Bald Robert Pattinson / Taylor Lautner

seb

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cuebald said:
they are both ugly men, I don't get it, why do girls find them so? they look haggard.

BTW the guy I know who gets the most pussy isn't a dark handsome type; he has blonde wavy hair, pale skin , a tiny nose and a girl like face, yet girls go for him more than anyone else. why is this?

The blond,wavy hair....the guy looks like fun.
 

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Patterson looks like a boy next door,mothers little soldier,someone who will treat a woman well.....whilst still having that dark,brooding look.A good looking lad.
 

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Ori83 said:
the guy on the left with hair looks weird and very unattractive (ofc take that statement with a grain of salt coming from a grown straight guy)... david beckham is what i would consider a good/great looking guy. or brad pitt
I don't think either of these two are held in anywhere the same regard as Brad Pitt though. Again, not an expert on male aesthetics, but I can see where the appeal comes from. They are young, reasonably tall and good looking overall. That Lautner guy doesn't seem to have a half bad body either. This reminds me of a discussion I had with a girl the other day when she kept insisting Kristen Stewart is ugly. Different tastes and all but there is no way in hell she is not at the very least above average looking by any standards really. This black&white kind of thinking seems to be quite common when it comes to physical attractiveness.
 
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Kristen Stewart may not be in a group of the hottest women out there, but she's definitely not ugly. I certainly wouldn't mind her in my bed :ididit:.
She has very big ears though.

I think that some women would similarly consider guys mentioned on these forums attractive, despite us throwing sh*t at them.

It's all about different tastes, and also women have other rating system for men's appeal than men have for men :gay:
 

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i don't get what's all the fuss about Brad Pitt tho. he's certainly good looking and above average, but people often act like he's some kind of god and i fail to see what's so exceptional about him.
 

uncomfortable man

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Fame or not, male pattern baldness can take any hollywood heart throb and transform him into a weird looking creep. That is the point.
 

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He's kind of genericly ideal like a human version of barbies Ken doll.
 

s.a.f

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Ok this is getting really :gay:
 

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Exodus2011 said:
Brad-Pitt-Hot-Pictures-.jpg

Where can I get a goatee like that.....
 

slipy

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not impressed tbh. i think i'd rather choose my own face, but with good hair of course.
 

s.a.f

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If your face is better than Brads you dont need hair. :whistle:
 

slipy

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naw, i wouldn't claim i meet the criteria of having a better face than that of Bradley Pete. it's a matter of opinion. but im relatively content with the face i have to not want to trade it for anyone elses. i just never saw what set him apart from the other hollywood actors looks wise.

although generally male pattern baldness can ruin even the best looking faces (with some exceptions) so even someone like Brad needs his hair.
 

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Brad Pitt with no hair would still look better than the majority of men. I really don't see why would someone so content with the face they have also fall in the "male pattern baldness is the end of the world" camp :dunno:

Kind of reminds me of a guy on another hair loss forum that insisted as long as he has hair he looks better than Cristiano Ronaldo and would never ever trade places with him even with all the talent/fame that goes with it. And yet the guy objectively looked below average at best, with or without hair.
 

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Maystor said:
Brad Pitt with no hair would still look better than the majority of men. I really don't see why would someone so content with the face they have also fall in the "male pattern baldness is the end of the world" camp :dunno:

why i fall in that camp? because im a different type of good looking, im not the masculine handsome type, im the boyish cute type. i have a joung, boyish looking face and a very skinny body. someone who falls in this category is extreamly unsuited for baldness and simply put would just look like a freak bald.

get it?
 

slipy

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gah i suppose i went a little bit too far, or at least led someone to misinterpret what i said, which resulted in Brad pitt worshipers jumping down my throat.
what i meant was when your face is decent enough and youre used to it theres really no reason for wanting to suddenly wake up with it traded for that of some celebrity. mine only works combined with hair tho.

Exodus2011 said:
strong no homo

i think it's a massive yes homo in your case. look here:

http://www.welovemetal.com/devintownsend.jpg

feelin less wanky now?
 

slipy

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im a relatively humble guy, i just want to be reasonably happy with myself and comfortable in my own skin, instead of getting approached 24/7.

you feel me?
 
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