Italian Hair Loss Lotion To Hit The Market In 2016

Janko

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Just reread the conversation Beps had with his friend on Facebook (stalkery, I know) and it makes me belief that they really have something on their hands.. How his friend says after talking about the lotion that "he should make a golden statue of him and his dad" and that Beps will take a holiday (I suppose from the money he will get) when Fidia finally moves the lotion to market.. I know Fidia is never explicitly mentioned but what other lotion would he be talking about? Love how he calls Fidia "a bunch of demented" haha.
If the lotion will make me a fullhead, I promise on golden pepe, that I will start crowdfunding on statue. Giussepe Brotzu will have shiny armor and with a robust sword will be fighting minoxidil bottle, finasteride pill, people with texts on them: Just shave it and get a tan bro, It is only about confidence etc. While Giovanni will pour a water on a baldies head from holy grail and where it will touch the head will be growing hair.
And text: Beast that cursed kings and peasants. Destroyer of Julius Caesar, Napoleon and Hippocrates was defeated by Giovanni and Giuseppe Brotzu. Alopecia is dead. Long live the Brotzus heritage!
 

17AndBalding

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If the lotion will make me a fullhead, I promise on golden pepe, that I will start crowdfunding on statue. Giussepe Brotzu will have shiny armor and with a robust sword will be fighting minoxidil bottle, finasteride pill, people with texts on them: Just shave it and get a tan bro, It is only about confidence etc. While Giovanni will pour a water on a baldies head from holy grail and where it will touch the head will be growing hair.
And text: Beast that cursed kings and peasants. Destroyer of Julius Caesar, Napoleon and Hippocrates was defeated by Giovanni and Giuseppe Brotzu. Alopecia is dead. Long live the Brotzus heritage!
I'm with you brother. If this lotion would bring back what I have lost and maintain, I will donate to the statue and personally go to Cagliari and do a ritual of blessing around it
 

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It’ll all be much better when we get an announcement from Fidia tomorrow.
Wouldn't hold too much hope for that man, I know they posted something first thing in 2017, but they technically have the entire year to give us an update. I hope that they come out with a statement very soon, I really do.
 

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Wouldn't hold too much hope for that man, I know they posted something first thing in 2017, but they technically have the entire year to give us an update. I hope that they come out with a statement very soon, I really do.

It was only sardonicism and fun, Sasha, no need to worry. Merely playing along with @Goodsend and stuff. There may have been a hint of parapraxis somewhere in there, but that's neither here nor there, really.
 

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It was only sardonicism and fun, Sasha, no need to worry. Merely playing along with @Goodsend and stuff. There may have been a hint of parapraxis somewhere in there, but that's neither here nor there, really.
I got it, Delores, should've had my sarcasm sensors go off but the batteries ran out.
 

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Johnt1997

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They've been open all morning and still haven't given us an update, pull the finger out you lazy Italians!

Also, I appear to have became an established member yas. This is both a proud moment and a sad one lol
 

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I can't stop thinking as to why you still creep on this forum, you want them to make an announcement soon to save your hair, you just don't want to admit it though.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA I'LL PAY THE 30€ I PAY FOR FINASTERIDE FOR THAT sh*t INSTEAD!
 

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They've been open all morning and still haven't given us an update, pull the finger out you lazy Italians!

Also, I appear to have became an established member yas. This is both a proud moment and a sad one lol

@Goodsend was just guessing there was announcement. Keep your panties on my friend, if and when they are ready you will hear. Now go on a live your life in the meantime because you may waste a few months over nothing.
 
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