In fairness to Saurab, I'm going to try and translate his opening post into standard English so that others may get to see what he had to say. I'm not completely sure if this is accurate, but it's an attempt on my part:
I've been watching the UEFA on television. I've seen a lot of beautiful, handsome bald men in the stands. I feel jealous, when I watch cricket matches on Indian television, I never get the pleasure of seeing beautiful bald men in the stands.
This difference is surprising to me. In India, we don't get the same opportunities. It's really rare to be privileged enough to see a beautiful bald man on the television.
The bald goalkeeper for Hungary looks really good. I'm sad that Hungary got eliminated.