Clothes That Look Good/bad On Bald Men

Afro_Vacancy

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Half these guys might be bald:

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Let's not leave out @EvilLocks

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Patrick_Bateman

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I'm getting sick of all this, Bald men can't do this, bald men can't do that.

Just wear whatever you want.
f*** what society believes we should look like.
Cocohot asked for clothing tips, while everyone else was making jokes I gave him some tips. And yes, a bald man can do anything he wants. But, you are fooling yourself if you think a bald man can pull of as many styles as a fullhead.
 

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Cocohot asked for clothing tips, while everyone else was making jokes I gave him some tips. And yes, a bald man can do anything he wants. But, you are fooling yourself if you think a bald man can pull of as many styles as a fullhead.

PB is right and my apologies to Cocohot for monkeying around with his thread.

Cocohot, as you are aware, finding a dress style that best compliments
your age and/or fashion acuity will require a bit of trial and error and sharp eye.
New clothes are not a prerequisite so long as your digs look fresh eg: aren't accidently stained, faded or torn (jeans are an exception).
Your basic points are covered

Once you find the "youthful style" you are attempting to achieve, the next major goal is
one that is commonly overlooked, but can surprisingly maximize your looks presentation/appearance.
This is learning how to compatibly marry color tone with skin tone/complexion. This part
may also require the most rigid amount of your patience and objectivity.
Here we are basically learning how to choose from the warm and cool color chart
the shade of color that best compliment our complexion.

When this skill (good color coordination/artistry) is mastered you'll realize how it can fashionably serve you added advantageously ,
in multiple subtle ways eg: highlight
your eyes, amp up your positive points and/or play down your less flattering points.

Lastly if you'll have any trouble with fit, get the manager of your favorite clothing store/dept.
and politely request their expertise. Don't ask a friend.:)
These days people are pretty much wearing what they wish. Everything once old is now new - therefore
I wouldn't get so preoccupied with the age appropriate concern. It's mind over matter anyhow
so if you don't mind, is all that matters.
 
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Absolutely nobody will take this seriously because black bald guys look way better than white bald guys, but here's along the lines of what I'd think:

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But on the other hand that's good fashion for any guy. It does show a little thought and imagination though.
 

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Possibly but you can get a similar style for cheaper. A good watch is a must though, minimum 300-400 dollars.
 

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More seriously:

1) It's a great outfit, but it's unrelated to the guy's baldness. It would look just as good if he had hair.
2) The top works for him because he has a fantastic body underneath. Great shoulders, biceps, and pectoral muscles. The top emphasizes that.
3) He's not wearing an undershirt, he's wearing an expensive sweater directly on the skin That implies that he has low perspiration.
4) I doubt that watch matters or that most women or even men care about your watch. It depends on your environment, at my workplace the most common watch is the "fitbit". Do you work in the city of london?
 

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By the way it's actually 2 different outfits really, but it's along the same line of style. I'm still in the dressing young stage, logo's, writing, I can still get away with it and nobody thinks I'm close to 29 years old, but maybe in the next year (especially if I lose more hair, although that seems unlikely right now) I'll have to start thinking about adapting my style.

I still wear professional stuff at work but my friends would probably crack up if I started dressing like the above, even though I've had some friends who dress like that, most people are used to me dressing like I'm just out of college.

I have a fitbit and I know London well enough, and you are probably right there and it's something I haven't really taken into account before. But certainly I just feel better wearing a nice watch.

I did say directly after posting the picture that it's practically irrelevant if he's bald or not, but hey there is no specific fashion for bald guys, may as well offer something that works for every guy. There's pretty much only fashion that doesn't work for bald guys, dressing sloppy only works for casual fullheads who display their "confidence" by throwing on whatever shirt they find and not giving a f***, bald guys don't get away with that.
 

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Haha... Style advice. Are we now in the women's section of the forum?
 

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Ahh, sh*t here we go... Sarcasm, h.l., sarcasm. Those comments were actually a dig at bygone attitudes.
Now, for the record.. I, myself like to look the best I can when I go out. Although, it's tough.
All the stars have to align perfectly for my *** to look half decent when I enter an establishment.

That includes, most importantly.. dim lighting.
 

I.D WALKER

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Ahh, sh*t here we go... Sarcasm, h.l., sarcasm. Those comments were actually a dig at bygone attitudes.
Now, for the record.. I, myself like to look the best I can when I go out. Although, it's tough.
All the stars have to align perfectly for my *** to look half decent when I enter an establishment.

That includes, most importantly.. dim lighting.

Banter will survive
As long as Blackg is alive. ;)
 

Rudiger

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Fair enough blackg but I will point out I'm not the only one who confuses your "banter" as being serious, and above really isn't clear either so I won't take blame or be made to feel stupid/embarrassed for how you can't properly deliver a joke.
 

blackg

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Fair enough blackg but I will point out I'm not the only one who confuses your "banter" as being serious, and above really isn't clear either so I won't take blame or be made to feel stupid/embarrassed for how you can't properly deliver a joke.
Haha!! I love it, h.j.!!!
 

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blood stained jumpsuit, preferably teel with a yellow embroidered name tag that reads.... merle.
 

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20-25 with good hair? You can still dress like a teen and act young.

20-25 bald/balding? Start dressing like you're 35.
 
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