Clothes That Look Good/bad On Bald Men

cocohot

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What are "young people clothes" that you can still wear when you're bald? Clothes that don't say "trying to hard" or make you look 50? In terms of fashion young is under 35 I think. I'm not talking fancy clothes, just normal clothes.

You can't really dress like a university student anymore when you're bald, it just doesn't look good without hair for some reason. Definitely can't wear shirts with slogans or dress like a music fan. A suit definitely still looks good though but you obviously can't wear that everywhere unless you're a james bond.

Suggestions?
 

Dante92

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Yes, this hooded sweater

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What are "young people clothes" that you can still wear when you're bald? Clothes that don't say "trying to hard" or make you look 50? In terms of fashion young is under 35 I think. I'm not talking fancy clothes, just normal clothes.

You can't really dress like a university student anymore when you're bald, it just doesn't look good without hair for some reason. Definitely can't wear shirts with slogans or dress like a music fan. A suit definitely still looks good though but you obviously can't wear that everywhere unless you're a james bond.

Suggestions?

lucky brand khakis are nice, and CK is my man main for underwear and shirts. Also, get tattoos all over your face. :p
 

Patrick_Bateman

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Get fitted clothes, you can never wear clothes that does not fit you as a bald man. That will make you look like a slob. I also stay away from bright colors and big logos/letters on shirts.
 

Saurabhaj

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I'm getting sick of all this, Bald men can't do this, bald men can't do that.

Just wear whatever you want.
f*** what society believes we should look like.


Black G..people will get another chance to have a joke behind bald man.
 

shookwun

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Wear a black cap.
 

blackg

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Get fitted clothes, you can never wear clothes that does not fit you as a bald man. That will make you look like a slob. I also stay away from bright colors and big logos/letters on shirts.
Hang on... Why the "stay away from bright colours and big logos on t shirts"?
Would that be behaving out of place?
Getting too far ahead of ourselves?

I forgot ... the bald man should look as bland and inoffensive as possible so as to not upset the status quo.

Be barely seen and definitely not heard.
 

Afro_Vacancy

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In all seriousness there is no clothing style for bald men.

Clothing should depend on your socioeconomic status, body type, skin colour, hair colour, your age, and your environment.

This is a strange thread.
 

shookwun

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Who cares.



Clothing is irrelevant.


I dress poor. I buy my clothes from second hand stores, and typically only shop in the sale section at clothing stores. However, I make a lot of money.


What matters is your physique, even more so when you are balding. Skinky dudes who are balding look sick, pale and weak. Fat dudes look grotesque.
 

Dante92

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I'm getting sick of all this, Bald men can't do this, bald men can't do that.

Just wear whatever you want.
f*** what society believes we should look like.

Precisely, we should all wear what we want.

You want to wear a fedora? Do it.

You want to dress like Pikachu? Do it.

You want to wear a sad frog sweater? Send me an e-mail, I sell them. Special discount for baldies. ;)
 

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