I'm thinking of escortcelling in my own country

[Norwoodcel]

I've reached a point I never thought I'd get to..

I'm contemplating visiting an escort in my own county... (UK)

I've escortcelled a few times over the years when I've been abroad.. because it's more affordable and I've been in a 'holiday mood' in a hotel

Now I'm actually thinking of dropping £120 on some skanky Romanian immigrant that looks far better in her photos than in real life..

Any escortcels here?

 

[Feelsbadman]

im jelly i got a friend in UK who escort maxxxs and he bangs hot as f*** girls for an ok price, you got a good range there.
In my country i have easy access to escorts but the hot ones are really expensive
i dont like banging escorts that much but i got sometimes just to feel some boobs.

 

[czecha]

I've reached a point I never thought I'd get to..

I'm contemplating visiting an escort in my own county... (UK)

I've escortcelled a few times over the years when I've been abroad.. because it's more affordable and I've been in a 'holiday mood' in a hotel

Now I'm actually thinking of dropping £120 on some skanky Romanian immigrant that looks far better in her photos than in real life..

Any escortcels here?

Based tbh

 

[czecha]

im jelly i got a friend in UK who escort maxxxs and he bangs hot as f*** girls for an ok price, you got a good range there.
In my country i have easy access to escorts but the hot ones are really expensive
i dont like banging escorts that much but i got sometimes just to feel some boobs.

How much tbh

 

[czecha]

I've reached a point I never thought I'd get to..

I'm contemplating visiting an escort in my own county... (UK)

I've escortcelled a few times over the years when I've been abroad.. because it's more affordable and I've been in a 'holiday mood' in a hotel

Now I'm actually thinking of dropping £120 on some skanky Romanian immigrant that looks far better in her photos than in real life..

Any escortcels here?

Over for ukcels

 

[Migraine]

Norwoodcel, Feelsbadman and czecha zzzzz always you drama queens. Starting to get old really fast

 

[Derelict]

Up to you at the end of the day, but i would save your money and dignity. Invest that money in something else.

 

[Butterbean Head]

I've reached a point I never thought I'd get to..

I'm contemplating visiting an escort in my own county... (UK)

I've escortcelled a few times over the years when I've been abroad.. because it's more affordable and I've been in a 'holiday mood' in a hotel

Now I'm actually thinking of dropping £120 on some skanky Romanian immigrant that looks far better in her photos than in real life..

Any escortcels here?

I'm the crackheads favourite punter. I ONLY go with street walkers, preferably the saggy cellulite type.

Cheap and I am in control of the play. TBF most of the straddles I've had have been good, also go without, although have worn a few times.

It turns me on they will be squelching out my liquid self whilst sucking/f*****g some other social misfit.

Possibly got a few pregnant as well.......

 

[OldnBald]

I'm the crackheads favourite punter. I ONLY go with street walkers, preferably the saggy cellulite type.

Cheap and I am in control of the play. TBF most of the straddles I've had have been good, also go without, although have worn a few times.

It turns me on they will be squelching out my liquid self whilst sucking/f*****g some other social misfit.

Possibly got a few pregnant as well.......

Damn man. Have you thought about getting help

 

[czecha]

I'm the crackheads favourite punter. I ONLY go with street walkers, preferably the saggy cellulite type.

Cheap and I am in control of the play. TBF most of the straddles I've had have been good, also go without, although have worn a few times.

It turns me on they will be squelching out my liquid self whilst sucking/f*****g some other social misfit.

Possibly got a few pregnant as well.......

Slayercel tbh ngl, based brocel tbh

 

[czecha]

Are there actually 18-19yo hot jb escorts in the west? Or do you have to eecell for that?

 

[Butterbean Head]

Damn man. Have you thought about getting help

What type of help?

I've given up emptying my ginger tea-bags up saggy prostitutes now.....

 

[Butterbean Head]

Slayercel tbh ngl, based brocel tbh

Had to goggle that load of cobblers that you wrote.

I have a penis that is longer than wider, although I would say it is in proportion. Many civilians(and pros) have said I have a large one.....mmmmm, doesn't matter as I have a large top head!!

 

[Butterbean Head]

Are there actually 18-19yo hot jb escorts in the west? Or do you have to eecell for that?

Plenty of street girls that age, but personally I prefer the older ones that have gaping crevices.

Straddled one with 6 kids, my oh my was she deep!!

 

[czecha]

Plenty of street girls that age, but personally I prefer the older ones that have gaping crevices.

Straddled one with 6 kids, my oh my was she deep!!

@Norwoodcel

 

[Butterbean Head]

@Norwoodcel

Apparently(according to one of the hookers I had a "relationship" with), one of the girls(who I was regularly straddling) is in love with me. She was certainly not happy I was seeing yet another when I was seeing her. Making up sh*t about this other girl etc

I really am(or was) the crackheads favourite!

 

[Butterbean Head]

After I did the business once(already gave her the money and my load), she told me in excited tones I am the definition of a real man.....tall, long c***, great body and handsome........yes.

 

[czecha]

After I did the business once(already gave her the money and my load), she told me in excited tones I am the definition of a real man.....tall, long c***, great body and handsome........yes.

I got hard reading that ngl brocel

 

[Butterbean Head]

I got hard reading that ngl brocel

I'm always hard for the hookers.

If I may be so "bold" as to say I straddle them good. Had one who told another(unbeknown to me) that I was the best f*** she ever had. Used to follow me when she saw me in the red light area.

 

[Norwoodcel]

Lol..

Been chatting to one on WhatsApp.. I'm booked to go see her tomorrow at 2pm... Got her apartment Addy and number. £120 for an hour



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