Just lol at people who think every bald guy has that type of look. If you've got a weird shaped head, or moles all over your scalp, or a weird jawline, etc. And facial hair matters too. The whole "shave it and be confident bro!" thing is destructive and as much deceptive snake oil as the Brotion turned out to be. Keeping your hair as short as possible sure...but it's better in the way that piss is better than sh*t.
Some guys just can't do the bald look.