports and spend time with my dog. Does it get lonely, of course.. but that's what sex toys are for. Hair loss or no, f*** people, except your family and 2-3 best friends.

WTF sex toys do guys use by themselves?????

JohnsonDDG · Jul 7, 2017

hairblues said:
WTF sex toys do guys use by themselves?????

hairblues · Jul 7, 2017

JohnsonDDG said:
View attachment 57089

I dont even have a dick--but if I had one I would not stick it in that thing.

CaptainForehead · Jul 7, 2017

hairblues said:
WTF sex toys do guys use by themselves?????

https://secure.realdoll.com/
https://www.theadulttoyshop.com/masturbation-sleeve-pussy

hairblues · Jul 7, 2017

CaptainForehead said:
https://secure.realdoll.com/
https://www.theadulttoyshop.com/masturbation-sleeve-pussy

Ohhhhh.

How do you guys feel about the robots coming out eventually?

I think its kind of cool...its like if you are married and your husband wants a 3-some--get a robot!
I would do it lol.

CaptainForehead · Jul 7, 2017

hairblues said:
Ohhhhh.

How do you guys feel about the robots coming out eventually?

I think its kind of cool...its like if you are married and your husband wants a 3-some--get a robot!
I would do it lol.

http://nypost.com/2017/07/07/couple-shares-bed-with-10-sex-dolls-they-use-for-threesomes/

I was actually looking at these dolls. Their faces are still dollish. I think they should be able to make the faces more realistic.

buckthorn · Jul 7, 2017

hairblues said:
WTF sex toys do guys use by themselves?????

anything with a picture of your face taped to it.

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