HPM - living the dream?(Whatever happend to) thread

[ChrisW1980uk]

I'm not lying. I have a girlfriend who I've been with for 18 months, ta very much. She even posted on here. It was while you were on a sabbatical.

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PS I wouldn't swap being me for being you either, not that such a thing is an option.

 

[HairPieceMan]

I'm not lying. I have a girlfriend who I've been with for 18 months, ta very much. She even posted on here. It was while you were on a sabbatical.

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PS I wouldn't swap being me for being you either, not that such a thing is an option.

I am

1. Taller than you, by a full 1.5"
2. far richer than you.

 

[ChrisW1980uk]

So you accept I'm not lying then. Thanks for the apology

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PS leeching off your parents success doesn't make you "rich" we had this last time.

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Anyway, why are you slaggin me off, it wasn't me who made disparaging comments about you was it?

 

[HairPieceMan]

im slagging you off because your view of me is a negative one, right from the start of the thread, it's bad, you are bragging about accomplishments with women, and degrading me.

but anyhow, I wan't too see saf anyway, he has been away for a while.

comically he is 5 9 and feels short ROFL!

 

[ChrisW1980uk]

im slagging you off because your view of me is a negative one, right from the start of the thread, it's bad, you are bragging about accomplishments with women, and degrading me.

but anyhow, I wan't too see saf anyway, he has been away for a while.

comically he is 5 9 and feels short ROFL!

Yes, and that was what I didn't want to do upon your return. I asked you polite questions that I was genuinely interested in the answers. Then when somebody else makes a snide comment, you don't retort to them, you have a go at me. I only "bragged" after you slagged mate, calling me a liar, when I've proved I'm not lying. I'm sorry you're unhappy with your height. Of course I empathise, I'm in a similar position for goodness sake. I've just said it's not the handicap you say it is, IN MY EXPERIENCE, do you get it now?

 

[HairPieceMan]

Yes, and that was what I didn't want to do upon your return. I asked you polite questions that I was genuinely interested in the answers. Then when somebody else makes a snide comment, you don't retort to them, you have a go at me. I only "bragged" after you slagged mate, calling me a liar, when I've proved I'm not lying. I'm sorry you're unhappy with your height. Of course I empathise, I'm in a similar position for goodness sake. I've just said it's not the handicap you say it is, IN MY EXPERIENCE, do you get it now?

I just Went to spar to buy some biscuits @ 5’ 9â€￾, Saw a 5’ 8â€￾ 40 something guy, and a guy way short, like 5 4 or something, 40 something again, the guy was a joke, I felt super superior to him with my height, even though I am more his height.

So that’s 2 guys I was instantly taller than, 1â€￾ and then 5â€￾

Some girl was there, I was an inch or so taller than her, she was tall and in flats.

I love these shoes.

also you probably are using money, I bet you live in a 400K home with your dad, and she saw how rich your family were!

 

[ChrisW1980uk]

I just Went to spar to buy some biscuits @ 5’ 9”, Saw a 5’ 8” 40 something guy, and a guy way short, like 5 4 or something, 40 something again, the guy was a joke, I felt super superior to him with my height, even though I am more his height.

So that’s 2 guys I was instantly taller than, 1” and then 5”

Some girl was there, I was an inch or so taller than her, she was tall and in flats.

I love these shoes.

also you probably are using money, I bet you live in a 400K home with your dad, and she saw how rich your family were!

But I thought you were far richer than me? Make your mind up flower. Plus if you have to wear a girdle, should you really be buying biscuits?

 

[HairPieceMan]

well you tell me?

who is richer

my diet plan starts next week, im pigging out before hand!

 

[ChrisW1980uk]

Why are you so obsessed with money? Especially as it's your parents money anyway! Is that the only way you think you can score points over me? I'm not a 26 year old virgin, despite me looking like crap and not wearing heels like you. You must be pretty porky to have bought a girdle. I pity the poor girl who you might take home, thinks she's getting a 5ft9 slim guy, and gets back to yours and discovers that you're 5ft4 and fat!

 

[HairPieceMan]

bald to

and no u r good looking, im not botherd as long as I am NW1 and 5 10. those are my only concerns , hair/Height, I look ok but I don't really care, I care for my height cause girls care about a guys height. im not bothered on a girls looks.

msot guys worry about there height due to women, they themselves are not THAT bothered if they are 5 6 or 5 10, its more a female thing.

 

[Thom]

Your parents won't live forever you know. Hope you have a plan!

 

[ChrisW1980uk]

Surely the wig can stay on if you're having sex (genuine question btw)? So she'd never find that out. I have looked into lifts myself before, but always felt it would be false advertising. I'd get a wig if and when appropriate though, which is contradictory.

 

[DannyBoyy]

The awkward moment when your wig falls off while having sex.

 

[HairPieceMan]

of course it will stay on, most guys that wear hair enter relationships with girls without them knowing for years.

well I will always be in elevator shoes 24/7 around her (future GF), eventually I will do LL.

my future GF will be the best GF in the world, I know it is going to happen.

 

[ChrisW1980uk]

Surely you'll have to take the shoes off in the bedroom?

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Anyway, best of luck to ya with the ladies dude

 

[HairPieceMan]

umm in bed yes, but not the bedroom

I have 2.5" sneakers by calden, so im 5 7 with those sneakers, but im 5 9 in those boots, but it's socially acceptable to wear those boots inside, they kinda look like dress shoes.

http://www.tallmenshoes.com/elevator-shoes-k33291.html

2.5" sneakers to bring me to 5 7

4.0" boots, but I add a half inch lift to it for 4.5"

this is a good 1.5", should bring you to 5 4.5, they are knocking off converse with these.

if i was 5 7 I would wear those 1.5" converse knockoffs to bring me to 5 8.5, so i could have skinny jeans instead of baggy ones that cover my massive heel etc.

 

[ChrisW1980uk]

I saw the boots, and unless you were looking VERY closely, you'd never know much better than Frankenstein boots that Tom Cruise wears. I like skinny jeans so couldn't get away with them, but I might get a pair of Cuban Heels in the new year and give them a go

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BBSA should be having a look at those too, as they'd give him the extra 5-10cm he's after

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PS Thanks for the link, appreciate that!

 

[HairPieceMan]

yeah I'm pretty good at the elevator shoe industry.

yeah tom cruise wear elevator shoes with skinny jeans, I have a screenshot of him in ghost recon with 2.5" dress shoes and skinny jeans, and that is a big production movie, he is wearing skinny jeans in the movie!

and he does social events, always in elevator shoes and skinny jeans.

bonos wears god awful platform shoes ALL THE TIME, with skinny jeans, it is god awful, its like the 1970s solution to your height problem, platforms don't look right with any dress code, I can't believe his are soo bad, he only gets 1" out of them, look at the caldens range of shoes, regular sneakers that give you 1.0-2.5" of height, yet he is in aweful platforms, even when he meets the president!

 

[ChrisW1980uk]

Funny you should mention that. I have a famous(ish) relative who is actually shorter than me, and he wears Cubans with lifts in. Plus the "long hair" he has is a hairpiece. Yet nobody publicly seems to have picked up on either!

Cruise's shoes are so obvious because of the jeans. Never been able to find out how tall he is, but I'd guess around 5ft6.

 

[HairPieceMan]

pretty sure he is 5 7, he got married to his 3rd wife in them, you can see, - yet again- the heel size due to his skinny jeans, next to his then wife, they are around the same height, her height is a confirmed 5 9/10, with that said he must be 5 7 and with the lifts he got to 5 9.5 and he is eye level with you.

pretty sure he must have had 3.5" sneakers as well, He was seen in the park playing with wife and kids with really big heels in sneaker form, the biggest sneaker I have is 2.5", 3.5" and 4.0" are all in boot form at the moment.

yes I am lucky about the boots, they are the only 4.0" boots available, the only other option is 2 3.5" boots from donsfootwear, im lucky the 4.0" work and I can stick a 0.5" rise for further height.

if the boots didnt work out, id be stuck at 2.5"

also in the year 2008 if you wore elevator shoes the best you could get was 2.0" formal wear dress shoes, I couldn't even get 4.0" boots, it was 2010 that those came out, it's a smart idea.