Your Dating Life Is Over If You're Bald

justinbieberscombover

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Still can't get a girlfriend.
Hell, I can't even have a chat with one.

Near 0 matches online and the few that do ghost me and don't reply
Buy Tinder Gold and change location to a major city

If you're from some shithole your amount of matches is irrelevant
 

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I have never used online dating, but from what i have read it can be pretty toxiic. Try to find woman from the real world, through work or similar hobbies/activities etc
 
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but you can fix those stuff with a few surgeries no?
To that extent it would be very risky and difficult. Brutal recovery phase from the surgery and a high chance of health complications or looking fake and borderline disfigured.
 

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Apparently stem cell tech is extremely well developed in north korea, if you move there as a foreigner you live good they use you for propaganda, they even kidnapped a hot romanian journalist b**ch and married her to an american that was in north korea, maybe we should pack our bags.
 

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Buy Tinder Gold and change location to a major city

If you're from some shithole your amount of matches is irrelevant
Since they made the passport feature free I got 35 matches in Tokyo within three days kek. I'd recommend other users to do the same in a foreign location of their choice as a social experiment. It's a good reality check and might soothe the ego of some guys in here.
 

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Always knew you were a chad.

What's your Norwood?
That's a real interesting question. Norwood 5-6 diffuse, heavily diffuse. With a tiny bit of toppik and proper styling Norwood 2.5. My hair became so long during quarantine I can almost get away without the toppik, but it's a mirage.
 

justinbieberscombover

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Since they made the passport feature free I got 35 matches in Tokyo within three days kek. I'd recommend other users to do the same in a foreign location of their choice as a social experiment. It's a good reality check and might soothe the ego of some guys in here.
I created my profile with an Anglo Saxon Chad name. A lot of my matches assumed that I'm really tall with a British accent when they looked at my pics, neither of which is actually true. And you can't really see all the hair problems that I have in the pics.

Still, only a minor fraud compared to most of those girls lol.

My results are pretty much what I already knew/expected. They are good, but I don't have much success with the type of girls that I'm attracted to the most. Maybe those are looking for profiles that say 6'0+, a high status job with an Instagram account linked.

I've flirted and sexted with girls that I would probably smash a few times, but no one who actually makes my brain and body go crazy.
 
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justinbieberscombover

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I actually exchanged numbers with a girl who looked attractive on the app, then turned out to be fat with a super masculine voice. She also noted that I don't sound white.
 

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I created my profile with an Anglo Saxon Chad name.
Haha, what is an 'Anglo Saxon Chad name'? Are girls really into English men?

Still, only a minor fraud compared to most of those girls lol.
Definetely. They all go crazy on filters and deceiving pictures. There is an additional phenomena in Japan called purikura. It's a picture box that is supposed to make your features more anime like I suppose, with huge eyes, glossy skin and distorted proportions. It looks weird and scary as f*** to me but so many girls use it in Toyko.

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I actually exchanged numbers with a girl who looked attractive on the app, then turned out to be fat with a super masculine voice. She also noted that I don't sound white.
It's all good as long as you have pink nipples according to one of our forum colleagues.
 

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Since they made the passport feature free I got 35 matches in Tokyo within three days kek. I'd recommend other users to do the same in a foreign location of their choice as a social experiment. It's a good reality check and might soothe the ego of some guys in here.

Move yourself to Africa (any country) if you want an ego boost , I matched as soon as I started swiping & my inbox swamped. Especially Kenya dammmn
 

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Move yourself to Africa (any country) if you want an ego boost , I matched as soon as I started swiping & my inbox swamped. Especially Kenya dammmn
Prob only wanted your digits to pass onto her uncle in the call centre/basement
 
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