Cancer vs male pattern baldness? Wow. This is an insane comparison. The vast majority of men are completely fine with their balding/baldness. Being bald doesn't kill your body, doesn't cause you physical pain and suffering, will not make you go through chemotherapy which often time is worse than painful death itself. If any of you guys ever had cancer, your hair would be the least of your worries. Get over yourselves. It is truly pathetic.