The emo dudes I've met usually have a small, oyal friendship group and slam prime puss. It's not a generalisation, bald is disgustingly ugly, it doesn't take a team of investigators to figure out why they're less likely to have a large friendship group or attractive friends.
The correlation doesn't mean causation point isn't relevant here either. Baldness IS a cause of finding it hard to make and retain friends or have relationships with the opposite sex. An example of correlation doesn't mean causation might be that hairloss sufferers are more likely to have prostate or migraine issues, but this doesn't mean that hairloss itself causes these. This is completely different situation, because baldness is a fundamental CAUSE of this issue. Don't quote something in big bold letters when you genuinely don't even understand what you're saying.
Also get less offended by statistically accurate generalisations. Of course every case individually is different, but don't pretend that its not a fundamental causal factor in the general population.