After lots of combing through this forum it seems these are our realistic options:

[Caillou]

Unless you’re f*****g ugly

Bald beasts ARE ugly, but at least they command respect and no one fucks with them. Also some primitive, low class women dig the look sometimes


Looking like a pedo when you go bald though, let's say you better never leave your house for the sake of your sanity

 

[Norwoody]

Bald beasts ARE ugly, but at least they command respect and no one fucks with them. Also some primitive, low class women dig the look sometimes


Looking like a pedo when you go bald though, let's say you better never leave your house for the sake of your sanity

Nah you can always get roasted with a slaphead and look like a bafoon

 

[Norwoody]

Bald beasts ARE ugly, but at least they command respect and no one fucks with them. Also some primitive, low class women dig the look sometimes


Looking like a pedo when you go bald though, let's say you better never leave your house for the sake of your sanity

Just do roids bro

 

[doubleindemnity]

you can say that, but then you both do absolutely nothing to improve the odds in your favour related to hair , reading your posts is like Groundhog Day

You could both get a hair system, meet someone, once it becomes serious, get rid of it (or keep on wearing it)

if she is mature, she probably won’t care

I'm scared I told you. I tried on a system once (not fitted to my head so wouldn't have looked good) and I was shocked. I just looked different, not better or worse. I felt like I didn't look strong anymore but just average. Like a different person. I just tried it in the store and went home, without the system, to think about it all those years ago. How would I even make it through a whole day and answer people's questions? Plus I always just wanted something between a NW2 and NW3, like a conservative hair transplant. What if the system looks too perfect? But I am slowly warming to the idea.

 

[Caillou]

Nah you can always get roasted with a slaphead and look like a bafoon

This dude is ugly, but i doubt anyone would dare make fun of him in his face because he looks like a dangerous orc

Just do roids bro

Good advice once everything else fails. If i ever go full bald, it'll be the time to abuse roids until my heart explodes at 40


Roids make you feel like an unstoppable force of nature. But they're dangerous for normal people. Not for a young bald guy though, they usually have nothing to lose

 

[Norwoody]

This dude is ugly, but i doubt anyone would dare make fun of him in his face because he looks like a dangerous orc

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Good advice once everything else fails. If i ever go full bald, it'll be the time to abuse roids until my heart explodes at 40


Roids make you feel like an unstoppable force of nature. But they're dangerous for normal people. Not for a young bald guy though, they usually have nothing to lose

Nah. Overcompensating fake alpha coping hard.

 

[Caillou]

Nah. Overcompensating fake alpha coping hard.

Of course it's a cope, but it's not like there's any other choice once you go full bald. It's either the roided bald beast cope, or settling for the pedo look


The pedo look = receive 5 new restraining orders per month and have your name on the sexual predators list permanently for existing

 

[Norwoody]

Of course it's a cope, but it's not like there's any other choice once you go full bald. It's either the roided bald beast cope, or settling for the pedo look


The pedo look = receive 5 new restraining orders per month and have your name on the sexual predators list permanently for existing

Dude you're fucked either way! This guy looks like a creep too! Shaves the scalp but not the ape hair? Probably does have a bunch of restraining orders on him, and women at the gym probably think he's a f*****g creep. GTFO

 

[Oknow]

I'm scared I told you. I tried on a system once (not fitted to my head so wouldn't have looked good) and I was shocked. I just looked different, not better or worse. I felt like I didn't look strong anymore but just average. Like a different person. I just tried it in the store and went home, without the system, to think about it all those years ago. How would I even make it through a whole day and answer people's questions? Plus I always just wanted something between a NW2 and NW3, like a conservative hair transplant. What if the system looks too perfect? But I am slowly warming to the idea.

well you seem to be stalling on the hair transplant front too

 

[Caillou]

Dude you're fucked either way! This guy looks like a creep too! Shaves the scalp but not the ape hair? Probably does have a bunch of restraining orders on him, and women at the gym probably think he's a f*****g creep. GTFO

Bald beasts are literally everywhere. It's the only look that works for bald guys, hench the cliché advice of: " just shave it, grow a beard, hit the gym and get tanned bro!". It doesn't mean that you will become a slayer or avoid the massive blow of baldness. But at least you will be considered a human to the rest of society


A skinny, pale, beard-less guy with a grown out NW7 might as well be asking to get raped in jail by other inmates because he will 100% get classified as a sexual predator

 

[Feelsbadman]

what if u cant grow a beard or tan?

 

[Norwoody]

Bald beasts are literally everywhere. It's the only look that works for bald guys, hench the cliché advice of: " just shave it, grow a beard, hit the gym and get tanned bro!". It doesn't mean that you will become a slayer or avoid the massive blow of baldness. But at least you will be considered a human to the rest of society


A skinny, pale, beard-less guy with a grown out NW7 might as well be asking to get raped in jail by other inmates because he will 100% get classified as a sexual predator

f*** you, I can't control being skinny and beardless, I work out, I just have sh*t genetics so f*** you a**h**

 

[Caillou]

f*** you, I can't control being skinny and beardless, I work out, I just have sh*t genetics so f*** you a**h**

Sorry bruh, i'm also skinny myself. But that's why it's important that we start working out HARD and consider roids if we ever go bald

 

[Norwoody]

Dumb sh*t

 

[Oknow]

what if u cant grow a beard or tan?

minoxidil on facial hair
Fake tan
Beard wig

 

[doubleindemnity]

well you seem to be stalling on the hair transplant front too

Oh don't you remember? I can not get a good enough hair transplant. I think that I posted in another thread but with my donor, I would be able to cover the front and mid scalp with a bald crown. That would be using 50/50 scalp and body grafts which is nonstandard. To me, that result would not be good enough and plus I'd still be recommended finasteride at that stage too to maintain the donor. I am really one of the worst here because I saved up enough for a North America hair transplant and I don't have the donor. I had it all ready to go but realized that fully bald crown would not be age appropriate for me. Guys on here who have good donor should be very happy and they should, in my opinion, get their hair transplant and move on from this hair loss nonsense.

 

[Oknow]

Oh don't you remember? I can not get a good enough hair transplant. I think that I posted in another thread but with my donor, I would be able to cover the front and mid scalp with a bald crown. That would be using 50/50 scalp and body grafts which is nonstandard. To me, that result would not be good enough and plus I'd still be recommended finasteride at that stage too to maintain the donor. I am really one of the worst here because I saved up enough for a North America hair transplant and I don't have the donor. I had it all ready to go but realized that fully bald crown would not be age appropriate for me. Guys on here who have good donor should be very happy and they should, in my opinion, get their hair transplant and move on from this hair loss nonsense.

so then get a hair system

 

[Norwoody]

Just take roids bro

Doesn't even mean you will respond to them, and even if you do you'll just be an overcompensating b**ch

 

[Caillou]

Beard wig

Huh?

 

[doubleindemnity]

so then get a hair system

Excuse was listed earlier in this thread. I am very scared.