Would Your Mom Have Married Your Dad If He Was Bald?

[CopeForLife]

He left the house and didn't sit inside all day measuring his wrist size. I don't bother talking to women unless they approach me first, which barely happens because I don't leave my bedroom. I talked to a cashier woman instead of using the self-checkout at Tesco express yesterday and today I talked to a nurse, she asked me what medication I was taking and I said finasteride when she asked me what for and explained male pattern baldness she looked at me funny and said "sometimes you just have to deal with the things life throws at you" what do you think I am doing you stupid b**ch, im dealing with it. Instead of sitting and crying im using a drug to fix it you stupid f*****g c***. Unfortunately, there is no medication to talk to retarded people, at least not that I know of. I'm thinking about taking Xanax.

I think I could have used a few girls as c*m dumbsters in the past. A girl approached me in a nightclub about sh*t, idk what I wasn't listening. When I got bored of her I asked her for directions to a strip club because I thought it would be funny. The next day I felt regret so I downloaded tinder and pressured the first girl I matched with to meet up with me, even though she kept saying she couldn't come out. Bare in mind I usually sleep 2 hours a night so I always look like trash. We met and watched a movie, I fell asleep during the movie. I thought it was a massive failure but she wanted to meet up again, this time she was very sexually frustrated in her texts. We met up again and she started talking about her breasts and other stuff although I only paid attention to her breast comments. I was planning on going back with her but once I found out the bus costs £5 I decided it would be best if we went our separate ways and I went home. I never talked to her again, I hope she felt like sh*t.

I tried going to a different nightclub but they denied me entrance because I didn't meet the minimum 6'2 height requirement. I tried my luck with tinder again and only got 5 matches during the day which is unfair if I looked like a normal British male such as David Gandy I would have got way more, so I did what any sane man would do and uninstalled it.

I tried OkCupid once but the admins have discrimination towards the genetically inferior underclass. I got banned, apparently ugly men aren't allowed to ask women for sex.

my wrists are 5'7 (14.5cm)

 

[CopeForLife]

clearly a problem with your personality.


It's my birthday now. 0:49. If my phone wasn't broke I would cope by sexting 1 of the 20 Thai girls I have on whatsapp. I really need to fix my phone. I have a cute anorexic Russian girl on snapchat and she was having plastic surgery. I really need to know about the surgery because she's only 17 and she lives in a commie block so I'm not sure how she can afford it, I bet its cheap. I emailed a plastic surgeon a few days ago but he ignored me I might find a telephone box to ring him just to give him abuse. I should get my phone fixed so I can snapchat her if I had my phone I could spend the day messaging a girl I truly cared about. Isn't that sad? The only girl I care about is a 17-year-old in Russia I spoke to for maybe under a week.

My parents took the day off work and want to go out somewhere with me, but I can't bear it. Imagine seeing all the happy people with their friends and girlfriends, it's my birthday ffs just let me happy one day of the year.

I lived in russian commie block for a decade

Disgusting experience

I bet that girl is attention wh*** tho

 

[HankPentagon]

If you are a prettyboy height doesn't matter

 

[That Guy]

If you are a prettyboy height doesn't matter

Prettyboy > All

Guys who are all about being ultra manly are simply coping.

In the 50s, it was the Elvises and Jimmy Deans; the 60s, it was the Beatles; the 70s it was the David Cassidys; the 80s, it was the Rob Lowes; the 90s, it was the John Stamoses; now, it's the Kit Haringtons and Zac Efrons.

Forget what you think you know — prettyboys =

 

[CopeForLife]

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That's some f***** on gif tbh...

He looked (and still looks I suppose haven't seen him for many years) like that actor

legit pussy slayer

 

[sunchyme1]

That niche is 3 % of the girls out there. They're indeed rare, most girls rapidly become put off by too much muscles.

2% also like that extremely skinny body, I've met some of them.

What women truly want:

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Brad Pitt's lean build in fight club is what the vast majority of women find attractive.

Yet so many men will desperately want to achieve the 1% body. And if you mention this study on bodybuilding forums, you'll get flamed: "What a twink, does Brad Pitt even lift?! You need to be huge to make women wet!"

Getting that ideal lean build was surprisingly easy for me, 8 months of training, 3x45 minutes a week with an adequate amount of proteins and bam, I became a blue-pilled gymcel.

whats your regime

 

[Dante92]

Metrosexual twink.

Women want a real man.

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Look how his confidence shines! No wait, it's just light on his pathetic dome.

 

[sunchyme1]

can someone ask fred what his workout is

i find it hard to believe you can get a brad pitt figure by working out only 3 times a week for 45min s