Who has got laid recently?

[HairFreak]

Well, I guess I'm just gonna masturbate from now on. Or wait, it's too late now I guess.
Oh well... at least I wont have to think about my hair loss any more.
I guess everybody I know is infected with some sh*t :roll:

 

[The Gardener]

Naaah. Before I go down, I just squirt a little spironolactone in there and whatever creepy crawleys are in there will run from the stench and make way for Big Papi Gardener. :twisted:

 

[Troymaclure]

You guys are nuts.

70% of people have Herpes Simplex Virus 1 transmittable from mouth to penis during unprotected oral, even while no symptoms are present.

30% of people have Herpes Simplex Virus 2 (genital herpes) transmittable during asymptomatic periods as well, simply by testicles and or legs making skin to skin contact with the female. Condom only slightly reduces the risk.

90% of people have HPV (Human Papilloma Virus). There are around 100 strains of the virus, and its a crap shoot which of the strains you are currently carrying. 80% of them cause no symptoms. 10% of them cause Genital Warts that don't go away for several years. 10% of them cause cervical dysplasia... meaning any woman you have sex with unprotected could get cervical cancer from you and possibly die. As mentioned, its a toss up as to which of the 100 strains you're carrying right now. If you've had more than 1 partner you're probably carrying at least a few.

1 in every 260 people in the USA have HIV. Condom breaks, you die. No condom, you die.

This doesn't even include Ghon, Chlamyd, Syph, or Molluscum Contagiosum.

Be careful.

Grandpa HairLossTalk.com

yea...but surely not ALL women are so disease ridden?? 8O

 

[Guest]

You guys are nuts.

70% of people have Herpes Simplex Virus 1 transmittable from mouth to penis during unprotected oral, even while no symptoms are present.

30% of people have Herpes Simplex Virus 2 (genital herpes) transmittable during asymptomatic periods as well, simply by testicles and or legs making skin to skin contact with the female. Condom only slightly reduces the risk.

90% of people have HPV (Human Papilloma Virus). There are around 100 strains of the virus, and its a crap shoot which of the strains you are currently carrying. 80% of them cause no symptoms. 10% of them cause Genital Warts that don't go away for several years. 10% of them cause cervical dysplasia... meaning any woman you have sex with unprotected could get cervical cancer from you and possibly die. As mentioned, its a toss up as to which of the 100 strains you're carrying right now. If you've had more than 1 partner you're probably carrying at least a few.

1 in every 260 people in the USA have HIV. Condom breaks, you die. No condom, you die.

This doesn't even include Ghon, Chlamyd, Syph, or Molluscum Contagiosum.

Be careful.

Grandpa HairLossTalk.com

Are these Worldwide statistics or only for the U.S? :freaked2:

 

[HairlossTalk]

Not sure. The HIV one is for US. The others, I believe are worldwide, but percentages vary so much from country to country, who knows.

And there are some generalizations in those statements I made, but its all accurate.

HairLossTalk.com

 

[tomsmith]

Ha! I thought those stats were just for London. It's no surprise really, this generation of uk teens are unbelievably irresponsible. It's not uncommon to see single mothers at the age of 15 strolling down benefit lane, buying nike clothes too small for their fat arses, talking to the next potential father of her next money-maker. This country is bullshit, pure bullshit. People like me work hard so that people like these disease-infested gutter-snip, aids carrying, ahhhhhh sh*t what's the point?

 

[Redbone]

It's Ok Dr. Gho is working on a formula to kill all sexual disease. :rockon:

 

[Troymaclure]

Ha! I thought those stats were just for London. It's no surprise really, this generation of uk teens are unbelievably irresponsible. It's not uncommon to see single mothers at the age of 15 strolling down benefit lane, buying nike clothes too small for their fat arses, talking to the next potential father of her next money-maker. This country is bullshit, pure bullshit. People like me work hard so that people like these disease-infested gutter-snip, aids carrying, ahhhhhh sh*t what's the point?

heh - a man after my own heart...this country stinks - and don't even get me STARTED on immigrants and asylum seekers!

 

[The Gardener]

Ah come on. If the UK were that bad, then there wouldn't be such a mad ruch of immigrants trying to get in. There would be no problems with Sangatte and the Chunnel, they would just stay in France and make do there... think about it, France is nice. Why don't these Sangatte folks just stay there and not risk their lives hopping the bottom of a Eurostar trying to get across the Channel? I think it's more than some 'soft touch' that many of my Briton friends talk about, I think it is because the UK has the strongest economy and arguably the most vibrant social scene (despite what Britons themselves think) in Europe.

Internally, I think you guys could use a little house cleaning with your political leaders, and I am not necessarily talking specifically about Blair but about ALL the main parties' leadership. Why all the deadwood? Blair is still the most vibrant and freshest of the bunch, and he is approaching the crony stage. Why the recent pick of more deadwood to lead the Tories? Why not Clarke, or Portillo?.. or someone with a message more suited to the times? Whassup over there??

 

[Guest]

Ha! I thought those stats were just for London. It's no surprise really, this generation of uk teens are unbelievably irresponsible. It's not uncommon to see single mothers at the age of 15 strolling down benefit lane, buying nike clothes too small for their fat arses, talking to the next potential father of her next money-maker. This country is bullshit, pure bullshit. People like me work hard so that people like these disease-infested gutter-snip, aids carrying, ahhhhhh sh*t what's the point?

Guys you should come to Scotland, all women are virgins until the day they are married......cough...cough......cough............... :laugh:

 

[Guest]

Internally, I think you guys could use a little house cleaning with your political leaders, and I am not necessarily talking specifically about Blair but about ALL the main parties' leadership. Why all the deadwood? Blair is still the most vibrant and freshest of the bunch, and he is approaching the crony stage. Why the recent pick of more deadwood to lead the Tories? Why not Clarke, or Portillo?.. or someone with a message more suited to the times? Whassup over there??

Your right far too much deadwood here, i was really hoping that Jeffrey Archer was going to lead the Tory party, but oh no just because he has a few `misdameanours` on his police record....

 

[Troymaclure]

Gardener, you're very insightful, and American...OMG...this is my confused face :freaked2: lol and you're dead right, Tories are notoriously stuffy old-school deadwood, but most politicians here are, it's not really a vocation for the young and hip, plus its a job that involves lying all the time hah - but Michael Howard is a slimy piece of sh*t, he was a slimy piece of sh*t as Home Secretary and will be a giant step backwards as leader of the tories because nobody will want him as PM - strangely enough i could have actually seen IDS being prime minister

Then there's the even slimier folks like Michael Redwood (*shudder*) and Portillo - not a good selection really.

 

[Guest]

I was going to say that Gardner, very refreshing to see an American with a good insight into UK politics. I might have to stop mocking Americans for their insularity now....no I cant do that, i would get bored.

Personally i think everybody should vote for the Lib Dems in the next election...no more Torys or Labour thank you please.

 

[The Gardener]

Ah Zimmy, the LibDems?!... please! I should have expected as much from a Scotsman. Although Blair is getting old, I must admit that I admire his ability to turn and tuck as they say here in American Football terms... the defence running after the quarterback looking for a sack... Blair is that quarterback who consistently and miraculously avoids the sack and manages to squirm out and make the play. He's a real professional, politician par excellence but I think his mug is getting old and his time will come.

Now on to the Tories... you do know that the US gov't cable channel that broadcasts live Congressional coverage also shows Parliament in Westminster during question time on Sunday evenings here. I must admit that I thought Hague was great at question time, in particular. IDS is too principled and not flashy enough for the times. I appreciate his attempt, but he was not one for leadership. The Tories need a leader, someone with vision and I don't think they have this yet.

I'm wondering if UK politics is due for what they called back when I studied political science here in the States a major realignment election. Lots of issues that seem to split the two parties, Europe, Iraq, NHS, etc... I wonder how at some time the parties will align themselves longterm to represent viewpoints on these really big issues?

 

[Redbone]

Sorry Gents but what has this got to do with getting laid?

 

[giggsy]

well Bush fucked Saddam up the arse

 

[Troymaclure]

...and i once shagged a girl that looked like Yasser Arafat :freaked2:

 

[Guest]

...and i once shagged a girl that looked like Yasser Arafat

That was no girl, that WAS Yasser Arafat. :lol:

 

[Guest]

Ah Zimmy, the LibDems?!... please! I should have expected as much from a Scotsman. Although Blair is getting old, I must admit that I admire his ability to turn and tuck as they say here in American Football terms... the defence running after the quarterback looking for a sack... Blair is that quarterback who consistently and miraculously avoids the sack and manages to squirm out and make the play. He's a real professional, politician par excellence but I think his mug is getting old and his time will come.

I would think of a witty comeback but its too early in the morning here for that. Ive just had enough of Labour...and the Tories do not have a chance of getting back into power, not for a long time.

Ah Zimmy, the LibDems?!... please! I should have expected as much from a Scotsman.

I`ll take that as a humourous comment. Besides you DO know that it is illegal to vote Conservative in Scotland. Hence its only Labour or the Lib Dems i can vote for.

Anyway back to tales of shagging.

 

[Guest]

well Bush fucked Saddam up the arse

In the long run it will be Bush who has been fucked up the arse by Saddam. Now that he`s dragged his country into a mini- Vietnam.