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DontWant2BeBald

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There's no shame in hiding your thinning crown with concealer, just own it bro. Your combover will probably only work on miopic girls, but then again that's the best kind (amiright?); So be proud of the bald spot and douse yourself in concealer without restraint - we all support you man.

Imagine a hypothetical universe where there was no concealer on my hair. Now just imagine how pathetic you would look in this universe and how hard I am actually laughing at you right now.
 

buckthorn

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lmao no pal. Im not about to take a shower so I can prove to some blind losers that the hair is wet in those pics. If you believe me then you do if you dont then you dont. I cant do anymore to convince you.

stop saying "LMAO" you fucktard.. you're not a 14 year old girl (or maybe you are).
 

buckthorn

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There's no shame in hiding your thinning crown with concealer, just own it bro. Your combover will probably only work on miopic girls, but then again that's the best kind (amiright?); So be proud of the bald spot and douse yourself in concealer without restraint - we all support you man.

hahaha... macaronoaroni is the man!!! I love how you're antagonizing this f*****g asstard f*** face. :)
 

DontWant2BeBald

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hahaha... macaronoaroni is the man!!! I love how you're antagonizing this f*****g asstard f*** face. :)

COPE

he is the equivalent of a child closing their eyes and screaming BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH when you try to tell the truth. He doesnt want it to be true that such an a**h** like me could have cured hairloss and will not share it with him. So he will continue to deny whats right in front of him
 

buckthorn

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COPE

he is the equivalent of a child closing their eyes and screaming BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH when you try to tell the truth. He doesnt want it to be true that such an a**h** like me could have cured hairloss and will not share it with him. So he will continue to deny whats right in front of him

dude, do you think it's some grand coincidence that EVERY SINGLE PERSON on this forum thinks you're f*****g lame??? jesus man, get a grip.
 

DontWant2BeBald

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dude, do you think it's some grand coincidence that EVERY SINGLE PERSON on this forum thinks you're f*****g lame??? jesus man, get a grip.

Id rather be considered lame by a bunch of bald incels than to be considered ugly by the majority of girls. Brah Im doing just fine, its you who needs to get a grip.


...LMAO
 

dm900

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PTO baby, gonna crack another cold one open because this is pretty wacky.
 

Dench57

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how the f*** does SadVegeta get banned but this guy is still here
 

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DontWant2BeBald

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You're so full of sh*t. If there is someone out there who deserves to go bald is certainly you. You're the living representation of those assholes who make our lives a living hell every single day. You're not even beneath our contempt.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA


WHY SO BITTER? Common brah, hairloss is such a terrible thing and no one deserves that. I mean I can't imagine how terrible life would be if I didn't cure hairloss and was bald by now
 

DontWant2BeBald

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@FredTheBelgian brah thank god I have more than 5 hairs per cubic cm right? I mean if I had a horror story of a transplant like you it would basically be over

I don't know why you don't just shave it and go for the Robben look. Believe me everyone this you hair looks bad, they might not think you're bald (if they're stupid) but they probably think you have some genetic deformity, which is even worse
 

shookwun

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I have been to a lot of cities through out Canada, and they are all garbage compared to Toronto. Had the absolute time of my life living there, and nothing has made a close comparison. Endless parties, events and gigs I attended. Glad I spent my teenage, and early twenties living there.

Gotta love all characters you see in downtown Toronto. No city like it.
 

DontWant2BeBald

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I have been to a lot of cities through out Canada, and they are all garbage compared to Toronto. Had the absolute time of my life living there, and nothing has made a close comparison. Endless parties, events and gigs I attended. Glad I spent my teenage, and early twenties living there.

Gotta love all characters you see in downtown Toronto. No city like it.
Toronto is legit, @hellouser is probably just an anti social basement dweller
 
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Moderator -why is dontwant2bebald not banned? He is personally attacking forum members and trolling in general
 
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