I wouldn't touch her anyway. Not a fan of healthy looking blondes.
Oh dear god don't trigger them.It's the end of one life and beginning of another, mentally and physically, especially the better looking you are. This is one aspect that maybe the guys who go bald young may not understand as they don't have a comparison with a full head version of themselves. Looking back at pictures of full hair aged 15-18 won't really help, you have to go through with a fullish head into adult life, at least mid 20s I reckon. Of course going bald young is way harder than later, no illusion about that.