I'm thinking of escortcelling in my own country

[Caillou]

One can get STD's from civilians.....

You have to be retarded to get STD from a civilian, and anyway the risk is still much lower

 

[Butterbean Head]

You have to be retarded to get STD from a civilian, and anyway the risk is still much lower

In what way retarded? Please explain.

 

[Caillou]

In what way retarded? Please explain.

You need to date a woman who doesn't have a huge sexual history, not some c*m-dumpster single mom. And you also need to practice safe sex before you completely make sure she's fine

 

[Ourkes]

@Butterbean Head
Out of interest, why have you given up on a hobby that you appear to be so good at?

 

[Ourkes]

I've reached a point I never thought I'd get to..

I'm contemplating visiting an escort in my own county... (UK)

I've escortcelled a few times over the years when I've been abroad.. because it's more affordable and I've been in a 'holiday mood' in a hotel

Now I'm actually thinking of dropping £120 on some skanky Romanian immigrant that looks far better in her photos than in real life..

Any escortcels here?

@Norwoodcel my mate reckons he pays £80 per 30 mins here in the UK and loves it. He is mid 40's and very handsome, has no issues finding women to date. He just likes the process, hassle free (of course unless you get an STI!).

 

[Notdifferent]

Threads like this is peak entertainment and why I haven't left yet.

 

[Caillou]

Threads like this is peak entertainment and why I haven't left yet.

Not entertaining as much as they're sad really. It's painful seeing how much has hair loss destroyed us and our lives

 

[whatintheworld]

Never understood this mentality...if you think hair is giving you this problem, go get the best hair system you can find, and go dating looking for one night stands...

 

[Butterbean Head]

You need to date a woman who doesn't have a huge sexual history, not some c*m-dumpster single mom. And you also need to practice safe sex before you completely make sure she's fine

Valid point, but it's still a lottery though isn't it. What does one do, refrain?

 

[Butterbean Head]

@Butterbean Head
Out of interest, why have you given up on a hobby that you appear to be so good at?

I've got two choices.

1-Carry on and die out there, whether through a disease as I bareback them all, get stabbed for treading on someone else's square foot pissing ground, old bill etc.

2-Give up and thus never have sex again.

Not much of an accolade of course, but I really was the crackheads favourite. That funs gotta stop now.

Been approx 7weeks since I've stepped under neon-light. I've been quite miserable not doing it however.

As much as it pains me to say it, but I do dearly enjoy filling up crack-w****s.

 

[Ourkes]

I've got two choices.

1-Carry on and die out there, whether through a disease as I bareback them all, get stabbed for treading on someone else's square foot pissing ground, old bill etc.

2-Give up and thus never have sex again.

Not much of an accolade of course, but I really was the crackheads favourite. That funs gotta stop now.

Been approx 7weeks since I've stepped under neon-light. I've been quite miserable not doing it however.

As much as it pains me to say it, but I do dearly enjoy filling up crack-w****s.

carry on and die out there - that tickled me!

 

[I wont lose this]

ridiculous

 

[Butterbean Head]

carry on and die out there - that tickled me!

Well, when you're affectionately known as the "Bareback Lumberjack" there's a lot of jealous people out there.

I've got to be strong(as much as I'm long) and never straddle a toothless grin behind a trash-bin again.....

 

[Norwoodcel]

I didn't go through with it .

I had a wank and decided I wasn't interested

 

[Butterbean Head]

I didn't go through with it .

I had a wank and decided I wasn't interested

Sponge-columned.