What Would You Have Done Without Hair Loss Getting In The Way?

[Rudiger]

i think its good that i lost my hair. If i didn't i would be way too handsome and would probably have gotten herpes from having sex with so many women. I probably would be discriminated against as well for being so insanely handsome that noone would hire me because they wouldn't want that kind of competition near them (unless it was a woman hiring me, but then she'd want sex because i'd be irresistable and i would probably lose my job after)
In a way hairloss has made me normal; it's made me fraternize with the common folk. Yeh, i'm glad i went bald

I know dem feels, think of all the illegitimate children you gotta keep running from.

But it's not just that, it's being used like some sort of f*** toy, standing there like a dildo glued to a wall, with half a dozen genuinely attractive women pawing for their go, I get bad flashbacks of it...

 

[Rudiger]

it's terrible, women can be really aggressive when you are a good looking guy
one day you are walking through the supermarket next thing you know you have 3 girls trying to grab your dick, it gets annoying after a while

The day I lost all my hair, I felt like a human being again. Now I could walk around outside again, I no longer had to fear female public transportation workers as it had meant at least a 30minute delay everywhere, even call centre workers would pick up on my alpha pheromones and I'd never get my landline fixed, as well as the confusing impact of turning many genuinely straight males around you, completely gay. Just for you.

Now that my dick is completely useless, a much larger muscle is being used again, my brain...

 

[Rudiger]

In reality i imagine hairloss has given me 10+years of my life back.

It has my friend. All that time wasted having sex, pillow talk, holding, dating, social life, holidays, now I've got time to think, all the time.

 

[Rudiger]

Ah yes, was probably some female succubus who would have previously sucked his soul/c*** dry.

Now he can go back to sweet pleasant reflection and contemplating...

 

[OldnBald]

Ah yes, was probably some female succubus who would have previously sucked his soul/c*** dry.

Now he can go back to sweet pleasant reflection and contemplating...

You two are the biggest damn bullshitters on this forum haha.