ye old masturbation

[Guest]

hey Ty reckon you could make an Avatar with ol' Troy wearing a santa hat for the chrimbo period?

that'd be the dog's doo-da's :hairy:

only if you promise to use it only here on HairLossTalk.com and not on the evil 'other' sites.

Ty

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my regime

anything goes really, but I won't be shat on, say what!!? it grows hair?
well hey mr, let me buy you a meal.

 

[Troymaclure]

umm well i can only promise that i will use it here & HLH and that i give you full publishing and copyright rights, and also pictures of fit naked girls as and when required

 

[Guest]

You see I am contracted to making some Avatars for Mr HairLossTalk.com and his site, so doing avatars for another site wouldn't really be on, sorry to sound like an officious corporate wh*** but I am, listen I'll stick a hat on but I ain't gonna' shrink it for HLH, oh no buddy, no way.....

sorry, :freaked: 8O :freaked:

Ty

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my regime

kissing the *** of big business

 

[Troymaclure]

:cry:

 

[Guest]

umm well i can only promise that i will use it here & HLH and that i give you full publishing and copyright rights, and also pictures of fit naked girls as and when required

But Ty Troy said pictures of naked girls! :love: :hairy:

 

[Guest]

tell me when you got him!


Ty

 

[Guest]

Damm thats good Ty! :lol:

 

[Guest]

Damm thats good Ty! :lol:

thanks,

It's good sometimes to reach out to the little people and touch them with my great talent and skill, it's not easy being so gifted in so many fields but I carry it off with a certain panáche, very much like that fine old thespian and giant of the theatre, my good friend Sir George Twiddlesti ............etc...etc.........zzzzzzZZZZZZZZ

 

[The Gardener]

Ty

You, sir, are amazing

I can picture it now... http://www.TysAvatars.com

Big money, baby!

 

[Guest]

You, sir, are amazing

I can picture it now... http://www.TysAvatars.com

Big money, baby!

If you want to start your own Avatar design company i have an artistic background and know how to use a pencil sharpener and a whip*.

*purely for my own enjoyment.

 

[Redbone]

Time for a new avitar Ty.

 

[Troymaclure]

Ty...das ist Fantastisch as they say in Moenchengladbach Listen, when such a time arrives that male conception is medically possible then i would very much like it if you could see your way clear to at least having ONE of my babies, if not all of them.

Cheers.

 

[Guest]

I am all scar tissue downstairs since I came a cropper on my Raleigh grifter back in 81, 'ain't nothing be coming out of them there tubes' as my doctor quipped.

Is it now medically possible to conceive a 'bum child'? or a 'brown boy' as the medical establishment say?

Ty

 

[Troymaclure]

well, i saw Arnold Schwarzenegger have one not so long ago, and he's governor of Hollywood now so i don't see why we can't all do it now...after all, he's the embodiment of the American dream - a young Austrian goes to America, has a child by Danny DeVito, molests a lot of young women and becomes boss of the whole gaff

Anyway i'll just send you some sperm in the post, then you can do what you want with it, how's that sound?

 

[Guest]

Anyway i'll just send you some sperm in the post, then you can do what you want with it, how's that sound?

If you guys want your love child to have good hair genes i can send some sperm in the post as well. I`ll stick it an old jam jar and put some ice cubes in it....and oh yeah ill also do the same with the sperm.

 

[Guest]

Careful now with all this semen flying around my letterbox there is likley to be some confusion, most creams that arrive in my in box I tend to rub straight on my head, so i wll keep an eye out for it.

Ty
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after using minoxidil for 2 months I noticed a fine peach fuzz growing all over my head, more unusually a peach left in the fruit bowl over the summer had thick black curly hair all over its back, I was suprised how difficult this made it to eat.

 

[Guest]

Careful now with all this semen flying around my letterbox there is likley to be some confusion, most creams that arrive in my in box I tend to rub straight on my head, so i wll keep an eye out for it.

Dont worry Ty, ill be careful to label my package (lol) HAIRY SEMEN in big letters so you and all of Royal Mail know exactly what it is.

 

[Guest]

Do I just push the 'gentlemans relish' up my mangina?

I am new to this baby making thing.

I do hope It's a human man baby

Ty

 

[The Gardener]

Judging from your willingness to accept Chewy sperm I take it that species is not a barrier to you. That being the case, you could put on an extra heap of spironolactone and do some hiking in the woods on a warm day? You won't attract any female attention, but you'll definitely have male skunks lining up to hump you.

Takes care of your 'application' problem too. The man child should have thick black hair, but may have to do something about the big white stripe down the middle?