What do I tell him?

[lock]

i think you should invite a friend and the 3 of you should get naked anbd down to business..how would that help, I hear you asking. well, how would I know? he'll probably enjoy it though.

 

[RaginDemon]

i think you should invite a friend and the 3 of you should get naked anbd down to business..how would that help, I hear you asking. well, how would I know? he'll probably enjoy it though.

WeRd!!!

 

[toocoolforhair]

Tell him there's more to life than hair, then remove your hat to show solidarity by revealing your newly shaved head.