Which One Of These Would You Rather Be?

[JohnsonDDG]

This is a grey's anatomy actor. There are bald men in the world who look as good as he does, but there are likely no short or fat men who do.

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I just googled handsome fat man and got nothing - not one hot man was fat. I also typed in hot bald guy and saw loads of good looking men, and I typed in hot ginger man and I also got lots of attractive men.

I guess its not possible to be fat and attractive.

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

he is sexy

You approve of a man I posted as an example of desirably masculinity.

A first !

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

I just googled handsome fat man and got nothing - not one hot man was fat. I also typed in hot bald guy and saw loads of good looking men, and I typed in hot ginger man and I also got lots of attractive men.

I guess its not possible to be fat and attractive.

NW2.5 Zidane can probably get women.

 

[JohnsonDDG]

NW2.5 Zidane can probably get women.

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Yeah, there are quite a few men who can pull it off - they're in the minority but its nice to see it when it happens.

 

[Exodus2011]

zidanes an easy norwood 3 there at least, that crown loss is extensive

i've always had a man crush on muh dude stanley tucci, and this is simply based on the devil wears prada, the terminal, and the core (in which he wears a wig)

lol girls gushing over him on this page : http://the-toast.net/2015/02/09/stanley-tucci-boyfriend/

 

[JohnsonDDG]

zidanes an easy norwood 3 there at least, that crown loss is extensive

i've always had a man crush on muh dude stanley tucci, and this is simply based on the devil wears prada, the terminal, and the core (in which he wears a wig)

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lol girls gushing over him on this page : http://the-toast.net/2015/02/09/stanley-tucci-boyfriend/

Yeah, he's a good looking guy. Not ideal for 20 year old women but women over 35 would be into that.

Billy Zane pulls it off really well:

But look how much 20lbs extra and no shaving does to you:

 

[Exodus2011]

Yeah, he's a good looking guy. Not ideal for 20 year old women but women over 35 would be into that.

Billy Zane pulls it off really well:

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But look how much 20lbs extra and no shaving does to you:

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damn punishing lol. so the best of us can only get over 35 women? what about the lower tier bald guys like me? lol.

inb4 cope, i've seen some bald guys with hot girls . . . . idk if they just looked young but they looked to be in their 20s. like i always say though, theyre always the manly tall bald guys

 

[JohnsonDDG]

damn punishing lol. so the best of us can only get over 35 women? what about the lower tier bald guys like me? lol.

inb4 cope, i've seen some bald guys with hot girls . . . . idk if they just looked young but they looked to be in their 20s. like i always say though, theyre always the manly tall bald guys

I meant that a guy who looks like Stanley Tucci who is 50 plus will probably only appeal to women over 35.

For young men it can depend on whether you look like this

or this

 

[Dsport]

A little red is good. All brown hair has a huge pct of red

But the carrot top thing is ruff

I think ginger has way worse connotations in England than here in Ireland or many parts of the world (though arguably it's even worse in America). So this isn't a difficult decision for me, and knowing lots of ginger people, their life is barely affected at all by it, though I definitely wouldn't prefer it overy black hair, don't get me wrong.

 

[GornMyson]

One more option : Dreadlocks

I'd be locked in dread if I had to have dreadlocks , I'd look ridiculous but it's got to be better then balding right .... a very close call

 

[sunchyme1]

the guys who voted for being bald and manlet over ginger must having serious brain fog from the finasteride they are eating

 

[JohnsonDDG]

the guys who voted for being bald and manlet over ginger must having serious brain fog from the finasteride they are eating

I've got a mate who is ginger and he used to get ripped to shreds for being ginger as a teen - kids are brutal man.

 

[sunchyme1]

I've got a mate who is ginger and he used to get ripped to shreds for being ginger as a teen - kids are brutal man.

damn right they are. horrible c****

but f*** it man, once he gets past that hes free. he can embrace it, dye it. do whatever the f*** he wants.

we cant

were stuck with this f*****g disease forever

 

[JohnsonDDG]

damn right they are. horrible c****

but f*** it man, once he gets past that hes free. he can embrace it, dye it. do whatever the f*** he wants.

we cant

were stuck with this f*****g disease forever

True. Its all going downhill.

What pisses me off is that we have to take 3-5 grand of our savings just to do something with our hair to make us look normal.

Anyone else could just go on a three month holiday with that and still be a fullhead.

 

[blackg]

All examples have a roughly average face apart from the fugly choice.

Bald:

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Ginger:

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Fat:
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Fugly:

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Manlet:

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Also, feel free to add who you would least like to be.

This poll is based on a real conversation I was having last week about what is worse: bald, fat, or ginger (I've added fugly and manlet just for fun).

How tall is that manlet dude?

 

[blackg]

he is sexy

He is? Ok, can you explain why?

 

[resu]

A fat guy can get fit with minimal effort, not a fair comparison.

How tall is that manlet dude?

1 meter and 64 centimeters.

 

[JohnsonDDG]

How tall is that manlet dude?

5'5 his name is Jamie Cullam and he used to be a famous jazz musician - now he is just a jazz musician

 

[blackg]

5'5 his name is Jamie Cullam and he used to be a famous jazz musician - now he is just a jazz musician

Thanks.

 

[Captain Rex]

receding hairline too hmmm.................