Balds Dudes In Stadium Crowd Of Euro 2016.

[Dante92]

I must admit, I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

 

[Austin:316]

For someone whose first language is not english I think Saurabhaj speaks it damn well. Leaning another language is something that not many have the intelligence to do. I definitely don't. And he seems to be one of few, if not the only one, who says things that are actually worth reading while most others on here regurgitate the same bitter impossible-to-stomach crap over and over.

 

[blackg]

It was funny, guys. But let's not pile on. Saurabaj is doing an admirable job with a foreign language that obviously isn't his mother tongue.

 

[Rudiger]

What the f*** this wasn't even that funny.

 

[whatevr]

I see this often on online forums. The Americans and the British complaining when someone speaks less than perfect English, when they themselves likely can't even speak a second language.

I understood him just fine, and I speak Croatian.

You should try making a forum post in Indian, on an Indian forum. See how you get on. And don't give me that bull about English being the international language. It is just as hard for him to learn English as it would be for you to learn Indian (or any other language).

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

What the f*** this wasn't even that funny.

It wasn't going to be. It became funny due to Saurabhaj's violently antagonistic response to a constructive suggestion.

If he had just said, "I don't have time right now" or "I'm trying my best" there would have been no laughter. He turned violent, started insulting people and initiating fights, and said any problem has to be with others (a common character flaw).

It's his weak punches that made people laugh, and personally I was in tears from the laughter.

I see this often on online forums. The Americans and the British complaining when someone speaks less than perfect English, when they themselves likely can't even speak a second language.

I understood him just fine, and I speak Croatian.

You should try making a forum post in Indian, on an Indian forum. See how you get on. And don't give me that bull about English being the international language. It is just as hard for him to learn English as it would be for you to learn Indian (or any other language).

English is my second language, my mother tongue is French.

 

[Rudiger]

Maybe Saurabhaj really doesn't cope well with being ganged up on, but blaming everyone else for not understanding his very poor English was never going to help.

And don't give me that bull about English being the international language. It is just as hard for him to learn English as it would be for you to learn Indian (or any other language).

I agree with the rest of what you said but this isn't really bull, most people would love to know a 2nd language but countries with English as a first language have notoriously shitty education for learning other languages, probably because the culture is- it doesn't really matter, so f*** it just give them some useless grammatical exam to pass so they can forget everything they were beginning to learn.

 

[whatevr]

I agree with the rest of what you said but this isn't really bull, most people would love to know a 2nd language but countries with English as a first language have notoriously shitty education for learning other languages, probably because the culture is- it doesn't really matter, so f*** it just give them some useless grammatical exam to pass so they can forget everything they were beginning to learn.

I wasn't really "taught" how to speak English at this level in a school.
I wasn't taught decent German in a school either.

So it's not just English-speaking countries who have a poor reputation for teaching other languages. I don't really think you can properly learn a language in a school environment anyway. You want to learn? Go watch TV shows in that language. Read books written in it. Write in it. Attempt to talk to people and hear it over and over on a daily basis.

That's the only way to really learn. In that sense, it's commendable that he's on an international forum practicing his English. I get it that it's funny to the guys here and they're putting him down for a cheap laugh, but I bet they wouldn't like being on the receiving end of it if, say, Indian was the international language and they had to go to an Indian forum to discuss hair loss.

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

Maybe Saurabhaj really doesn't cope well with being ganged up on

He initiated hostilities prior to being ganged up on.

 

[Rudiger]

I wasn't really "taught" how to speak English at this level in a school.
I wasn't taught decent German in a school either.

So it's not just English-speaking countries who have a poor reputation for teaching other languages. I don't really think you can properly learn a language in a school environment anyway. You want to learn? Go watch TV shows in that language. Read books written in it. Write in it. Attempt to talk to people and hear it over and over on a daily basis.

That's the only way to really learn. In that sense, it's commendable that he's on an international forum practicing his English. I get it that it's funny to the guys here and they're putting him down for a cheap laugh, but I bet they wouldn't like being on the receiving end of it if, say, Indian was the international language and they had to go to an Indian forum to discuss hair loss.

You can't compare a person growing up in Croatia as having the same start in life for learning languages as someone in Britain, America, Australia etc. It's like giving a teenager a tennis racket instead of when they were a toddler.

And I think Saurabhaj's English has got worse since he's been here.

 

[Austin:316]

What the f*** this wasn't even that funny.

Little things please little minds.

 

[Austin:316]

Laughter is one of the best thing in life, maybe even better than sex.

I laugh easily, but that doesn't mean I'm a moron.

If you think this thread was hilarious than I would say you are a moron. And earlier you said you didn't understand Saurabhaj's comment to you. This one: "You are the only user on this forum who speaks the same sh*t..
I am tall,i am tall,i am tall.
Girls,girl's, girls..sh*t
You dont have anything to contribute to my post..."

Since you couldn't understand it and I understood it fine let me explain it you. Nearly every post you make is you talking about how successful you are with women. "I've got 4 dates this week... I have sex with plenty of women.... I've no problem getting women." It is constant. The people who usually do the most bragging are the ones who really have the least to brag about. If you were really as successful with women as you claim to be you would not feel the need to go on an internet forum and boast about it. You work it into any conversation you can. It's pretty pathetic, to be honest.

 

[Rudiger]

"They're jealous" - mantra of the most deluded of idiots.

 

[Wolf Pack]

Lets get back on track and cut out the continued attacks on Saurabhaj. It's not his native language and either way we understand what he roughly says. I know for some of you guys English is not a native language and you speak it well, but people have different opportunities in life. Learning a language as a kid is easier or growing up in an environment where you don't hear any English on TV for example, makes it much harder. My understanding is he is a Doctor in India so he is bright. Maybe when he was much younger, internet access was limited due to resources or not being widespread which would curb learning.

All this is irrelevant. We wouldn't like to be put in a situation where people were mocking us for not speaking a language well. He is trying. Saurabhaj if you could ignore people attacking you repeatedly it would be better too.

 

[Rudiger]

If you weren't jealous, you would not say that I'm lying.

What's funny is that there is nothing extraordinary abour my claims.

And that makes you look even more insecure.

I've told the most embarrassing stories here before. Hell I admit to going to prostitutes.

But yeah I'm obviously writing BS. Because there would be so much benefit in that.

I was rejected on my last two dates by the way. "Liar! You got laid!". Ah no, that doesn't work when I fail, then it must be true.

Fred you've said many times before that the events in your life have been unbelievable, you've said you've been told how your life should be a book. Now when people don't believe you, you get all pissy over it?

There's nothing extraordinary about a guy getting laid, but your story of being a virgin for so long, getting laid a lot for months before giving up, going into inceldom over baldness (despite having lost your virginity when bald in the first place) and hey- everything from there since. It all sounds so crazy, it would be absolutely mental for a guy to keep track of 79 first dates or whatever you claim.

And I've said it many times before, what actually made me not believe you was finding out how little women you've slept with. Considering the impression you give, and the numbers when put together, it was only 20 or something (at the time) when the topic came up.

If you had said 70 I probably wouldn't have doubted it, oddly enough, but nothing with you, makes, any, sense.

So you've ignored the points I've just made there at least a handful of times, and here's another one- why did I believe you for many months, at least a handful, I debated with you based on the assumption you're telling the truth, why was I able to believe then? Did I go incel and jealous overnight?

Your logic on me or others being incel and jealous is totally flawed here, much like your "stories".

It's a lot more simple logic than you make it out to be, the reality is "Callin me incel?! No you're incel!" and that's it.

 

[Austin:316]

I'm sorry if it makes you, h.l. and OP feel insecure.

I think it's your own insecurity that is causing you to come out with it constantly. And even if you are telling the truth do you really have to make a point of working it into every post you make? You are trying extremely hard to impress people, a clear cut sign of deep-rooted insecurity.

 

[Rudiger]

I didn't ask for the f*****g numbers you imbecile, you just totally on purpose missed every point I just made because you can't deal with it.

 

[Rudiger]

Everything! The virgin until 21, gave up on sex for a year and a half then got a hair transplant, short term girlfriends, long term girlfriends, cheating while going out with long term girlfriends, f*****g girls overseas, and the number was only 20- that doesn't add up. It should be way more.

I'm not saying 20 or 27 whatever the f*** it is, is a low number by normal standards, I'm saying from the stupidly massive claims you've made, this is a ridiculously low number.

Not to mention the 3 months you were too busy to have cheat on your girlfriend but spent several hours a day on here.

Just take a step back Fred, I'll post a quote from a previous post of mine, re-capping your story, tell me that you would easily believe the following considering it's from a random stranger on the internet:

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So he was aggressively bald from a young age, I'm not sure what Norwood by late teens early 20's, but I think he was practically completely bald or very thin. He wasn't a stud up until the age of 21, then he literally just talked to girls, no jokes or compliments, just basic conversation, and couldn't believe how easy it was to pull, he then had a LOT of sexual experiences... for 6 months.

Then he got depressed over his baldness (which I guess was already there when he finally started "trying" anyway) and didn't pull for like, a year and a half?

Then got a hair transplant at age 23, and is now 26 (or was some months ago when this whole story became unfurled to me), has had time to have his current girlfriend for like over a year, I think at least one other girlfriend before that (actually I think even MORE than a few, Fred?!), and been on a gigantic amount of dates and had sexual experiences in his lifetime total 3 and a half years of trying.

My rough calculation from what he said once worked out to like 2 first dates a week in that time (which I believe he didn't reply to) and that's not including the year he was with his girlfriend which presumably doesn't count.

Maybe it seems a bit sad I remember this all so well but no way- in my defence, what a story! I thought it was weird enough when he talked about numerous sexual encounters and then found out he lost his virginity at 21, so that gave 5 years, and then he threw this other year and a half plot thickener in so casually in another thread, it was just like, wow, this could be a really bad movie.

 

[Rudiger]

I'm sure you can piece it all together whether it's true or not, it won't prove anything but knock yourself out.

I still don't get why you claimed you were too busy to cheat on your girlfriend when you clearly weren't, that's a lie.

You also haven't explained your logic behind me being incel- I went from believing everything you said to suddenly not (as soon as you said this 20 number) and your logic is "must not believe me because of insecurity", then why was I so secure before that moment?

Makes no sense, Fred, simply doesn't. You also used to engage with my own experiences with women and didn't show any signs of not believing, so it all boils down to this- I call you a liar, for damn good reason, and you call me a liar, for no reason other than I called you one.

Pretty sad.

 

[EvilLocks]

You want me to go from the beginning? I might actually do that .

Yes, yes, do that *grabs popcorn*