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Face, tits only if you've had them done.
They are not done never needed to be.
Face, tits only if you've had them done.
Note I'll send you a selfie of my beautiful Wolf Pack-certified 7.5 mug in return.
i'm sure @JohnsonDDG will post it for us
I wrote you a poem.
Hairblues, hairblues.
I want to take you on a cruise.
We can get drunk of expensive booze.
I can afford these things because I save money on shampoos.
People need to realize that things like being able to play music or write poetry only add to your appeal if they are part of a package. Style and overall appearance need to match for it to have any effect. If you're just a fat, Overwatch-playing nerd you won't pick up chicks by writing poems or learning the guitar.
Look like this however and ur poetry will make blue-haired harlots moist like the rain forest:
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hairblues, hairblues
you have lots of admirers to choose
we are all gorgeous and handsome
you really cant lose
we are bald and crazy
but cool as f*** too
we'll treat you like a lady
and buy you lots of shoes
How about the classic New England elegance of Robert Frost:
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Or the rugged outdoorsy handsomeness of Walt Whitman:
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Fuark. I'm more jealous of these guys than any instagram hunk. Face-mogged and text-mogged.
How about the classic New England elegance of Robert Frost:
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Or the rugged outdoorsy handsomeness of Walt Whitman:
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Fuark. I'm more jealous of these guys than any instagram hunk. Face-mogged and text-mogged.
where the f*** are the bald poets?
huh?
hairblues, hairblues
you have lots of admirers to choose
we are all gorgeous and handsome
you really cant lose
we are bald and crazy
but cool as f*** too
we'll treat you like a lady
and buy you lots of shoes
Just LOL at your spergy facial anatomy knowledge.
Off-topic, but how are you doing lately, man?
Definitely would partner up with Dr Troy................................in practice..................as a doctor of course. Sunchyme, I already know what you would do with him.it wouldn't be spergy if came from the mouth of Julian McMahon – plastic surgeon from Nip Tuck show tho
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Definitely would partner up with Dr Troy................................in practice..................as a doctor of course. Sunchyme, I already know what you would do with him.
Maybe that tends to happen alot if you hang around men bitching and complaining about women, feeling insecure, unattractive, and single with genetics that won't let you become a chad for life. And on top of that posts with countless photos of hunky men that no one in here can compare to in looks. And on top of that, you have guys saying they would bang him, and guys who keep making reference to ................well ok maybe just sunchyme posting about giving oral favors for more hair, countless photos of male genitals, snapping photos of balding men on the beach and bragging about his little tight ***.hmm there is a lot of Keensy spectrum of sexuality going on in this thread today.
I'm trying to personality-max so i bought a guitar today and wrote you a love song; it's a completely original tune that expresses my feelings for you and @Pasbrillantebrunette
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YlZNAR6kcu
I'm trying to personality-max so i bought a guitar today and wrote you a love song; it's a completely original tune that expresses my feelings for you and @Pasbrillantebrunette
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YlZNAR6kcu
holy f***, is that YOUR actual voice?!?! what's with all the sexy voices on here?
My voice is representative of the disturbingly high levels of DHT coursing through my veins. Oh right, that's why i'm bald...
anyways it was an angry day in the forum today, so i recorded another song to dedicate to the whole forum, but especially to @Dante92, @JohnsonDDG, @Rudiger & @Xander94, who i wish would just make out already and get it over with
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yKloaVCEhx