Bald Robert Pattinson / Taylor Lautner

[slipy]

BANNED

 

[seb]

im a relatively humble guy, i just want to be reasonably happy with myself and comfortable in my own skin, instead of getting approached 24/7.

you feel me?

I fully inderstand slipy.

 

[slipy]

and you see over here it's always woman dis, woman dat.

but the protection given by full head of hair is a important thing to have during social interactions. having nothing up there makes you very vulnerable, a fact left unrecognized by many. the consequnces go beyond just becoming unattractive to many woman, as if that alone wouldn't be bad enough.

 

[Jockson]

Aren't you only a NW2.5, slipy? How would you know all that?

 

[slipy]

im Norwood 2,5, or Norwood 3, depending on who's observing.

i know people well enough and possess enough sense to know what is to be expected from them.

 

[seb]

im Norwood 2,5, or Norwood 3, depending on who's observing.

i know people well enough and possess enough sense to know what is to be expected from them.

where do you live?

 

[slipy]

im Norwood 2,5, or Norwood 3, depending on who's observing.

i know people well enough and possess enough sense to know what is to be expected from them.

where do you live?

 

[seb]

im Norwood 2,5, or Norwood 3, depending on who's observing.

i know people well enough and possess enough sense to know what is to be expected from them.

where do you live?

Russia.

 

[slipy]

no man. im from the small dark green teritory. were the little neighboors of Russia that they want to squash.
we were part of the soviet union (unwilllingly) untill it's deterioration.

 

[seb]

no man. im from the small dark green teritory. were the little neighboors of Russia that they want to squash.
we were part of the soviet union (unwilllingly) untill it's deterioration.

Greenland?...If so,didnt denmark own that.

 

[slipy]

no im from Latvia. i see you have some trouble with the geography of Europe :uglylol:

why did you ask anyways?

 

[seb]

no im from Latvia. i see you have some trouble with the geography of Europe :uglylol:

why did you ask anyways?

Sorry,I do know geography,I was looking at the above circle,not the black mark.

 

[slipy]

but it still wud be awesome to have hot girls approach YOU

SHOOOOTTTTTT

not if they're annoying or just plain dumb, unless they're all sex no talk.

dang i heard eastern european are tough as nails 0_0

not if we use me as an example, im a little f*****.

olga kurylenko (girl from james bond)

hothothotfapfapfap

 

[gravesen]

I'm sure you've all heard the expression 'beer goggles'.

Well gentlemen, welcome to 'fame goggles'. Those two bell-ends, if they weren't famous, would blend in with rest of us.

I always lol when i read those kind of messages.

How about the thousands of famous/rich celebrities that girls don't find attractives ?

If Robert Pattinson was a non celebrity, he would still have a huge amount of success with women.