Anyone Just Consider Suicide? Why The Hell Not?

[blackg]

And yet another "I'm gonna kill myself" thread by Bobster. Worse than Disney sequels.

I thought a person like you would sympathise with Bobster's plight.

 

[Dench57]

Has anyone on this forum actually castrated themselves?

quite a lot actually. some nutjobs in the anti-androgen section

i tried cutting my balls off but they were too big

 

[buckthorn]

Bucky, I am not going anywhere yet because I look forward to what your next post will say.

awe, that was nice Doctor! If I ever castrate myself, I am coming over with a bottle of wine.

 

[buckthorn]

i tried cutting my balls off but they were too big

anything is possible. Get a crew with a crane and 48" chainsaw. stop slacking dude. #hairiseverything.

 

[DoctorHouse]

awe, that was nice Doctor! If I ever castrate myself, I am coming over with a bottle of wine.

I appreciate the gesture. However, I would rather you bring that new cute "dog" of yours instead. I am more into heavy petting. Wine bottles are made of glass and that just ain't gonna "cut" it for me.

 

[hanginginthewire]

Out of curiosity: how old are you ?

37. Been balding (admittedly) slowly, diffusely with recession since about 22.

 

[FutureSaitama]

What were your sides?

Finasteride made me feel very depressed as well and anxious.

Low libido, watery sperm and loss of morning erections.

 

[Bobster231]

Low libido, watery sperm and loss of morning erections.

Did your sides go away?

 

[FutureSaitama]

Did your sides go away?

Yes, i also started taking cabergoline which i think it helped ALOT. While i was taking caber 0.5 it was like i was on v****. Im taking cabergoline because I also have hyperprolactinemia.

 

[rclark]

I cant tolerate Finasteride because of horrific side effects. Minoxidil does sh*t.

A hair transplant is useless because it's not gonna stop my hair loss.

I'm a diffuse Norwood 3 V.

I'm fucked.

If you're not doing it already, try lifting weights for at least twenty minutes a day. I would highly recommend aerobic activity,
intense activity for at least twenty minutes, to have positive effects. It boosts serotonin levels.

Competitive sports are the best way to naturally build up our hormones.

Completely understand where you're coming from. I feel that way lots of times.

 

[blackg]

Are you a ghost? 'Cause I thought you were going to kill yourself? You claimed you were going to commit suicide in some multi-page thread and then logged out of your account for three months (+ deleted your twitter and YouTube accounts (?)). Multiple members were concerned about you, posted on the threads to see if you were okay. The overwhelming odds are you saw these and kept following the threads (albeit perhaps sporadically). You let these people believe you had topped yourself, faked your suicide to a f*****g internet hair loss forum just to fuel your own narcissism/ego/pathetic need for attention. You owe this forum an apology. Big time.

There is some truth in this. While I disagree somewhat with your harsh assessment, I also think that Bobster should at least acknowledge that some of us here on the forum were really concerned for him (myself being one of them).

Maybe it's not so much narcissism coming from Bobster, I truly believe he felt like dying when he said he would.
Perhaps now he is a little too embarrassed by it all and that's why he wont acknowledge it by apologizing.

 

[rclark]

Fascinating stuff Dr. Bob

1982 stupid posts by Dench57.

Dench57, why don't you kill yourself?

That way, we wouldn't have to read the stupid sh*t you post.

Your just Fred's cheerleader.

 

[blackg]

1982 stupid posts by Dench57.

Dench57, why don't you kill yourself?

That way, we wouldn't have to read the stupid sh*t you post.

Your just Fred's cheerleader.

What the f***!
What's your problem and seeming obsession with Dench?

He is one of the most entertaining posters here.

Also, you shouldn't tell people to kill themselves.
It's totally irresponsible.

 

[Rudiger]

1982 stupid posts by Dench57.

Dench57, why don't you kill yourself?

That way, we wouldn't have to read the stupid sh*t you post.

Your just Fred's cheerleader.

Dench's passive and sarcastic retorts to the stupidity posted on here are pretty much perfect, maybe you don't quite get the humour and see it as lazy just because it's short and sweet.

And well considering your sense of "humour" (alias "Jesus" who breaks character constantly and has an irrelevant username to this on-off-again persona, making it all even more confusing) I'd say he should probably take your disapproval of his entertainment as more of a compliment than anything.

Also I've rarely seen him ever acknowledge Fred except to sometimes shoot him down. Maybe you just like writing stuff for the sake of it, I guess that's part of your evolving "humour".

 

[Dench57]

Are you a ghost? 'Cause I thought you were going to kill yourself? You claimed you were going to commit suicide in some multi-page thread and then logged out of your account for three months (+ deleted your twitter and YouTube accounts (?)). Multiple members were concerned about you, posted on the threads to see if you were okay. The overwhelming odds are you saw these and kept following the threads (albeit perhaps sporadically). You let these people believe you had topped yourself, faked your suicide to a f*****g internet hair loss forum just to fuel your own narcissism/ego/pathetic need for attention. You owe this forum an apology. Big time.

@h.l. wrap your head around this one, Bobstergate is the gift that keeps on giving

Edit: Just seen your post above, we might have to tag team this one

 

[Dench57]

1982 stupid posts by Dench57.

Dench57, why don't you kill yourself?

That way, we wouldn't have to read the stupid sh*t you post.

Your just Fred's cheerleader.

Had to click unignore content to engage with this bag of sh*t

The bit that hurts me the most from your post isn't the asking me to kill myself. Lord knows that's fair game and it's certainly a question worth asking after close to 3 years of shitposting, tired gifs and regurgitated memes on a hairloss forum.

It's the reference to my post count that really hurts me rclark. For what is life without a favorable post/like ratio? Those cold, unflinching numbers are a painful reminder of what I've lost thanks to @David_MPN 's moment of madness. Some serious f*****g manhours went into that Tinder thread as @Dante92 and @CopeForLife can confirm. For a few days, nothing could touch me. It was euphoric, and I was locking eyes with chicks everywhere I went. Knowing the amount of likes I was racking up in that thread with banger after banger. There were fleeting moments where I touched the face of God. I saw the gestalt materialize before me. I walked with a spring in my step, tipped my imaginary hat to strangers, helped old ladies across the road. I cooked up some of the spiciest, frostiest, dankest memes that my limited mind could conjure. I'm talking f*****g blood, sweat and tears. I sacrificed everything to make my mark on that thread. And for what? All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. As you said - time to die.

Your just Fred's cheerleader

@WhitePolarBear

I've been called many things but this one might be my favourite

 

[sunchyme1]

t's a painful reminder of what I've lost thanks to @David_MPN 's moment of madness.

did david delete that thread? i thought he just closed it?

 

[blackg]

How does David have all this power to take away people's "likes"?

I sense another Jewish conspiracy. (joking Dave)

 

[sunchyme1]

How does David have all this power to take away people's "likes"?

I sense another Jewish conspiracy. (joking Dave)

Rick was right! f*****g jews. all those likes gone forever

seriously tho, why was it deleted?

 

[EvilLocks]

Surely, your life and being can't be so meaningless as to give it up for some hair loss. Life is beautiful and there is more to it than just hair.

Maybe you should make a profile on HerAlopecia.com, you'd fit right in. I'm sure they'll be more than welcoming of a man such as you.