I'm thinking of escortcelling in my own country

Butterbean Head

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Lol..

Been chatting to one on WhatsApp.. I'm booked to go see her tomorrow at 2pm... Got her apartment Addy and number. £120 for an hour



This is going to be weird
I do dearly hope you are barebacking, especially for that obscene amount of £.

Due to the fact I am the crackheads favourite, I can get sex for £10, although £20 is the usual rate.
 

czecha

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Lol..

Been chatting to one on WhatsApp.. I'm booked to go see her tomorrow at 2pm... Got her apartment Addy and number. £120 for an hour



This is going to be weird
Meanwhile im coomercelling
Brootal
 

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What are your dick measurements?
Length and girth. Long isn't a big deal without girth.
Haven't measured, but according to a few specimens 8inch length, girth wasn't mentioned.

I don't think I'm as "big" as many have stated, but I don't closely examine other men's anatomy....
 

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Ah, it's all bloody moot anyway. Now I've given up straddling hookers, this flaccid farce is only used now for excreting waste matter.

If I didn't desire to piss through the arse, I'd chop the ugly bastard off.......make life much easier I'll tell ya.
 

Butterbean Head

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8 inches puts you in the top .01% of men. Women can't measure sh*t.
When I was straddling my ex-wife one time(we weren't married then), she stated a big member is so much better than a small one. I retorted if I had a small one would you not have go out with me. If looks could kill.....

Regardless of exact measurement, my useless dangling flesh between my loins is big enough.
 

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Lol..

Been chatting to one on WhatsApp.. I'm booked to go see her tomorrow at 2pm... Got her apartment Addy and number. £120 for an hour



This is going to be weird
is it your first time? it's not weird
its fun but it's not like a real girl it can be a dark pathway and addictive.
 

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Lol..

Been chatting to one on WhatsApp.. I'm booked to go see her tomorrow at 2pm... Got her apartment Addy and number. £120 for an hour



This is going to be weird
Don't do it. Sleep on it. Loserdom awaits. N probably crabs.
 

czecha

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@op take a pic of the disgusting room you are going to f*** in for the lol tbh
 

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Having sex with escorts is like eating sh*t food. It might satiate your hunger and desire to eat, but you will feel like absolute sh*t after doing it and it will taste quite bad

Not to mention that you might get food poisoning (STD) after finishing eating it
 

Butterbean Head

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Having sex with escorts is like eating sh*t food. It might satiate your hunger and desire to eat, but you will feel like absolute sh*t after doing it and it will taste quite bad

Not to mention that you might get food poisoning (STD) after finishing eating it
One can get STD's from civilians.....
 
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