Balding Nightmare Fuel Thread. Post Your Most Shocking Experiences.

[Dsport]

I went on a date with someone, took my ballcap off, and she laughed

At the park with my kids, I had some cops come up to me asking if I was there father. They told me a woman called because I didn't look like their father, they didn't say it but it was because of how bald I am. I got mistaken for a pedo.

 

[GornMyson]

I went on a date with someone, took my ballcap off, and she laughed

 

[CharAblaze]

You should have cut her throat and laughed at her attempt at breathing. Or stabbed her in the c*** with a butcher knife, depending on what you think it's funnier.

I think that you may be turning batshit insane. I can't blame you, sometimes I want to watch the world burn for the pain it is causing me. But to go that far, dude are you really okay? That's some serial killer level sh*t.

 

[Dontwannabeabetabob]

LOL Don't worry, I'm a quite stable (LAME PUN ALERT) person. I only read many horror novels, and most of the metaphors I use come from them, like my comment. It's from a very creepy italian thriller novel.

I would never harm anyone, don't worry. Despite everything I might say, it's been always the other way around: I've never hurt anyone, and I'm always paranoid about offending someone without knowing it, but people gladly hurt me without care nor remorse.

Deep down you seem like a sweet heart bro. People can be shitty, anyone who treats someone like sh*t based on appearance is terrible. Keep your head up dude.

 

[Dontwannabeabetabob]

I learned to shrug it off: when you're ugly, whatever you do, you'll be wrong or make things worse. I pretend not to care, I don't react and simply try to forget about it by thinking about my hobbies. It's all about protecting your peace of mind.

Genetics condemned me to play the part of the loser on the pathetic, unfair stage of life, and I shall.

Man I have a hard time believing you're as ugly as you portray. If there's no helping you then don't give a f*** anymore! See that cute girl passing by you at the market? f*** it bro, giver her a smile. You never know what could happen. Not everyone is a cookie cut of what you or anyone believes, there's people who aren't vain. Balding sucks but it's not the end of the world, good to hear you have hobbies. That's important.

 

[Dontwannabeabetabob]

Every single act of kindness I made was paid back with backstabbing or humiliations. An ugly guy smiling at a woman is regarded as creepy/loser/potential rapist. And yes, I am that ugly. I don't care about women, I gave up on them more than 6 years ago, all I ask is being respected or ignored. I've always shown NOTHING BUT respect and kindness, all I got was pain and misery.

Where do you live? Sounds like some place I'd like to avoid. How I was brought up is to treat everyone with respect as long as they give the same, plain and simple. I don't care if you've got 4 teeth, ghost white skin,300 lbs, and you're bald you strike a convo with me I'll talk back, I'll give respect. Keep being a respectable man, I know it's hard after it not being reciprocated but those don't matter and never will.

 

[karankaran]

that's true. people don't think it's a big deal to laugh about that stuf but it's really hurtful. which part of michigan did this happen in?

Ann Arbor.

 

[Dench57]

Man I have a hard time believing you're as ugly as you portray. If there's no helping you then don't give a f*** anymore! See that cute girl passing by you at the market? f*** it bro, giver her a smile. You never know what could happen.

 

[PappinAce]

Ann Arbor.

that's where i'm from! there are a surprising amount of *** holes for a liberal college town. there was also the racist uber incident at U of M.

 

[Dsport]

You should have cut her throat and laughed at her attempt at breathing. Or stabbed her in the c*** with a butcher knife, depending on what you think it's funnier.

How about cut her throat and then use it for a c***

 

[Dsport]

He is obviosly using hyperbole, not much different than hospital humor

I think that you may be turning batshit insane. I can't blame you, sometimes I want to watch the world burn for the pain it is causing me. But to go that far, dude are you really okay? That's some serial killer level sh*t.

 

[Dontwannabeabetabob]

Btw what's with the obsession with lookism on these forums? I see it a lot, it's funny how guys claim they'll never touch anyone 8 or lower when they're more than likely mildly average themselves... And what if you do get that 8,9, or 10? She's gonna leave you because you've never touched a woman, you'll have no idea what to even do with her.

 

[karankaran]

that's where i'm from! there are a surprising amount of *** holes for a liberal college town. there was also the racist uber incident at U of M.

Cool! But yeah, there are a greater number of assholes here than one would expect. I love the town but rude people get on my nerves. And of late, I have been experiencing these people more than before. I am seriously considering moving out at the end of this summer.

 

[CopeForLife]

Btw what's with the obsession with lookism on these forums? I see it a lot, it's funny how guys claim they'll never touch anyone 8 or lower when they're more than likely mildly average themselves... And what if you do get that 8,9, or 10? She's gonna leave you because you've never touched a woman, you'll have no idea what to even do with her.

That's because looks don't matter.

You can score anyone on the spectrum from 1 to 10 with developed personality and charisma.

 

[scorpiolove]

Here's my recent hair loss nightmare story, the wind was blowing, I probably farted j/k
and I was trying to catch a cab,
I held on to my hat for dear life! went inside the cab and gave a sigh(gundam style) of relief that no one saw my norwood 6, it was truly a menacing experience

 

[Dante92]

That's because looks don't matter.

You can score anyone on the spectrum from 1 to 10 with developed personality and charisma.

It's just like the Destruction skill in Skryim, good to know.

 

[Rudiger]

Here's my recent hair loss nightmare story, the wind was blowing, I probably farted j/k

Gd 1 m8.

But I take back my mockery if you aren't Western cultured.

 

[blackg]

Gd 1 m8.

But I take back my mockery if you aren't Western cultured.

Hi.
Your new name, "Rudiger" or whatever it is, does not roll off the tongue quite as easy as "h.l."

You should consider going back to your original username.

 

[rclark]

Hi.
Your new name, "Rudiger" or whatever it is, does not roll off the tongue quite as easy as "h.l."

You should consider going back to your original username.

Rudedigger, now that would be easier name to remember. Although, h.i. @h.i. could do things with. Like
put a marijuana leaf next to, and change his name to "very high". Something Irish sounding about that, but I really
don't know what. (I'm Irish myself. Now excuse me, as I get some whiskey....).

 

[CharAblaze]

Yesterday, a 30 year old woman asked me if I was an university professor she was looking for. Fun times.

A bit of off-topic, but I was watching the new season of Twin Peaks today and I started overthinking.
What a shitty fate the main charachter had, he was cursed to sit in a mythical realm doing nothing and aging for decades forgeting who he even was. It was worse than death.

Suddenly as I was watching I realized that I'm in exactly the same situation right now as he was and noticed that due to baldness at such a young age I started forgetting who I was. My personality is totally gone. I'm not allowed to be the same person who I was and should be. It is as If I'm being judged for my sins that were not that great. Yet, when I put efforts to remember myself 4 years ago I burst out into f*****g tears. I'm turning into an automated machine and my brain cells are dying(I can accomplish way less than I used to 1 year ago, maybe I'm sick), looking less and less like myself as the days pass. I'm 22 and I already feel very old.