Got Laid Last! (a Couple More Words To Make This 7 Words)

DontWant2BeBald

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dude i'm just telling you what i see; i feel bad for you, i mean you are suffering and you come on here to get some comforting/supportive words and i end up telling you your hairloss is noticeable and i get that is not cool but you need to get on treatment. If you don't, your crown is going to get so thin that even concealer won't cover it up because the density won't be there (and then you'll have to grow your front hair even longer to comb it backwards which is going to look even more ridiculous). I mean, sorry to break it to you but a front to back combover is still a combover and it is not perceived very well by the ladies. Get on treatment before its too late man

Yea bruh I think you missed it, I was already on fina in the before pic for like 2 years and I found the cure to hairloss (which apparently no one wants to know). But anyway thank god I have restored my hair man, I mean you read the story, that chick would for sure not have had sex with me if I had a bald spot. I dont know why but hairloss is such an unattractive quality.

I feel really bad for you man, you havent had hair in so long you cant tell what wet hair even looks like anymore
 
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To be honest, it looks like a hair piece to me. Whatever the case @DontWant2BeBald , congrats on sorting your hairloss, but is there really any point in logging back onto an internet forum you're now obviously no longer in need of and crowing about it? It's like a guy being cured of cancer and then going back to MacMillan for a weekend to flip off his old ward buddies. Who does that?

P.S. Admin, isn't about time you blacklisted this joker?
 
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buckthorn

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To be honest, it looks like a hair piece to me. Whatever the case @DontWant2BeBald , congrats on sorting your hairloss, but is there really any point in logging back onto an internet forum you're now obviously no longer in need of and crowing about it? It's like a guy being cured of cancer and then going back to MacMillan for a weekend to flip off his old ward buddies. Who does that?

DBW, I actually really love your Haiku, but isn't it 5-7-5? I think you have an extra syllable in there. or am I wrong?
 

buckthorn

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You spotted that, huh? In my defence, it's still 17 syllables, but I cheated a little and went 5-8-4 yeah :p

either way, one of the best haikus I have ever read. :)
 

DontWant2BeBald

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To be honest, it looks like a hair piece to me. Whatever the case @DontWant2BeBald , congrats on sorting your hairloss, but is there really any point in logging back onto an internet forum you're now obviously no longer in need of and crowing about it? It's like a guy being cured of cancer and then going back to MacMillan for a weekend to flip off his old ward buddies. Who does that?

P.S. Admin, isn't about time you blacklisted this joker?

HOLY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

first I was just a full head who never hair hairloss, then the case was that I just grew my hair longer, then I grew it longer combed it back and used concealer, and finally now I am using a hair peace



You guys are just pure gold, you just cannot make up this kind of arrogant humour.
 

Hangin'on Hair

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Really guy? You dont see that the hair is wet

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Please get the surgery you need most

It's not wet. It's just perpetually greeeezy! Just like you. You seem like one of those greasy little douche bags. And your bragging that you got laid! First time I'm guessing.
 

DontWant2BeBald

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It's not wet. It's just perpetually greeeezy! Just like you. You seem like one of those greasy little douche bags. And your bragging that you got laid! First time I'm guessing.

Lmao I'm bragging about curing hairloss guy. I'm bragging about having a total babe run her hand through my hair continuously and tell me how amazingly thick it is. And let me tell you it felt great as she was doing it, I had a smile from ear to ear
 

DontWant2BeBald

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It looks like he's using copious amounts of concealer in his hair; i think that may be why he won't post a full resolution image, because he knows it would be obvious. Also, the density on the back is so low that he is being forced to comb his front hair backwards (which is a clear sign of desperation) but there is a gap that is obvious and will give his combover away instantly. I feel bad for him; it sounds that by coming on here he is trying to convince himself more than anything else but at the end of the day he is suffering from hairloss just like the rest of us and we should rally together and help him. This is someone who needs our help guys - he's hurting, i can tell this whole experience is very hard on him.


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I've got a cure for hairloss that works pretty darned good too!

Grows a little bit more than just hair though!

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BTW, @DBW You've got the best .sig lines on the whole forum!
 
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pics or it didnt happen

I'm still at work, but as soon as I get home I'll take a photo of my newly hormone-grown little bewbies , post it on Imgur and sent you a link so you can see that they're really happening OK?

They're almost an AA cup, definitely getting close to Tanner #3 scale.

You do realize I'm transgender and on hormone replacement therapy, right?
 

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DontWant2BeBald

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I'm still at work, but as soon as I get home I'll take a photo of my newly hormone-grown little bewbies , post it on Imgur and sent you a link so you can see that they're really happening OK?

They're almost an AA cup, definitely getting close to Tanner #3 scale.

You do realize I'm transgender and on hormone replacement therapy, right?

I was talking about your hair you pervert
 

DontWant2BeBald

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guys, don't pick on @DontWant2BeBald, he is only trying to help us. We should be thanking him for sharing his knowledge with us and enlightening us so we can have better lives. He's a nice guy, and he is going through some hard times just like all of us so be a bit more compassionate. So his cure for hairloss may not work for everyone but it is still valid. I mean, none of you ever thought of it before, so we have to give credit where credit is due. To figure out that growing your hair marginally longer and combing it backwards while applying a base layer of ground charcoal (concealer) takes time, effort and an above retardation level of IQ. You know what else it takes? It takes courage. Courage to grab the comb and slather gel on top of the concealer covered hair, risking the underside of your fingernails turning black with every application. This endeavor is not for the faint of heart.

You can all attack him, but i stand by @DontWant2BeBald - I am proud to say he is my friend and I hope you all can be a little more compassionate and help him through this very rough phase in his life. He doesn't have enough coping skills to deal with his hairloss at this point and he is fragile (mentally), so give him a pat on the back and thank him for his contributions to the site.

Thank you @DontWant2BeBald - you are not alone bruh and you get an A for effort.

from the other side this post is truly hilarious. To someone else reading this there is a level of uncertainty, like maybe youre full of sh*t but what if you're not. When I read it, I unintentionally put on a huge smile. You are a product of this forum, a clueless arrogant pleb, and you just cant help but be wrong in everything you say. Maybe this is bought on by the amount of anger you have in your heart for being an involuntary celibate...

Post a pic of your hair bruh to show everyone that you have so little hair left that you cant even put yourself in the mind of a guy with a full head of hair
 
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