Which One Of These Would You Rather Be?

[JohnsonDDG]

All examples have a roughly average face apart from the fugly choice.

Bald:

Ginger:

Fat:

Fugly:

Manlet:

Also, feel free to add who you would least like to be.

This poll is based on a real conversation I was having last week about what is worse: bald, fat, or ginger (I've added fugly and manlet just for fun).

 

[Rudiger]

I think ginger has way worse connotations in England than here in Ireland or many parts of the world (though arguably it's even worse in America). So this isn't a difficult decision for me, and knowing lots of ginger people, their life is barely affected at all by it, though I definitely wouldn't prefer it overy black hair, don't get me wrong.

 

[JohnsonDDG]

I think ginger has way worse connotations in England than here in Ireland or many parts of the world (though arguably it's even worse in America). So this isn't a difficult decision for me, and knowing lots of ginger people, their life is barely affected at all by it, though I definitely wouldn't prefer it overy black hair, don't get me wrong.

Yeah, in England if you are ginger then its game over - you will be bullied until you kill yourself.

I'd least like to be fugly out of all 5.

 

[Rudiger]

Yeah, in England if you are ginger then its game over - you will be bullied until you kill yourself.

I'd least like to be fugly out of all 5.

But once you get past adolescence surely you return to a normal life?

On a side note that bald guy could actually be the best looking one, and yes even with egg head taken into account, not just focusing on his face. But a beard on some bald guys is absolutely vital, he'd look ill without it.

 

[ManinBlack]

Well I hit the jackpot! I am a manlet (5'7"), overweight, bald(ing), and not very attractive. Unfortunately I am not also ginger. I guess you can't be lucky all the time though.

 

[sheraz1392]

This ginger-hate is only seen in US and UK. Here in Pakistan, I had a ginger classmate in university and he was and considered a very attractive guy.

 

[JohnsonDDG]

But once you get past adolescence surely you return to a normal life?

On a side note that bald guy could actually be the best looking one, and yes even with egg head taken into account, not just focusing on his face. But a beard on some bald guys is absolutely vital, he'd look ill without it.

Nah, you have the emotional scars, plus I've seen grown adults shout out their car, 'Ginger Pubes!' at redheads just walking the street.

 

[JohnsonDDG]

Louis CK ticks a lot of these boxes:

But there is salvation guys:

 

[kj6723]

Either ginger or manlet

I'm 5'6" and it really doesn't f*** with my peace of mind at all

 

[resu]

In South of Europe there's no discrimination against male gingers, so I would choose it.

Anyway I had to google search this image, I can believe it's real, the photos are so cringy holy sh*t.
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She's 1,83 m and a model, I've said numerous times good looking women are often less judgmental (as long as they aren't also sl*ts) than the majority of mingers and below average women.

 

[JohnsonDDG]

In South of Europe there's no discrimination against male gingers, so I would choose it.

Anyway I had to google search this image, I can believe it's real, the photos are so cringy holy sh*t.
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She's 1,83 m and a model, I've said numerous times good looking women are often less judgmental (as long as they aren't also sl*ts) than the majority of mingers and below average women.

You can tell he doesn't give a f*** - he's 5'5 so he could easily get a woman who is 5'2 but he choose the 6'0 woman.

Bernie is even funnier:

 

[Rudiger]

She's 1,83 m and a model, I've said numerous times good looking women are often less judgmental (as long as they aren't also sl*ts) than the majority of mingers and below average women.

I always feel like this too, something about a lifetime of every guy you've ever known wanting to bang you. There reaches a point quickly where they realise this and it's so incomprehensible for any person's mind to deal with such superiority, their attitude reverts back to being genuinely humble, otherwise they'd be absolutely batshit crazy (this also happens).

 

[rclark]

This ginger-hate is only seen in US and UK. Here in Pakistan, I had a ginger classmate in university and he was and considered a very attractive guy.

It is funny in the US some girls are turned off by red hair. Was friends with a girl who said it once.

 

[JohnsonDDG]

It is funny in the US some girls are turned off by red hair. Was friends with a girl who said it once.

Its a massive turn off in England.

That's why the results are so in favour of the ginger lad - the uk posters would probably rather be bald.

 

[Exodus2011]

Louis CK ticks a lot of these boxes:

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But there is salvation guys:

idk what it is but i think he looks decent. like a 6. probably because he looks manly. plus his status i think he isn't really bad off.

 

[JohnsonDDG]

idk what it is but i think he looks decent. like a 6. probably because he looks manly. plus his status i think he isn't really bad off.

You never head of Louis CK???

Check out his stand up

 

[Exodus2011]

You never head of Louis CK???

Check out his stand up

haha naw! lol i CK is muh dude! i love how red pilled he is , he is straight from here as far as his mentality. i'd actually recommend everyone here try him out. i think he is jewish too, he legit looks a lot like my dad haha! so i like him + relate

 

[Medina]

Fun Fact: That little guy that yall ripping into..... I get told that I look like him.

So yeah that one vote for manlet that was me

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

This is a grey's anatomy actor. There are bald men in the world who look as good as he does, but there are likely no short or fat men who do.

 

[GornMyson]

I just went round the shop to get a few beers and there was a guy also doing some shopping that I went to school with in there , he was around the 5'5 mark but with a full head and full beard, being only slightly taller 5'7/8 and it leave me confused because I already wish I was taller but 5'5 it really would be over for me but I still felt envy due to the hair and beard. Get hair or die trying

I choose hyper masculine 6'5 bald