Boondock said:
I'm sort of perplexed by Bryan's complaints at how the English speak, well, English.
This isn't a very rational language, ya know? If you try to rationalize and apply logic to it, you'll fail. That goes for both American and English variants. It's not a scientific structure; it's something that grew up organically over time and has numerous oddities and imperfections.
I think it's _reasonably_ logical and scientific, and should be kept as logical as possible. That's why it sounds so odd to us Americans when Brits insist on saying something like "Sweden
have some beautiful women." (I know that was just a made-up example on my part, but assuming that they're consistent, I would imagine they might say that, as weird as it sounds.)
Am _I_ personally logical and consistent? I certainly try to be! Here, for example, is a rule that's rigorously maintained by no less an "authority" than The New York
Times: they absolutely insist that all punctuation marks go INSIDE the quotation marks of quoted material. For example, a news report from the
Times about a bank robbery would read this way:
The thief told the bank teller, "Put all your cash in the bag," and she quickly complied.
I don't consider that to be logical. I would always write it THIS way: The thief told the bank teller, "Put all your cash in the bag", and she quickly complied. My sister has pointed out to me the "mistake" I make when I write that way, and I've told her that I do it that way
deliberately, because I think it's logical and correct. I don't care what some "authority" like the
Times thinks.
Boondock said:
It's no big deal. If everyone else were (sorry, was) so bothered with it, we'd all go and learn esperanto.
You'll be amused to know that "if everyone else were sorry.." is the correct use of the
subjunctive tense, and is the same thing that _I_ would say!
Think of the first line of that song from
Fiddler on the Roof: "If I _were_ a rich man..." I've written in previous threads on language how I bemoan the passing of the subjunctive tense from the language of the common person; I think it's sad that hardly anybody ever uses it anymore.
Boondock said:
P.S. Soccer is a great game, as the young folk over your side of the pond are starting to realize (much to our fear, as your side gets better every world cup).
It's great for kids to play at school, because it's much safer than real (American) football, and requires less equipment; I just wish it were (cough) as
exciting as real football.