HPM - living the dream?(Whatever happend to) thread

[HairPieceMan]

HPM, is this the same friend that you're referring to in your last post? If so you've been waiting for him to "come down" for nearly a year. Is he coming down from the moon?! Don't you have friends you can socialise with now? If so, why have you been waiting so long fella?

The answer is no, I am hermit baldie remember?

but he IS coming down in a few weeks
but a lot has changed since then, I am improving myself, my lifts are better, I get a 0.5" more out of them and I have a better looking pair, carboxy therapy has helped dark circles, Laser hair removal has given me a cleaner shave look, and my hairpieces are looking much better, I will have a good one when I meet him, but I will have the perfect one in march etc.

here are his messages:

December:

Alright, I've got some bad news and some good news. Bad news is that I've got a job and won't be able to come up before the new year. Good news is that I will be able to come up in January for more than just a night this way (and I'll be able to afford the train now as well) hang in there little dude, I'll be up for sure in January.

January:

yeah yeah it's cool, I'm back soon and ill have enough money to come up and see you, i land back in London in late January, ill be up shortly afterwards.



so yeah I'm 100% sure he will be up in January, he is busy guy but he hangs around girls that grew up in flats, hopefully he knows some girl 4 11 - 5 2 and with my 4" lifts to 5 8.5 I am laughing, last year I had 3.5" lifts to 5 8 and they looked really bad!

Things are looking better, even the girdle I wear is 10x better than the one I used to wear, it totally hides the beer belly!


in fact, back then I couldn't really meet women with my attachment method of the hairpiece, it wasn't that great, but now my attachment method is perfect, I pay almost half the price for a hairpiece now, and they look much better with fully exposed hairlines!

 

[Benjamin36]

I'm just curious here: how do you get around hiding the fact that you wear lifts? I would think that it would be especially hard if you are with a woman and you're in situations where you wouldn't be wearing shoes, such as in bed.

 

[HairPieceMan]

well the height loss wouldn't be noticeable in bed, height is all in the limbs, so its like my legs are 4" shorter than what she thought, I doubt she'd notice.

 

[ChrisW1980uk]

So you have no friends at all? Jeez, that sucks! The reason I asked, is that on this thread you've been saying the same things for a long-*** time now. Would you not better eating healthier than wearing a girdle. I don't want to rag on you, as it's pointless kicking someone when they're down. I just wonder when you're going to start having a life, rather than it always being in the future. Life is passing you by dude :/

- - - Updated - - -

Oh and she would definitely notice. When I've taken women home who wear heels, I've always noticed when they take them off...

- - - Updated - - -

Did you ever get the crotch booster you were talking about by the way?

 

[HairPieceMan]

well yeah when you take them off inside, but I plan to stick to my lifts anyway, it is not ideal, but I don't really have an alternative.

and yes I am on scottish slimmers and I am dieting pretty damn well, I'm not that fat really, no one notices any beer belly, I was just exaggerating.

rofl no I never got the bulge enhancer, I have forgotten where i saw it online, only one internet store offered it, it "faked" 2" of c*** size though!

 

[ChrisW1980uk]

I hope you find you dream woman who doesn't care about your wig, lifts or girdle. I really do.

 

[HairPieceMan]

thanks

the girdle really isn't noticeable, I'm not fat, it just slims me down a little to have a "perfect" belly.

on hair, it will be tough, to fake hair, but on height, well I think she'd want me to at least have a little lift at all times, maybe not 4", but likely 2.5", it depends on her height.

I hope I get a girl 4 11 or 4 10!

 

[ChrisW1980uk]

Do you see that many women that short though? In my single and looking years I didn't. My first gf was 5 feet tall. Have met girls who are 5ftish, but they've often tended to go out with really tall blokes. My 5ft ex went out with a guy who was 5ft 11 after me. Having said that, Kylie's ex was around 6ft, and then she's gone out with me, and I'm slightly shorter than her lol!

 

[HairPieceMan]

well yeah I guess I mean 4 11 - 5 2, and I will be 5 8.5 so all is well!

 

[ChrisW1980uk]

I'm sure you could expand that man. I know guys who are 5ft8 5ft9 and their girlfriends are around mine and Kylie's height don't restrict yourself!

- - - Updated - - -

Was going to say sell yourself short before thinking, oops!

 

[HairPieceMan]

well it's hardly down dating is you are selecting women based on lower height.

but it just means things are better without lifts, at least in worst case scenario I am 2.5" taller than her (in fact 3.5" if she wears socks inside)

and when we are outside there is 6" difference between us, again worst case sccenario.

 

[ChrisW1980uk]

I didn't mean like down dating. I meant it terms of casting your net a bit wider. Let me give you a tip, some short girls (just like many of us short guys) can be a little bit crazy, and many that are very short will want a much taller boyfriend. I think it's because they subconsciously know that any children will probably come somewhere between their height. So if they are 5ft and they get witha 6 footer, their kids will have a much better chance of being taller, than if they got together with a chap of our height!

 

[Benjamin36]

It's definitely true that most women like tall guys, I'm 6'1 and I see girls gushing all of the time about guys who are 6'4 and taller. They like to feel small and petite, and I guess it's a plus that they feel protected too.

 

[HairPieceMan]

chris you are correct.

but 98% of the time

girls that are 4 11 - 5 2 are ok with a guy 5 8

girls 5 5 are ok with a guy 5 10

girls 5 8 are ok with a guy 5 10!

yes there are some crazy 4 11 - 5 2 ones that only like men 5 10, really girls that height will never be able to distinguish between a man 5 10 or 6 0, they just say 6 0 in surveys or think there bf is 6 0 so they feel better about themselves.

seriously people have done surveys with girls 5 0 and they look up to guys 5 10 and think they are 6 0, they cannot tell, really 5 8 is a very datable height for a guy, I can even imagine being with a 5 6 woman at 5 8, Girls just don't want to be with a short guy, as long as you are not short I believe that is the key, even on height surgery forum there was a guy 5 8.5 with a 5 10 woman and good looking, she said if you were an inch shorter I wouldn't be into you at all! but the point is the guy wasn't short anyway, he was respectable height for a guy and she was a really really tall woman!

 

[ChrisW1980uk]

Very true Benjamin. That's why I worry about what will happen if HPM's dream girl discovers his verious deceptions/enhancements. I know I've been peeed off when I've got a girl home who has apparently had amazing cleavage, and then when the clothes come off, it's the biggest wonderbra known to man. Plus woe betide him if the dream girl asks her friends for advice about how to proceed. It would not end well. Hopefully he finds that one in a million who is shallow but conversely non-judgemental...

- - - Updated - - -

You overthink this HPM, god you need to get out there and erm how do I put this? Well here goes, get ya **** wet!!

 

[HairPieceMan]

not really!

it just height, a factor, an important factor, two of my neibours are older men that are 5 9 with girls under 5 4, it stands to reason that if he met her 5" shorter it would be a negative factor.

with 4" lifts I am fine, I can work around it, yes she will be dissapointed, but height is more important than breast size.

 

[ChrisW1980uk]

Exactly dude! If I was annoyed over breast size, then a girl when she discovers your enhancements isn't going to look kindly on it. It's a shame you live up in Scotland, as I could've taken you out when I was single and helped you meet women!

 

[HairPieceMan]

what im saying is it is MORE important, thus I have more justification.

and it is only temporary, until I get LL.

well I'm sticking to my guns!

 

[ChrisW1980uk]

A woman won't think that way though. She's not going to see you as having cause to do what you do. She will merely focus on the fact that you've done it. By all means stick to your guns, but you're gonna have to pray that first lucky lady doesn't "out" you and undo your hard work. Word travels fast mate!

 

[DannyBoyy]

I couldnt wear lifts if i was short...it be like i be with her soon as i take them off...boom...you drop...like chris said have you saw a woman take heels off? you literally see them drop i mentioned it to a friend once and we joked about it...i think a woman would love you more for who YOU are but what ever makes you happy...but hey what do i know....